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crazyweasel
607 Posts
On December 16 2013 09:28 KwarK wrote: Now count the hours you spend at work, going to work or doing other unpaid chores in a lifetime. I enjoy every single second I don't get kicked in the balls, so that'd be say 10hours a day x 365 = 3650 that times 80 = 292000 hours of happiness and inner peace. | ||
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Joel-E
United Kingdom50 Posts
On December 16 2013 10:24 crazyweasel wrote: I enjoy every single second I don't get kicked in the balls, so that'd be say 10hours a day x 365 = 3650 that times 80 = 292000 hours of happiness and inner peace. haha, I concurr. | ||
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
On December 16 2013 09:21 Joel-E wrote: I don't think I would take it. To be honest. You're kicked 3 times in the balls per day. Say you live 80 years. 365*80 = 29,200 29,200*3 = 87,600. In an average life, you would be kicked in the balls eighty-seven thousand, six-hundred times. No thank you. So you get paid $5708 each time you get kicked. Not terribleq | ||
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Lovedoll
Japan540 Posts
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sam!zdat
United States5559 Posts
On December 16 2013 12:54 Lovedoll wrote: What if you don't have balls? Can I still qualify for the $500 million? no. the glass ceiling strikes again! | ||
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triforks
United States370 Posts
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Grend
1600 Posts
On December 15 2013 17:03 Demonhunter04 wrote: Thanks to nerve potentiation from repeated stimuli, these ball-kicks would become more and more painful over time. Sure, you'll learn strategies for coping with pain psychologically, but in the long run that will be outweighed heavily by your nerves becoming more and more sensitive over time. Add to that the fact that you won't be able to properly relax until you've met your daily quota, and your demeanor will make people around you nervous. The long-term effects of the stress will cause you to age faster too, but I guess if you had $500M you could afford all sorts of treatments to prolong your life. 2-3 hours a day? Getting kicked in the balls does not hurt so much that you lose anywhere remotely near 1-1.5 hrs, unless it happens so regularly that the nerves become hypersensitive. Well, nerves can be deadened from impacts, yes. I've dramatically reduced the pain felt in my legs and knuckles from martial arts training. But they are deadened from frequent mildly painful stimuli such as kicks or punches to heavy bags, not trees or walls. By sparring for years without a cup I also took quite a few hits and don't feel that much pain from hits to the balls anymore. So it could be done, yes. So you are saying it will become more painful and less painful at the same time? That seems a bit contradictory to me. To me it just seems most logical that you would feel less and less pain unless three kicks a day is too much for the body to ever heal. Then I guess you would just die after a while since your balls would just degenerate until you bled to death :O So either you end up not feeling much at all, or you die. But either way you get the money so that is nice. | ||
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AlternativeEgo
Sweden17309 Posts
That's it. There are no loopholes of any kind. Take it or leave it. | ||
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iVLosK!
Djibouti545 Posts
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StatixEx
United Kingdom779 Posts
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JustPassingBy
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
On December 18 2013 01:50 iVLosK! wrote: What moron wouldn't take $500M? For $500M you can cut off my balls with a can opener. The original 3 kicks a day is much more severe than castration by can opener. | ||
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nrv
United States113 Posts
Also you get kicked at a random time in the day so you could go from having the best day of your life to crying in the fetal position at any moment, not fun. | ||
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LaM
United States1321 Posts
It's just horrific. You can't just count up hours of pain vs hours of work or something. For one, work can be rewarding and at the very least is much preferable to rolling around in pain. And it isn't just hours of pain, it's hours of waiting for that pain, never sure when it will strike. | ||
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Erik.TheRed
United States1655 Posts
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Grovbolle
Denmark3813 Posts
On December 18 2013 20:56 Erik.TheRed wrote: this is stupid, sooner or later a spontaneous kick in the balls will turn deadly. Most likely, you'll choke, crash, fall, or make any number of other dumb mistakes because you got distracted when you really needed to focus. So a discussion revolving around getting a huge load of money for random nut-kicking thrice a day on the internet is stupid???? Mind. Blown. | ||
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Sbrubbles
Brazil5776 Posts
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Dapper_Cad
United Kingdom964 Posts
No thx. | ||
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kushm4sta
United States8878 Posts
On December 18 2013 01:50 iVLosK! wrote: What moron wouldn't take $500M? For $500M you can cut off my balls with a can opener. money can't buy you happiness though. Eventually you will get bored of all the cool shit money can buy you and the only thing you will have left is getting kicked in the balls. | ||
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decemberscalm
United States1353 Posts
Fire poi is two chains, each with a round ball of kevlar wick. I have hit myself in the balls so many times through years of practice that it really doesn't phase me anymore. | ||
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