$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 15

On December 21 2008 06:54 mrgerry wrote:
I checked a few pages but did anyone ever think of just getting a really nice nut cup and laugh in the guys face everytime he goes in for the kick?

On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.

On December 20 2008 15:16 Frits wrote:
So many people are completely ignorant about the prize.

Money doesnt bring happiness as long as you have enough so that you don't have to worry about basic needs.
Pain on a daily basis can make your life miserable on the other hand. The percentage of people with arthritis who are also depressed is insane. Not to mention this unavoidable pain will likely result in learned helplessness.

Anyone who says yes to this is a dumbass, you will be happy for a week, a month, or maybe a year. Think about the rest of your life.

On December 23 2008 17:46 koreakool wrote:
No. $500 million dollars is not worth a life full of pain and suffering, and being kicked in the balls hard is something no man should ever have to experience.

On December 21 2008 06:58 SpiritAshura wrote:
I'd hire someone with the money to kill the guy kicking me in the balls each time.

On December 21 2008 06:58 SpiritAshura wrote:
I'd hire someone with the money to kill the guy kicking me in the balls each time.

On December 23 2008 23:58 CholeraSC wrote:
I assume OP has in the rules that you can't constantly have local anesthesia in your balls, or get your balls removed. Then I would say no to the money.

If he allows the former, I would totally get rid of the external gonads. Just save up some sperm in a sperm bank, get daily small amounts of testosterone injected, and you would never notice they weren't there. I think too many people overestimate the importance of balls in the age of modern medical wonders.

Another question that comes from what Liquid'Drone posted a year ago, is whether one would rather be sodomized by a large black guy every day for 30 minutes, vs getting 3 random shots to the nads. This is also a good dilemma.

On December 23 2008 23:58 CholeraSC wrote:
I assume OP has in the rules that you can't constantly have local anesthesia in your balls, or get your balls removed. Then I would say no to the money.

If he allows the latter, I would totally get rid of the external gonads. Just save up some sperm in a sperm bank, get daily small amounts of testosterone injected, and you would never notice they weren't there. I think too many people overestimate the importance of balls in the age of modern medical wonders.

Another question that comes from what Liquid'Drone posted a year ago, is whether one would rather be sodomized by a large black guy every day for 30 minutes, vs getting 3 random shots to the nads. This is also a good dilemma.