On October 21 2010 05:25 O-ops wrote: Fucking chobos. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Go to teh Shaolin Temple Step 2: Master Iron Balls Kungfu Step 3: Go back, take the deal, and have 3 free practice sessions each day.
Psh i can do all that, get a friend that knows to hit further back instead of shallow kicks. And tape your balls and your dick to your stomach, it will still hurt because you're getting hit but you wont hit your balls.
Anyways if my balls never get any perma damage, i'll probably learn to enjoy it become a masochist and those times during the day will be like ecstasy.
How do you kill someone that doesn't feel ball pain!!
And YES! I would take that deal instantly, no permanent damage? Wtf, I've dealt with more pain than a kick in the crotch. I'll take that money any day.
I think the fact that it's random scares me more than anything. Having to live with the added stress of a kick to the balls that could come at any time would probably take years off your life. I might even be happy after the second random kick that day, because I know that there aren't any more coming for another few hours.
You'd have to consider more than the pain, since you'd really have to avoid any action that might be dangerous if you were to suddenly get the pain during that time (eg. driving your car along the highway or maybe during a tight curve), not to mention just being plain embarrased twice a day when you go down randomly from the pain. Pain + great inconvenience isn't worth it at all.
I'd do it in a heartbeat. I can imagine all the good stuff I'd be able to do for my friends and family, and live out my dreams, and at the same time make others (strangers) happy. I'll take 5-10 minutes of random intense pain three times a day, hell yeah! Plus, it's only two random times every day, and I love getting up fast. xP
It's very simple, you take the money, and then just sip on purple drank all day. You'll be high as fuck and hardly feel it and you'll be rich as a mofo.
You're having sex. Kicked in balls. You're enjoying a margarita. Kicked in the balls. You're talking to your girlfriend's boobs. Kicked in the balls. How awkward would all that be? Suddenly falling down and reeling in pain or grabbing your crotch for what seems like no apparent reason (to others).
EPT
