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Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
October 20 2010 21:59 GMT
#441
No way. I'd live every day in constant fear of having those two random kicks at really awkward times. And when those are over I'd be scared for the morning.
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Jameser
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden951 Posts
October 20 2010 22:00 GMT
#442
on the plus side, would really make it difficult to sleep in so it might lead to a more productive life
SolHeiM
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1264 Posts
October 20 2010 22:01 GMT
#443
On October 21 2010 07:00 Jameser wrote:
on the plus side, would really make it difficult to sleep in so it might lead to a more productive life


Why would you need to be productive when you're already made for life? If I had 500 mil I'd just sit on my ass all fucking day and play StarCraft.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
October 20 2010 22:02 GMT
#444
On October 21 2010 06:49 Shpiel wrote:
You're having sex. Kicked in balls.
You're enjoying a margarita. Kicked in the balls.
You're talking to your girlfriend's boobs. Kicked in the balls.
How awkward would all that be? Suddenly falling down and reeling in pain or grabbing your crotch for what seems like no apparent reason (to others).

But hell, I'd do it.

Would be awkward but they would still love you cause you got the cash
This is our town, scrub
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
October 20 2010 22:06 GMT
#445
Take your 500mil, buy narcotics, don't feel the kick.
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
October 20 2010 22:06 GMT
#446
you can get used to anything!

TAKE THE MONEY BABY
fellcrow
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States288 Posts
October 20 2010 22:07 GMT
#447
I think I would totally be down for this...but I don't know. *hesitation* lol
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Promises
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands1821 Posts
October 20 2010 22:07 GMT
#448
Never getting a good, comfortable sunbathed wake-up swayed it to no for me.
I'm a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable".
GiantEnemyCrab
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada503 Posts
October 20 2010 22:09 GMT
#449
not worth it since that random kick my kill you while u swim, driving a car and doing other shit like eating so you choke on ur food. life will be horrible. btw money is useless after ur dead so w.e
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Electric.Jesus
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany755 Posts
October 20 2010 22:13 GMT
#450
No way. I would not know what to do with that amount of money, aynway, and I kinda hate getting kicked in the balls.
"Sir, the enemy has us sourrounded" - "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
October 20 2010 22:16 GMT
#451
wow TL really? 23 pages on this? real mature.

on that note. i voted no. personally, money past a certain point is not really necessary. id rather take like ~5mil for something much less drastic.
throttled
Profile Joined August 2010
United States382 Posts
October 20 2010 22:17 GMT
#452
On October 21 2010 06:37 dukethegold wrote:
What if you are a woman? O_o


Obviously the question doesn't apply to you?

HERP DERP.

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"Look to the river rushing. Unparalleled in its power. It carves away at the land, eroding the banks, consuming the sands and washes away to her majesty."
CyberPitz
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States428 Posts
October 20 2010 22:18 GMT
#453
The Permanent damage part is what made me go "YES!!!"
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 22:22:12
October 20 2010 22:20 GMT
#454
I'd do it. Never perma damaged - nuff said.
500 mil is enough to compensate for the constant fear of hitting the ground (and hitting the floor in pain in the morning) - heck the dudes on Jackass get this stuff done to them and they don't even earn 500 mil.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
ApoNow
Profile Joined May 2010
Luxembourg100 Posts
October 20 2010 22:21 GMT
#455
I'm not even sure if I'd take 500 Million $ without this nasty drawback. I like my personality the way it is and I'm afraid that I'd turn into a complete jackass being super rich and all. I might take 1/1000th of that sum though, since it wouldn't be enough to feel secure for the rest of your life.
Thus, I'd probably donate 99,9% to some charity organization but never would I let some random stranger kick my precious thrice a day.
A Tiamat tour is like Space Mountain in Disneyland… A roller coaster in the dark
Precipice
Profile Joined April 2010
United States121 Posts
October 20 2010 22:21 GMT
#456
To be frank I think this is a no brainer. Go watch this video and see why I'd take the money.

Mastery is the fruit of repetition
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
October 20 2010 22:23 GMT
#457
Yeah I absolutely would not.
The concept: Money for feeling like shit occassionally, meh, rather be happy.
Also, fuck taking unearned money, thats gay.
soullogik
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1171 Posts
October 20 2010 22:25 GMT
#458
i would cause after a while you would have balls of steel and 500,000,000
young ho
Gorguts
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada254 Posts
October 20 2010 22:27 GMT
#459
On October 21 2010 07:21 ApoNow wrote:
I'm not even sure if I'd take 500 Million $ without this nasty drawback. I like my personality the way it is and I'm afraid that I'd turn into a complete jackass being super rich and all. I might take 1/1000th of that sum though, since it wouldn't be enough to feel secure for the rest of your life.
Thus, I'd probably donate 99,9% to some charity organization but never would I let some random stranger kick my precious thrice a day.


On October 21 2010 07:23 Slayer91 wrote:

Also, fuck taking unearned money, thats gay.



Oh go bullshit somewhere else White Knights.
Ruthless
Profile Joined August 2008
United States492 Posts
October 20 2010 22:28 GMT
#460
I love these masked question about money or happiness. People looking for loopholes in the rules are missing the point. Would have unlimited money and everything you want be worth the physical discomfort
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