EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 8
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
You can still feel you've been kicked in the nuts even after a few hours. No thx. | ||
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SilenTLurker
United States250 Posts
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28866 Posts
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
My brother and I have this friend Kyle. He's known him since around the 6th grade, back when South Park was huge. Since then, he's been known as Kyle the Jew—his last name has ceased to exist. It's quite funny, because this kid is 6'3 and goes to the gym all day and could easily kick all of our asses. Like, we literally introduce him to people as Kyle the Jew (my mother actually thought he was Jewish til last year, haha). Anyway, this past New Years, my brother pledged not to call him a jew in anyway for a whole year or Kyle gets a free shot to the balls on him. By May of this year, he broke the pledge while we were all piss drunk. Kyle took his shot (it was absoultely viscious, i have it on video i think ill upload it). However, another 15 minutes later, he got him again and my brother vowed revenge. However, he said that it would come when he least expects it. My brother litreally waited until this month to get his retaliation. However, for those 5 or 6 months, it was straight psychological warfare. He'd invite Kyle over and we'd all hide in the other room and shut off the lights. When the kid would walk in, he'd be hiding and would jump up and pretend to hit him and just yell, NAH IM NOT LETTIN YOU GET OFF THAT EASY. He'd keep tellin him how he's ognna get him out in public... at a bar, when he's talking to a girl etc. The kid would literally avoid standing next to him lmao. Ultimately, my brother goofed big time and barely got him when we were drunk. However, the look of relief on the kids face was hilarious | ||
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SilenTLurker
United States250 Posts
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times duh? ^^ | ||
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LuckyOne
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Frits
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And also, some people here seem to think you can build up some kind of ballsack muscle ? Get real, there are no muscles in your balls. Some people are under the impression that the human body will build up an immunity to just about anything, what the hell. You guys are nuts. | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On October 23 2007 01:12 LuckyOne wrote: would do it for 4mil only. Wow, I can see you in like 5 years. You spent all your money, and now you are just a homeless guy in the street getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day. You can't work because of this, can't drive. Its dangerous for you to even cross the street. Every day you just lay there, waiting for it to happen... and when it does happen, its a mixture of pain and relief. After the 3rd one happens, you can rest for a few hours until you wake up by getting smashed in the balls again. You would probably get completely drunk every day and night so you wouldn't feel as much pain. | ||
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Fen
Australia1848 Posts
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LuckyOne
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On October 23 2007 01:22 fight_or_flight wrote: Wow, I can see you in like 5 years. You spent all your money, and now you are just a homeless guy in the street getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day. You can't work because of this, can't drive. Its dangerous for you to even cross the street. Every day you just lay there, waiting for it to happen... and when it does happen, its a mixture of pain and relief. After the 3rd one happens, you can rest for a few hours until you wake up by getting smashed in the balls again. You would probably get completely drunk every day and night so you wouldn't feel as much pain. i think 4mil generates enough interest for not needing to work ! | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On October 23 2007 02:02 LuckyOne wrote: i think 4mil generates enough interest for not needing to work ! So you're basically saying you would rather get kicked 3 random times in the balls than got to work everyday. | ||
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wifeH
United States127 Posts
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lololol
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Aphelion
United States2720 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11598 Posts
So this kid is like 6'2 and fuckin BUFF now I mean he was strong as shit, so he kicks the ball, and since of the angle he was running at, I knew where the ball was going. I dove for the ball but it was too far out of my reach so I ended up hitting it against the goal post and it came back to hit me square in the crotch. To make matters worse, I landed ontop of the ball ending in even more pain. I literally blacked out from the pain, and supposedly puked 3 times. It hurt for a week straight, to walk. Sitting in the car on the way back was like having my balls being massively pinched. It was an hour long ride, and I was sitting there holding them because the road was BUMPY AS HELL so it hurt even more. OMFG worst pain i've ever had. | ||
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Aphelion
United States2720 Posts
On October 23 2007 04:12 CaucasianAsian wrote: My most painful experience was back when I was a soccer goalie. It was the championship game for our all stars league thing. The game went tied 0-0 and went to penalty kicks. We scored 1 shot, so I had to stop every single one. Luckily they sucked ass and I stopped 4. One more to go... So this kid is like 6'2 and fuckin BUFF now I mean he was strong as shit, so he kicks the ball, and since of the angle he was running at, I knew where the ball was going. I dove for the ball but it was too far out of my reach so I ended up hitting it against the goal post and it came back to hit me square in the crotch. To make matters worse, I landed ontop of the ball ending in even more pain. I literally blacked out from the pain, and supposedly puked 3 times. It hurt for a week straight, to walk. Sitting in the car on the way back was like having my balls being massively pinched. It was an hour long ride, and I was sitting there holding them because the road was BUMPY AS HELL so it hurt even more. OMFG worst pain i've ever had. I only got hit once and it was when I was only 13. It was horrible, but the pain passed in 15 min. Your post is seriously making me consider. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times Repost for emphasis. How the FUCK did everyone miss this? Someone can really say this and its not a big deal? Are we serious? | ||
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