EPTThe reading comprehension is too damn low in this thread. It's not even like they are all in a row and only lasts a minute. They are 100% completely random aside from the first one you get when you immediately wake up. After that you get to anticipate 2 more before midnight.
$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 67
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Zooper31
United States5712 Posts
The reading comprehension is too damn low in this thread. It's not even like they are all in a row and only lasts a minute. They are 100% completely random aside from the first one you get when you immediately wake up. After that you get to anticipate 2 more before midnight. | ||
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Nebuchad
Switzerland12426 Posts
Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money. | ||
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Ettick
United States2434 Posts
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EJK
United States1302 Posts
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
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anycolourfloyd
Australia524 Posts
On December 15 2013 11:02 Nebuchad wrote: How long does it hurt? Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money. it's a short day of work granted, but not a particularly enjoyable one. especially if you get kicked in the balls when you're trying to chat up a chick.. | ||
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KalWarkov
Germany4126 Posts
On December 15 2013 10:49 Zooper31 wrote: The reading comprehension is too damn low in this thread. It's not even like they are all in a row and only lasts a minute. They are 100% completely random aside from the first one you get when you immediately wake up. After that you get to anticipate 2 more before midnight. oh sorry, its 3 am damn :D didnt read the "every day" no way would I get the money then. your life would be miserable. | ||
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zergnewb
United States816 Posts
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Alakaslam
United States17336 Posts
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Demonhunter04
1530 Posts
On December 15 2013 11:02 Nebuchad wrote: How long does it hurt? Most likely you're losing like 2-3h a day. Massively less than the time you'd lose working and earning the money. 2-3 hours a day? Getting kicked in the balls does not hurt so much that you lose anywhere remotely near 1-1.5 hrs, unless it happens so regularly that the nerves become hypersensitive. On December 15 2013 15:21 zergnewb wrote: Aren't there martial artists who let themselves get hit in certain areas a lot so that over time that area becomes really strong and nearly immune to the affects of getting hit? In this is true and not just some fake crap I saw then it can't be that bad to get hit three times a day. Well, nerves can be deadened from impacts, yes. I've dramatically reduced the pain felt in my legs and knuckles from martial arts training. But they are deadened from frequent mildly painful stimuli such as kicks or punches to heavy bags, not trees or walls. By sparring for years without a cup I also took quite a few hits and don't feel that much pain from hits to the balls anymore. So it could be done, yes. | ||
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DeepElemBlues
United States5079 Posts
i mean okay 500 million dollars but every time you wake up? then 2 more times over the day? even with the magic stipulation of your balls don't get destroyed think of how many tens of thousands of times that's getting kicked in the balls over 50, 60 years before you die. don't you think that would get unbearable pretty fast i'm pretty sure it would for me. maybe some of you guys just have nerves and balls of steel but i'd get sick of it in less than a month probably. | ||
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Z-BosoN
Brazil2590 Posts
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Freezy3
New Zealand68 Posts
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
If i could have my balls removed, thus circumventing the pain, I would take the deal, testosteron injections and implants are pretty good. But it may be against the rules. The OP does mention that you, but not others, can SEE the person kicking you. That would actually give you some time to mentally prepare each time, except the time you are awoken. That does make things more attractive. | ||
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AlternativeEgo
Sweden17309 Posts
On December 15 2013 19:05 Crushinator wrote: Can't rememer what I thought last time this thread came up. I'm really not sure how this would affecct the average person. I imagine some people learn to cope with it rather well, while others will literally go crazy. It probably isn't worth it. I wouldn't know what to do with the money anyway. If i could have my balls removed, thus circumventing the pain, I would take the deal, testosteron injections and implants are pretty good. But it may be against the rules. The OP does mention that you, but not others, can SEE the person kicking you. That would actually give you some time to mentally prepare each time, except the time you are awoken. That does make things more attractive. On April 14 2012 you thought about castration and that it didn't make you a lesbian | ||
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
On December 15 2013 19:11 AlternativeEgo wrote: On April 14 2012 you thought about castration and that it didn't make you a lesbian Twice now? the fuck is wrong with me. | ||
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Joel-E
United Kingdom50 Posts
365*80 = 29,200 29,200*3 = 87,600. In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times. No thank you. | ||
KwarK
United States43830 Posts
On December 16 2013 09:21 Joel-E wrote: I don't think I would take it. To be honest. You're kicked 3 times in the balls per day. Say you live 80 years. 365*80 = 29,200 29,200*3 = 87,600. In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times. No thank you. Now count the hours you spend at work, going to work or doing other unpaid chores in a lifetime. | ||
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Joel-E
United Kingdom50 Posts
On December 16 2013 09:28 KwarK wrote: Now count the hours you spend at work, going to work or doing other unpaid chores in a lifetime. You have a point sir! | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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