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Mattes
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany1116 Posts
December 14 2013 16:18 GMT
#1301
Ah...its this thread again.

The way i always understood it is, there is no way of coming out of this deal. You accept, you get your money, and your three kicks for the rest of your life. There is no resisting this pain or getting used to, no gender change helps you evade it.

That being said, its a lot of money. But its not worth it to live the rest of my life miserable.

Of course, on the other hand i guess theres plenty of people that would trade their own life for much less than that sum of money, so there is that.


But if i play it with my rules, it would be a life of fear, When will the next one come? Going to bed before 3 kicks? Good luck falling to sleep. Driving your car around? What a nice time to get your balls destroyed a bit. Getting comfy with your GF/wife? This seems like the right opportunity to kick the shit out of your balls.

No thanks, i'll pass.
"Eyo lesson' here, Bey. You're comin' at the king, you best not miss."
TheRealArtemis
Profile Joined October 2011
687 Posts
December 14 2013 19:45 GMT
#1302
500.000.000 clams can buy alot of therapy. Including someone to massage those swollen balls. So I would accept. not to mention, you might get a kick out of it...heheehhe
religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
December 14 2013 20:00 GMT
#1303
To be honest after like the first month I'd probably get used to it and/or grow to think the kick wasn't that bad or even begin to enjoy it.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
kinsky
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany368 Posts
December 14 2013 20:26 GMT
#1304
BEST! POLL! EVER!
qoou
Profile Joined December 2007
Norway145 Posts
December 14 2013 20:56 GMT
#1305
1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after.
SC2, EU: Healthy WorldOfTanks, EU: Healthy
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
December 14 2013 21:01 GMT
#1306
After a year or so im pretty sure youd be used to the pain. Easy yes. The randomness of when it happens however is a big deterrent
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cilinder007
Profile Joined August 2010
Slovenia7251 Posts
December 14 2013 21:02 GMT
#1307
On December 15 2013 05:56 qoou wrote:
1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after.

1,5. Dont read rules
2. EZ
qoou
Profile Joined December 2007
Norway145 Posts
December 14 2013 21:08 GMT
#1308
On December 15 2013 06:02 cilinder007 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2013 05:56 qoou wrote:
1. Accept offer.
2. Buy and use jockstrap 24/7.
3. Profit and live happily ever after.

1,5. Dont read rules
2. EZ


True, rules dont apply to me. Thats why the gov pay me taxes.
SC2, EU: Healthy WorldOfTanks, EU: Healthy
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 21:14:40
December 14 2013 21:13 GMT
#1309
i assume its just like a regular person, but only invisible? would things like infrared work?
if its 3 attempts a day, i think i can get away with it. its an invisible person, though invisible, this (average) person would require space to do the action. as long as the invisible person dont have any other super abilities like teleporting or can turn into the size of a ball and ram it into my balls, i'll take the money.
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
MrProb
Profile Joined January 2011
Thailand794 Posts
December 14 2013 22:36 GMT
#1310
Getting kicked in the balls is no joke and there's no used to it, NO-FUCKIN-WAY.

After a short period of time, you'll be living in constant fear of having your balls kicked then it'll become a phobia or mess up your sanity which in the end, will send you to a mental hospital, where you can't use your money for anything and still getting your balls kicked every single day.

There's so many situations you don't want to get your balls kicked while doing certain things; having sex, taking shit, talking to random stranger, giving a speech or preseting something, enjoying your food in your favourite restuarant, sleeping, taking photos(imagine getting your balls kicked while shutting is clicking), dancing in a club and most importantly driving any kind of vehicle.
rave[wcr] wrote: wtf how can erik understand kelly, its like han solo and chewabacca overthere.
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
December 14 2013 22:39 GMT
#1311
No need to drive any vehicle, you are filthy rich.
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
December 14 2013 22:53 GMT
#1312
Riding a bicycle -> Kicked in the balls.

Taking a piss -> Kicked in the balls.

Walking down some stairs -> Kicked in the balls.

I think the options are take the money, give it to someone you love, and then fucking kill yourself, or don't take the money.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
MrProb
Profile Joined January 2011
Thailand794 Posts
December 14 2013 23:01 GMT
#1313
On December 15 2013 07:39 Crushinator wrote:
No need to drive any vehicle, you are filthy rich.


As a woman you dont need to but you can't fully live a man life if you don't drive a car yourself, what would you do with all the exotic sport cars you bought but having someone else drives for you ?
rave[wcr] wrote: wtf how can erik understand kelly, its like han solo and chewabacca overthere.
Green_25
Profile Joined June 2013
Great Britain696 Posts
December 14 2013 23:05 GMT
#1314
Its not worth it, also I think 500 million is overkill, after a certain amount one person doesn't need anymore money, unless they are just greedy.

Getting kicked hard in the balls pretty much ruins the next couple of hours for me, so I'd effectively be losing six hours out of the 16 I'd be awake. Then there's the fact that I'd be thinking about the next time I get my balls kicked instead of having fun spending my money.
Makavw
Profile Joined April 2010
Croatia165 Posts
December 14 2013 23:38 GMT
#1315
To me this is easy.
Save my sperm in a bank in case I want children - then remove balls. If removing balls is against the rules it becomes a bit more tricky and would require a ton of research before decision but on the top of my head - I would still do it.

I have seen the bunch of videos online of people that trained their balls to whitstand pain - first I would try that.
If it doesn't work, I would pay a huge chunk of that money to a bunch of scientists to find ways to block the felling of the pain in that region - blocking the nerves sending signals to brain. Hell maybe cut out a bit of my brain for that area? Like I said, just shooting in a wind, have no idea if it is possible.


pedrlz
Profile Joined September 2012
Brazil5234 Posts
December 15 2013 00:23 GMT
#1316
My balls are already hurting just to think about it. I don't think anybody could bare the pain.
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
December 15 2013 01:12 GMT
#1317
at what point does a person get used to being kicked in the balls? after a point i figure it would be like cracking your knuckles or something.
The Show of a Lifetime
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-15 01:32:33
December 15 2013 01:31 GMT
#1318
my balls would never get damaged then? so i could make babies at the age of 90 then? :D endless testosterone??

edit: and maybe even libido.

yes i would take the money
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
December 15 2013 01:43 GMT
#1319
how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?
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Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18434 Posts
December 15 2013 01:48 GMT
#1320
On December 15 2013 10:43 KalWarkov wrote:
how would you not take the money?
im likely to get kicked in the nuts more than 3 times in my life anyway, who cares. 3 times pain for a minute for endless money? are u kidding me?

3 times a DAY, every day.
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