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Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-15 01:50:37
December 15 2013 01:49 GMT
#1321
On December 15 2013 10:48 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2013 10:43 KalWarkov wrote:
how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?

3 times a DAY, every day.


The reading comprehension is too damn low in this thread. It's not even like they are all in a row and only lasts a minute. They are 100% completely random aside from the first one you get when you immediately wake up. After that you get to anticipate 2 more before midnight.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12475 Posts
December 15 2013 02:02 GMT
#1322
How long does it hurt?

Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money.
No will to live, no wish to die
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
December 15 2013 02:05 GMT
#1323
I think that I would get used to the kicks after a while, so I'd go for the $500 million.
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
December 15 2013 02:17 GMT
#1324
$500 mil....does that buy you freedom (hiring a hitman) to make the person stop kicking ur balls?
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disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
December 15 2013 02:24 GMT
#1325
Can I get prosthetic testicles?
this game is a fucking jokie
anycolourfloyd
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia524 Posts
December 15 2013 02:27 GMT
#1326
On December 15 2013 11:02 Nebuchad wrote:
How long does it hurt?

Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money.


it's a short day of work granted, but not a particularly enjoyable one.

especially if you get kicked in the balls when you're trying to chat up a chick..
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
December 15 2013 02:28 GMT
#1327
On December 15 2013 10:49 Zooper31 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2013 10:48 Acrofales wrote:
On December 15 2013 10:43 KalWarkov wrote:
how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?

3 times a DAY, every day.


The reading comprehension is too damn low in this thread. It's not even like they are all in a row and only lasts a minute. They are 100% completely random aside from the first one you get when you immediately wake up. After that you get to anticipate 2 more before midnight.


oh sorry, its 3 am damn :D didnt read the "every day"
no way would I get the money then. your life would be miserable.
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zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
December 15 2013 06:21 GMT
#1328
Aren't there martial artists who let themselves get hit in certain areas a lot so that over time that area becomes really strong and nearly immune to the affects of getting hit? In this is true and not just some fake crap I saw then it can't be that bad to get hit three times a day.
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Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 15 2013 06:46 GMT
#1329
You, you no touch my nuts you
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Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-15 08:11:11
December 15 2013 08:03 GMT
#1330
Thanks to nerve potentiation from repeated stimuli, these ball-kicks would become more and more painful over time. Sure, you'll learn strategies for coping with pain psychologically, but in the long run that will be outweighed heavily by your nerves becoming more and more sensitive over time. Add to that the fact that you won't be able to properly relax until you've met your daily quota, and your demeanor will make people around you nervous. The long-term effects of the stress will cause you to age faster too, but I guess if you had $500M you could afford all sorts of treatments to prolong your life.

On December 15 2013 11:02 Nebuchad wrote:
How long does it hurt?

Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money.


2-3 hours a day? Getting kicked in the balls does not hurt so much that you lose anywhere remotely near 1-1.5 hrs, unless it happens so regularly that the nerves become hypersensitive.

On December 15 2013 15:21 zergnewb wrote:
Aren't there martial artists who let themselves get hit in certain areas a lot so that over time that area becomes really strong and nearly immune to the affects of getting hit? In this is true and not just some fake crap I saw then it can't be that bad to get hit three times a day.


Well, nerves can be deadened from impacts, yes. I've dramatically reduced the pain felt in my legs and knuckles from martial arts training. But they are deadened from frequent mildly painful stimuli such as kicks or punches to heavy bags, not trees or walls. By sparring for years without a cup I also took quite a few hits and don't feel that much pain from hits to the balls anymore. So it could be done, yes.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-15 08:08:45
December 15 2013 08:08 GMT
#1331
i want to say yes but i think getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day would get real old real fast and 500mil isn't enough to compensate for that

i mean okay 500 million dollars but every time you wake up? then 2 more times over the day? even with the magic stipulation of your balls don't get destroyed think of how many tens of thousands of times that's getting kicked in the balls over 50, 60 years before you die. don't you think that would get unbearable pretty fast i'm pretty sure it would for me. maybe some of you guys just have nerves and balls of steel but i'd get sick of it in less than a month probably.
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Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
December 15 2013 08:12 GMT
#1332
It's baffling how 50/50 this poll is
Freezy3
Profile Joined March 2010
New Zealand68 Posts
December 15 2013 08:16 GMT
#1333
Wasn't there some dude that had enough practice getting hit in the balls so much that his ball retracting reactions were top notch to the point where he never got hurt? I think it was in sports science. Either way as much money as that is, after a few years of thought, id keep my decision to say yes. And id be able to finally get a real NZ to USA ocean floor cable. Taking one for the country!
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-15 10:09:05
December 15 2013 10:05 GMT
#1334
Can't rememer what I thought last time this thread came up. I'm really not sure how this would affecct the average person. I imagine some people learn to cope with it rather well, while others will literally go crazy. It probably isn't worth it. I wouldn't know what to do with the money anyway.

If i could have my balls removed, thus circumventing the pain, I would take the deal, testosteron injections and implants are pretty good. But it may be against the rules.

The OP does mention that you, but not others, can SEE the person kicking you. That would actually give you some time to mentally prepare each time, except the time you are awoken. That does make things more attractive.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
December 15 2013 10:11 GMT
#1335
On December 15 2013 19:05 Crushinator wrote:
Can't rememer what I thought last time this thread came up. I'm really not sure how this would affecct the average person. I imagine some people learn to cope with it rather well, while others will literally go crazy. It probably isn't worth it. I wouldn't know what to do with the money anyway.

If i could have my balls removed, thus circumventing the pain, I would take the deal, testosteron injections and implants are pretty good. But it may be against the rules.

The OP does mention that you, but not others, can SEE the person kicking you. That would actually give you some time to mentally prepare each time, except the time you are awoken. That does make things more attractive.


On April 14 2012 you thought about castration and that it didn't make you a lesbian
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Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
December 15 2013 10:14 GMT
#1336
On December 15 2013 19:11 AlternativeEgo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2013 19:05 Crushinator wrote:
Can't rememer what I thought last time this thread came up. I'm really not sure how this would affecct the average person. I imagine some people learn to cope with it rather well, while others will literally go crazy. It probably isn't worth it. I wouldn't know what to do with the money anyway.

If i could have my balls removed, thus circumventing the pain, I would take the deal, testosteron injections and implants are pretty good. But it may be against the rules.

The OP does mention that you, but not others, can SEE the person kicking you. That would actually give you some time to mentally prepare each time, except the time you are awoken. That does make things more attractive.


On April 14 2012 you thought about castration and that it didn't make you a lesbian


Twice now? the fuck is wrong with me.
Joel-E
Profile Joined December 2013
United Kingdom50 Posts
December 16 2013 00:21 GMT
#1337
I don't think I would take it. To be honest. You're kicked 3 times in the balls per day. Say you live 80 years.

365*80 = 29,200
29,200*3 = 87,600.

In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times.

No thank you.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44187 Posts
December 16 2013 00:28 GMT
#1338
On December 16 2013 09:21 Joel-E wrote:
I don't think I would take it. To be honest. You're kicked 3 times in the balls per day. Say you live 80 years.

365*80 = 29,200
29,200*3 = 87,600.

In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times.

No thank you.

Now count the hours you spend at work, going to work or doing other unpaid chores in a lifetime.
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Joel-E
Profile Joined December 2013
United Kingdom50 Posts
December 16 2013 00:41 GMT
#1339
On December 16 2013 09:28 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2013 09:21 Joel-E wrote:
I don't think I would take it. To be honest. You're kicked 3 times in the balls per day. Say you live 80 years.

365*80 = 29,200
29,200*3 = 87,600.

In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times.

No thank you.

Now count the hours you spend at work, going to work or doing other unpaid chores in a lifetime.


You have a point sir!
SC2 eu tag: Churchill#727
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
December 16 2013 01:12 GMT
#1340
almost 3000 people don't know the excruciating pain of being kicked in the balls
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