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bGr.MetHiX
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
December 14 2013 09:43 GMT
#1281
if my balls wont get damaged then YES!

people endure a lot more suffering for a lot smaller reward : )
Top50 GM EU Protoss from Bulgaria. Streaming with commentary : www.twitch.tv/hwbgmethix
Holy_AT
Profile Joined July 2010
Austria978 Posts
December 14 2013 10:12 GMT
#1282
I would get my balls removed, got nu use for them anyway and take the money !
Aelfric
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Turkey1496 Posts
December 14 2013 10:27 GMT
#1283
On December 14 2013 19:12 Holy_AT wrote:
I would get my balls removed, got nu use for them anyway and take the money !

No children?
Tomorrow never comes until its too late...
Holy_AT
Profile Joined July 2010
Austria978 Posts
December 14 2013 10:40 GMT
#1284
On December 14 2013 19:27 Aelfric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2013 19:12 Holy_AT wrote:
I would get my balls removed, got nu use for them anyway and take the money !

No children?


By the gods no and why ?
They cry, they smell, they annoy me, I see no logical reason for this ...
BeaSteR
Profile Joined May 2009
Sweden328 Posts
December 14 2013 11:11 GMT
#1285
I love a good kick in the balls now and then, so ye gimme ma monay
Greed is good
Bam Lee
Profile Joined June 2012
2336 Posts
December 14 2013 11:15 GMT
#1286
If people can learn to resist the pain of a kick in the balls, why would you not be able to learn it?

I take the money, easily.
r1flEx
Profile Joined October 2012
Belgium256 Posts
December 14 2013 11:25 GMT
#1287
imagine having a tug and all of a sudden someones comes in and kicks your balls. damn :s
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
December 14 2013 12:34 GMT
#1288
On December 14 2013 17:06 WolfintheSheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2013 13:47 Pangpootata wrote:
Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it.


Yeah...it's a sensitive area no matter what sex you are. Shit-ton of nerve endings down there, and quite a few possibilities of permanent injury as well.

So congrats, not only do you have self-inflicted Gender Identity Disorder, you're still in crippling agony three times a day.

Actually, the rules say that you get kicked in the balls specifically. So you can just put the balls on your shelf and watch them get kicked randomly everyday. It would be hilarious!

Besides, it is easy to recondition oneself mentally if one is not too attached to gender roles in the first place.
D4V3Z02
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany693 Posts
December 14 2013 12:37 GMT
#1289
Start kicking already!
http://www.twitch.tv/d4v3z02 all your base are belong to overlord
Destructicon
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
4713 Posts
December 14 2013 13:02 GMT
#1290
Oh this one is easy, if there is no permanent damage done then sure, why not. We sell ourselves out for much less and suffer much more damage.
WriterNever give up, never surrender! https://www.youtube.com/user/DestructiconSC
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
December 14 2013 13:42 GMT
#1291
probably can pay for surgery that removes the transmission of pain from those balls to your brain.
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23580 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 14:18:34
December 14 2013 14:18 GMT
#1292
Removing your balls or the transmission of pain by surgery all falls under "you can't wear a cup or anything".
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
December 14 2013 14:27 GMT
#1293
On December 14 2013 23:18 Musicus wrote:
Removing your balls or the transmission of pain by surgery all falls under "you can't wear a cup or anything".

"Anything" merely refers to any sort of protective device that can be worn. If not, it would have been worded "you can't wear a cup, or do anything else". Playing semantics, are we?
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
December 14 2013 14:29 GMT
#1294
I don't know. I have blocked a fearsome football shot with my balls. Now I am imagining if that guy had skipped the football and went right for the goodies. Oh boy. That is a silly amount of money though.
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 14 2013 15:30 GMT
#1295
On December 14 2013 17:02 Fishball wrote:
Sort of off topic, but I would like to link this here.

Death by Crushed Testicles

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0Dc1Eqv.jpg?1[/IMG
]

Directly translating a Chinese newspaper I read regarding this incident, people can normally withstand 45 units of pain (whatever that is). When a woman gives birth, it's about 57 units of pain (or feels like breaking 20 bones). When a guy gets his balls crushed, it's about 9000 units of pain (or having 160 babies at once, or breaking 3200 bones).

Presuming you aren't joking, that article is complete and utter crap.
For starters, there is no unit of measurement for pain in the scientific community. At most, you get stuff like the Schmidt sting pain index, but really the only method we end up using is asking people to grade their pain, subjectively, on a scale of 1 to 10.
Secondly, if the human body can only withstand 45 units of pain then how in the bleeding hell could a guy ever even approach pain over 200 times more extreme than what he is supposed to be able to survive? How did they quantify that, anyways? The guy will die far before he reaches that amount of pain and since pain is subjective, they can't use any objective units of measurement like brain or nerve activity.
Thirdly, the guy's pain level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 15:41:08
December 14 2013 15:40 GMT
#1296
What a disturbing article, now I have to think about the pain that getting your balls crushed would feel like.

Lets just move on. No I'm not getting my balls kicked for that much money. We know from many studies that once you reach a certain wealth level additional money doesn't actually give you any more happiness. As usual I forgot where and when I read these but hopefully one can find similar studies through a google search. All you need is a decent job with a decent income to be happy, not a 10 football field long super-yacht. You can go to parties with normal people and live a pretty happy life.
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
December 14 2013 15:46 GMT
#1297
If you can get used to it, why not.
maru lover forever
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
December 14 2013 16:06 GMT
#1298
ah, this thread. I think the criteria should be changed a little to spice things up.
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Blargh
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2103 Posts
December 14 2013 16:12 GMT
#1299
Give it all to charity, then kill self. Huge success!!

And there are better "Would you do it for..."s than this...
xxxKagexxx
Profile Joined August 2012
France43 Posts
December 14 2013 16:13 GMT
#1300
i would be able to spend so many money on hearthstone to get my deck but no thx, i rather don't have this full legendary deck :D
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