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Ah...its this thread again.
The way i always understood it is, there is no way of coming out of this deal. You accept, you get your money, and your three kicks for the rest of your life. There is no resisting this pain or getting used to, no gender change helps you evade it.
That being said, its a lot of money. But its not worth it to live the rest of my life miserable.
Of course, on the other hand i guess theres plenty of people that would trade their own life for much less than that sum of money, so there is that.
But if i play it with my rules, it would be a life of fear, When will the next one come? Going to bed before 3 kicks? Good luck falling to sleep. Driving your car around? What a nice time to get your balls destroyed a bit. Getting comfy with your GF/wife? This seems like the right opportunity to kick the shit out of your balls.
No thanks, i'll pass.
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500.000.000 clams can buy alot of therapy. Including someone to massage those swollen balls. So I would accept. not to mention, you might get a kick out of it...heheehhe
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To be honest after like the first month I'd probably get used to it and/or grow to think the kick wasn't that bad or even begin to enjoy it.
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1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after.
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After a year or so im pretty sure youd be used to the pain. Easy yes. The randomness of when it happens however is a big deterrent
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On December 15 2013 05:56 qoou wrote:
1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after.
1,5. Dont read rules
2. EZ
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On December 15 2013 06:02 cilinder007 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 15 2013 05:56 qoou wrote:
1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after. 1,5. Dont read rules 2. EZ
True, rules dont apply to me. Thats why the gov pay me taxes.
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i assume its just like a regular person, but only invisible? would things like infrared work?
if its 3 attempts a day, i think i can get away with it. its an invisible person, though invisible, this (average) person would require space to do the action. as long as the invisible person dont have any other super abilities like teleporting or can turn into the size of a ball and ram it into my balls, i'll take the money.
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Getting kicked in the balls is no joke and there's no used to it, NO-FUCKIN-WAY.
After a short period of time, you'll be living in constant fear of having your balls kicked then it'll become a phobia or mess up your sanity which in the end, will send you to a mental hospital, where you can't use your money for anything and still getting your balls kicked every single day.
There's so many situations you don't want to get your balls kicked while doing certain things; having sex, taking shit, talking to random stranger, giving a speech or preseting something, enjoying your food in your favourite restuarant, sleeping, taking photos(imagine getting your balls kicked while shutting is clicking), dancing in a club and most importantly driving any kind of vehicle.
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No need to drive any vehicle, you are filthy rich.
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Riding a bicycle -> Kicked in the balls.
Taking a piss -> Kicked in the balls.
Walking down some stairs -> Kicked in the balls.
I think the options are take the money, give it to someone you love, and then fucking kill yourself, or don't take the money.
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On December 15 2013 07:39 Crushinator wrote:
No need to drive any vehicle, you are filthy rich.
As a woman you dont need to but you can't fully live a man life if you don't drive a car yourself, what would you do with all the exotic sport cars you bought but having someone else drives for you ?
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Its not worth it, also I think 500 million is overkill, after a certain amount one person doesn't need anymore money, unless they are just greedy.
Getting kicked hard in the balls pretty much ruins the next couple of hours for me, so I'd effectively be losing six hours out of the 16 I'd be awake. Then there's the fact that I'd be thinking about the next time I get my balls kicked instead of having fun spending my money.
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To me this is easy.
Save my sperm in a bank in case I want children - then remove balls. If removing balls is against the rules it becomes a bit more tricky and would require a ton of research before decision but on the top of my head - I would still do it.
I have seen the bunch of videos online of people that trained their balls to whitstand pain - first I would try that.
If it doesn't work, I would pay a huge chunk of that money to a bunch of scientists to find ways to block the felling of the pain in that region - blocking the nerves sending signals to brain. Hell maybe cut out a bit of my brain for that area? Like I said, just shooting in a wind, have no idea if it is possible.
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My balls are already hurting just to think about it. I don't think anybody could bare the pain.
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at what point does a person get used to being kicked in the balls? after a point i figure it would be like cracking your knuckles or something.
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my balls would never get damaged then? so i could make babies at the age of 90 then? :D endless testosterone??
edit: and maybe even libido.
yes i would take the money
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how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?
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On December 15 2013 10:43 KalWarkov wrote:
how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?
3 times a DAY, every day.
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EPT
