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PhilGood2DaY
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany7424 Posts
October 23 2007 13:28 GMT
#181
it all depends on particular things. how hard will u be kicked how long will the pain be..
ect..

but in general : pain/fear for money = no thx !
hatred outlives the hateful
The_Marine
Profile Joined March 2005
Malta46 Posts
October 23 2007 13:29 GMT
#182
for the money HELL YEEAAAAAA>
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 23 2007 15:41 GMT
#183
On October 23 2007 22:23 Liquid`Drone wrote:
pain from being kicked hard in the balls even once lasts much longer than 30 minutes
the intense, gut wrenching pain making you unable to do anything other than cry on the floor lasts like 10


I'm pretty sure a torn asshole pain will last more than 30 minutes too.
Plus I hear your poop muscles die after anal. Save the poop muscles.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28742 Posts
October 23 2007 16:54 GMT
#184
homosexuals actually enjoy it
many heterosexuals also enjoy being fucked by strapon
you have to be far, far more perverted to enjoy being kicked in the balls, although i guess even that happens

the prostate is in there and it enjoys being touched

not that i'd enjoy being sodomized but it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world, cause getting kicked hard in the balls is.
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Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
October 23 2007 17:03 GMT
#185
Fuck no. The crazy part is you can't do anything against it and you don't know when it comes.
I mean imagine the most badass moment in your life, pure happyness, pure fun...and then you get kicked in the balls. That's like instant fun killer. Plus the paranoia of when it comes.

Nonono.
It hurts only thinking about it
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
October 23 2007 17:27 GMT
#186
fuck that whoever says YEAH hasn't been kicked in the balls before
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
October 24 2007 18:02 GMT
#187
I will take money, as it will 1 hours per day some hardcore pain but I have exact 15-16 hours to enjoy my money.
LoveandPeace
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States99 Posts
October 24 2007 18:24 GMT
#188
spend all 500,000,000 on drugs, women, and alcohol in one day and at the end, go down in a blaze of glory shooting 2 semiautomatics at a bank before the police take me out. All this before anyone gets the chance to kick me once.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
October 24 2007 18:26 GMT
#189
On October 24 2007 01:54 Liquid`Drone wrote:
homosexuals actually enjoy it
many heterosexuals also enjoy being fucked by strapon
you have to be far, far more perverted to enjoy being kicked in the balls, although i guess even that happens

the prostate is in there and it enjoys being touched

not that i'd enjoy being sodomized but it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world, cause getting kicked hard in the balls is.


Anal tear + psychological scarring - last a lifetime
Being kicked in the nuts - 15ish minutes
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
kamehameha
Profile Joined October 2007
Ukraine152 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-24 18:50:34
October 24 2007 18:47 GMT
#190
umm being kicked in the nuts is actually dangerous rofl.. a friend of mine had to get surgery after one kick in the balls, however after all those kicks at a point ull just stop feeling sensation in that area so i guess it might be worth it.. but that would mean no more sensation when your having sex so that wouldnt be much fun
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
October 24 2007 21:02 GMT
#191
I've been kneed in the nuts before, I've had footballs thrown at 'em, and I've had them punched. Half a billion dollars means you are set for life, and then a fair bit more. I'll take the money. The pain is something I could get used to for that much cash.
Kk.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 24 2007 21:31 GMT
#192
KICK IT BITCH~
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
October 24 2007 21:46 GMT
#193
On October 25 2007 06:02 Kwidowmaker wrote:
I've been kneed in the nuts before, I've had footballs thrown at 'em, and I've had them punched. Half a billion dollars means you are set for life, and then a fair bit more. I'll take the money. The pain is something I could get used to for that much cash.


ROFL@ registering just to post that you'd get kicked in the nuts for money.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-24 23:09:30
October 24 2007 23:08 GMT
#194
Probably not, I mean that's essentially Chinese water torture x1000. So it'll probably end up driving most people clinically insane, and if I were to go insane I'd probably do something stupid like give all of my money to some random homeless guy, and being poor and insane doesn't seem fun.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 24 2007 23:21 GMT
#195
just think of the THRILL!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
October 24 2007 23:27 GMT
#196
what shoe is the kicker wearing? if its a wingtip or a loafer theres absolutely no way

but probably not anyway just because i really like sleep that much
Team LiquidPoorUser
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
October 24 2007 23:28 GMT
#197
though maybe if he had to wear a slipper in the morning i would rethink it
Team LiquidPoorUser
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 24 2007 23:30 GMT
#198
I think I would get used to it. Man I even pay sluts now to step with their high heels on my ballsack the only difference would be that I don't see it coming and that it might come in situations where I can't use it. But hell 500 mil haha
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-26 15:06:42
October 26 2007 15:04 GMT
#199
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


ROFL What a scenario.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
October 26 2007 15:08 GMT
#200
On October 27 2007 00:04 Hyperionnn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


ROFL What a senario.


30 minutes? D: What the hell?

I wouldn't do the ballsack kick for money thing though. My friends all said the same thing. I tried switching it around when I asked a girl what they would do. $500,000,000 but you get punched in the tit 3 times a day(one to wake you up).

She said no.
Mango @ U.S.East!
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