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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 21:10:41
October 20 2010 21:10 GMT
#421
On October 21 2010 05:25 O-ops wrote:
Fucking chobos. Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Go to teh Shaolin Temple
Step 2: Master Iron Balls Kungfu
Step 3: Go back, take the deal, and have 3 free practice sessions each day.


Psh i can do all that, get a friend that knows to hit further back instead of shallow kicks.
And tape your balls and your dick to your stomach, it will still hurt because you're getting hit but you wont hit your balls.

Anyways if my balls never get any perma damage, i'll probably learn to enjoy it become a masochist and those times during the day will be like ecstasy.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
October 20 2010 21:11 GMT
#422
On October 21 2010 05:25 O-ops wrote:
Fucking chobos. Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Go to teh Shaolin Temple
Step 2: Master Iron Balls Kungfu
Step 3: Go back, take the deal, and have 3 free practice sessions each day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4WTDH7B2M&feature=related


How do you kill someone that doesn't feel ball pain!!

And YES! I would take that deal instantly, no permanent damage? Wtf, I've dealt with more pain than a kick in the crotch. I'll take that money any day.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
sl0w
Profile Joined July 2010
United States447 Posts
October 20 2010 21:14 GMT
#423
tempting, but no.
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 21:19:01
October 20 2010 21:15 GMT
#424
He who gives up the safety for his balls for a lot of money deserves neither.
nice.
Glasse
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada1237 Posts
October 20 2010 21:17 GMT
#425
i cant see the pleasure of randomly being kicked in the balls while having sex, gonna have to say no here
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
October 20 2010 21:23 GMT
#426
On October 21 2010 06:15 TymerA wrote:
He who gives up the safety for his balls for a lot of money deserves neither.


"They will never receive any damage"

Really?
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Weasel-
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada1556 Posts
October 20 2010 21:27 GMT
#427
I think the fact that it's random scares me more than anything. Having to live with the added stress of a kick to the balls that could come at any time would probably take years off your life. I might even be happy after the second random kick that day, because I know that there aren't any more coming for another few hours.
shamanglove
Profile Joined June 2010
United States23 Posts
October 20 2010 21:28 GMT
#428
I'd do it. But I'm hedonist. SO, when it comes down to it, anything for my kicks man, anything.
pushed to rise, yet doomed to fall
cromat
Profile Joined May 2010
Afghanistan100 Posts
October 20 2010 21:30 GMT
#429
since the balls never receive damage, the question simply becomes: would you accept the trade of mass pain for mass money?

hello
lvatural
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States347 Posts
October 20 2010 21:34 GMT
#430
You'd have to consider more than the pain, since you'd really have to avoid any action that might be dangerous if you were to suddenly get the pain during that time (eg. driving your car along the highway or maybe during a tight curve), not to mention just being plain embarrased twice a day when you go down randomly from the pain. Pain + great inconvenience isn't worth it at all.
--
Dee-Kej
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden191 Posts
October 20 2010 21:35 GMT
#431
I'd do it in a heartbeat. I can imagine all the good stuff I'd be able to do for my friends and family, and live out my dreams, and at the same time make others (strangers) happy. I'll take 5-10 minutes of random intense pain three times a day, hell yeah! Plus, it's only two random times every day, and I love getting up fast. xP
Going progame(make)r!!
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
October 20 2010 21:37 GMT
#432
What if you are a woman? O_o
ThE.SparkZ
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States381 Posts
October 20 2010 21:38 GMT
#433
It's very simple, you take the money, and then just sip on purple drank all day. You'll be high as fuck and hardly feel it and you'll be rich as a mofo.
A battle between gods is just so damn beautiful
catabowl
Profile Joined November 2009
United States815 Posts
October 20 2010 21:41 GMT
#434
I'd take the money, and hire stand-ins.
Jung! Myung! Hoooooooooooooooooon! #TeamPolt
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
October 20 2010 21:46 GMT
#435
On October 21 2010 06:37 dukethegold wrote:
What if you are a woman? O_o


It still hurts?
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 20 2010 21:48 GMT
#436
On October 21 2010 06:37 dukethegold wrote:
What if you are a woman? O_o

Damn it all...
:)
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
October 20 2010 21:49 GMT
#437
i'd use part of the money to hire goons who'd kick other people in the balls for me, so i wouldn't be lonely.
How's the weather down there?
Shpiel
Profile Joined April 2010
United States47 Posts
October 20 2010 21:49 GMT
#438
You're having sex. Kicked in balls.
You're enjoying a margarita. Kicked in the balls.
You're talking to your girlfriend's boobs. Kicked in the balls.
How awkward would all that be? Suddenly falling down and reeling in pain or grabbing your crotch for what seems like no apparent reason (to others).

But hell, I'd do it.
Life! Enjoy it.
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
October 20 2010 21:55 GMT
#439
On October 21 2010 06:37 dukethegold wrote:
What if you are a woman? O_o

It took 3 years to solve the unsolvable problem.
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
DashFlow
Profile Joined June 2010
United Kingdom176 Posts
October 20 2010 21:55 GMT
#440
No way! because i love my balls to much to let them feel that amount of pain! ;o
I Only Want You To Think Im Fantastic!
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