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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
December 20 2008 06:21 GMT
#241
LOL I REMEMBER THIS
^-^
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
December 20 2008 06:29 GMT
#242
On December 20 2008 11:31 Sir.Kimmel wrote:
carry a gun to prevent said person from ball kickage?


or bribe the kicker with the 500 million you just got.
Hi.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
December 20 2008 06:34 GMT
#243
this thread is made of win. and no i would not do that shit, i don't think some of you have been kicked in the balls before. plus, everytime you do soemthing fun you'd be like oh shit...will he kick this time? till you go crazy and never dare to have fun
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
betaben
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
681 Posts
December 20 2008 06:37 GMT
#244
some people have afflictions which hurt as much as being kicked in the baals on a regular basis. they would spend $500,000,000 to cure it
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 20 2008 06:53 GMT
#245
I think its more that you are not permanently exposed to the pain which is what makes it annoying and shocking. If I could somehow find peace with getting hit in the nuts and not let it affect anything/a lot of what I do, I would be okay with it. but I don't know if I would be able to.

I dunno though, Could I get a trial period first? One week/month of getting kicked in the nuts then decide if I want to do it.

That'd be sweet. Then I can decide if that month without many and ball kicking was terrible enough where money wouldn't matter.

I didn't vote :/
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GearitUP
Profile Joined November 2008
United States337 Posts
December 20 2008 07:54 GMT
#246
you can always get ur nuts removed rofl your still be able to get it up but youll shoot blanks
Own<Owned<Ownt<Pwn<Pwned<PwnT< YOU NEWB!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 20 2008 07:59 GMT
#247
On December 20 2008 16:54 GearitUP wrote:
you can always get ur nuts removed rofl your still be able to get it up but youll shoot blanks

What if one of the kicks happens during the operation?
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
December 20 2008 08:00 GMT
#248
On December 20 2008 16:59 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2008 16:54 GearitUP wrote:
you can always get ur nuts removed rofl your still be able to get it up but youll shoot blanks

What if one of the kicks happens during the operation?


God dies
Bisu[Shield] FIGHTING!
mmgoose
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
769 Posts
December 20 2008 08:03 GMT
#249
pain is temporary...

choosing 3 or more from a harem of gorgeous white, black, arabic, asian women to soothe it...

And you know if a grandmother had a penis she would be a grandfather.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 20 2008 08:17 GMT
#250
On December 20 2008 16:59 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2008 16:54 GearitUP wrote:
you can always get ur nuts removed rofl your still be able to get it up but youll shoot blanks

What if one of the kicks happens during the operation?

You have to have the operation done immediately between the 3rd kick of the day and the next day, hurrrr.
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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 08:46:44
December 20 2008 08:22 GMT
#251
questions:
when, do we receive the money?
is it tax free?
is it in one lump sum?
is it a different person each time?
how many people would know about me playing this game?
could I ask for double the money for double the money?
will the terms be subject to change at any point after or any immediate ( 24 hours) time period before i have signed or agreed to said contract/game?

edit: btw I vote yes I know I can find 100 loop holes to this, i actually have a few already, and am pretty sure anyone getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day will dedicate every waking minute, except the ones immediately following the kick, to figure out a loop hole.

Example: if you never want to have children ( again if you already have children) then surgically remove the balls, replace them with fake ones if it bothers you or you're partner via plastic surgery ( if you have one)

so once again hell YES.

iloveHieu
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1919 Posts
December 20 2008 09:27 GMT
#252
hell no for me, I've been there & the pain is just too real -.-
Xellos <3
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 20 2008 09:59 GMT
#253
They should make a reality TV show out of this lol... the premise:

"Corey a normal man living a normal life, with normal children, a normal house and normal twin dogs named cayenne and paprika will under go a small change for the first time in his life. Now hes a normal man suffering three distinctly swift and absurdly painful kicks to the BALLS every day at random times. Not so normal now is it?!"

I would watch that shit in a heartbeat.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
December 20 2008 10:16 GMT
#254
i remember this thread lol
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 10:37:32
December 20 2008 10:33 GMT
#255
There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.

For that kind of money ill have my balls removed and insure a metal plate under my going.

Also getting kicked int he balls and never any Damage. that sucks more eventually you should be hoping for the testis to just die so you don't feel it as much.

Well with the worth of the dollar can i get this is euros?
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
December 20 2008 10:34 GMT
#256
yes. i think it would take getting kicked 5 times before I backed out. 2 times ain't so bad, they could happen while you're asleep.
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
December 20 2008 10:43 GMT
#257
hmm.

Lets see most of the theoreticalls have been covered. I think my balls would die after a week or so of this, and then I could keep them in a bag next to me and hold them to be kicked.

Then yes.

I seriously have a rather large set of balls so this is impossible, I mean I can't sit down to fast because sometimes there straight cliff hanging.

I would pay 50 bucks a day to kick somebody in the balls three times thou. I think this would be a very healthy stress relief.
BBS
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany204 Posts
December 20 2008 11:37 GMT
#258
jesus no way! you could offer me all money on this planet i still wouldn't agree :c
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 20 2008 11:45 GMT
#259
oh this again


anybody answering "yes" has never been kicked in the balls hard.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 20 2008 11:47 GMT
#260
NO WAY LOL
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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