On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote: For half a billion dollars?
I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).
I would take the money, since really you could just put all the money into a bank account with high interest. You could probably make about 20 million or so a day just off of interest. Also you would get used to the ball kicking after awhile, and if it gets to bad you could do something about it such as getting a sex change, or get new balls.
On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote: For half a billion dollars?
I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).
The OP says that every morning you are awoken by a kick in the balls. I think this would essentially make that impossible, thus making your method not valid.
What's so bad about being kicked in the balls if there is not a permanent injury. I hit and have been hit worse than that and no one paid me 50000000000000$~~~ Watch some K-1 and MMA and you will feel better about that.
On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote: For half a billion dollars?
I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).
The OP says that every morning you are awoken by a kick in the balls. I think this would essentially make that impossible, thus making your method not valid.
Technically you could be awoken by the sound of the container falling to the ground, or it has a mechanism that lets an alarm go off when its moved.
And yea I probably would. 500 million is a lot. Like grayarea said, the nerves would eventually all die as they get kicked over and over, so you'd get used to it.
as to the topic, accepting the money means death basically, since even a benign activity such as swimming under water would kill you if you were kicked in the balls unknowingly
Yo what if you get cancer and have to get your balls removed? Are your balls kick three times a day while their are in a trash bag at the hospital or are you suddenly struck with the feeling?
On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote: For half a billion dollars?
I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).
The OP says that every morning you are awoken by a kick in the balls. I think this would essentially make that impossible, thus making your method not valid.
Technically you could be awoken by the sound of the container falling to the ground, or it has a mechanism that lets an alarm go off when its moved.
And yea I probably would. 500 million is a lot. Like grayarea said, the nerves would eventually all die as they get kicked over and over, so you'd get used to it.
What the hell!? then you wouldn't feel anything we you get sucked
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Watch some K-1 and MMA and you will feel better about that.
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