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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
October 22 2007 03:03 GMT
#101
I bet a swift kick in the balls will bring most back to their senses. It hurts and the residual pain can last for hours. As most know testicular pain is a special kind of pain. It probably hurts more to get roughly cut by a knife but there's no pain as sickening as the pain of getting kicked in the balls. I'm not sure anyone can get used to that pain; even if someone can, they'll get used to being rich way quicker.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 22 2007 03:33 GMT
#102
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


using that logic it would be an even better deal to get $20 billion dollars and get kicked in the balls every 15 minutes
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
October 22 2007 03:40 GMT
#103
okay what if your driving and u get kicked and end up getting in an accidnt
expressing myself through the form of dancing
Burned Toast *
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada2040 Posts
October 22 2007 03:40 GMT
#104
You'll get used to it... After one year, you'll be sitting in the park offering your crotch and waiting for that kick...

" Come on! Is that all you got ?"

Ask those monk with "golden armor"... well they wont take the money cuz' there are monk but anyway you get the point.
TvT matchup is sometimes worse than jailtime
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
October 22 2007 03:49 GMT
#105
No amount of money could compensate for the immense pain three times a day PLUS the fear of knowing it's going to come and there's nothing you can do.
Burned Toast *
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada2040 Posts
October 22 2007 03:53 GMT
#106
Your death is going to come and there is nothing you can do too...
TvT matchup is sometimes worse than jailtime
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28806 Posts
October 22 2007 03:56 GMT
#107
seriously being kicked in the balls hurts so fucking much
ive never been stabbed, but without knowing what it's like, if I could choose getting stabbed or kicked hard in the balls and only having to deal with the pain effects, I'd pick getting stabbed
unless it was in my balls
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uvaer
Profile Joined April 2007
Norway157 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 04:01:23
October 22 2007 03:57 GMT
#108
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
October 22 2007 03:57 GMT
#109
Who is doing the kicking? I'll use the money to hire a hitman.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
October 22 2007 04:00 GMT
#110
On October 22 2007 12:56 Liquid`Drone wrote:
seriously being kicked in the balls hurts so fucking much
ive never been stabbed, but without knowing what it's like, if I could choose getting stabbed or kicked hard in the balls and only having to deal with the pain effects, I'd pick getting stabbed
unless it was in my balls


haha

sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Imagination
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
243 Posts
October 22 2007 04:14 GMT
#111
On October 22 2007 13:00 Wizard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 12:56 Liquid`Drone wrote:
seriously being kicked in the balls hurts so fucking much
ive never been stabbed, but without knowing what it's like, if I could choose getting stabbed or kicked hard in the balls and only having to deal with the pain effects, I'd pick getting stabbed
unless it was in my balls


haha


yea, qft
~Legit~
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States408 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 04:34:04
October 22 2007 04:24 GMT
#112
it really depends..I mean i'd take the money either way but my anxiety surrounding it would depend on the kicker....

If it's a ghost type person who just appears and kicks you, iowno that sucks really bad..cuz like many of the afore mentioned situations there could be times like, iowno say ur doing 150 on the autobahn (sp?) and boom kicked in the balls~~would suck but im still taking the money~

Of course even if it's just random people could still suck really bad. Say your going skydiving and your up in the plane getting ready. It's about to be your turn to jump, the instructor checks your gauges and gear and stuff gives u the once over and says, "Alright, are you ready?" then you get lined up to jump and right before u do he says from behind, "oh yea one more thing before you jump!" BOOM kick in the balls~ sucks :X

edit: actually i just sat and thought about the anxiety of it and no way...fuck that you'd get used to being rich but getting 3 swift kicks in the balls just owns u every day~
LegitMatthew
intotherainx
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States504 Posts
October 22 2007 04:36 GMT
#113
holy shit would anyone actually take the money... itd be like living in hell for the rest of your life
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
October 22 2007 04:39 GMT
#114
NO WAI~
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
October 22 2007 04:44 GMT
#115
Are you kidding? What a horrible existence!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
October 22 2007 04:45 GMT
#116
On October 22 2007 12:40 bboyldy wrote:
okay what if your driving and u get kicked and end up getting in an accidnt


you're rich, get ppl to drive for you
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
October 22 2007 04:46 GMT
#117
i would do it except if you were to agree to this you would basically be somebody's bitch for life.
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
October 22 2007 05:21 GMT
#118
Depends on who's doing the kicking.

If one of chibi's little girls: i okay
If iNc: gfg
There's crashing?
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
October 22 2007 05:26 GMT
#119
Sweet deal...if you're into that kind of stuff...
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
x_woof_x
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States659 Posts
October 22 2007 05:45 GMT
#120
just practice this

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