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On May 22 2012 21:06 Ksyper wrote:
I will eventually get used to the kicks, I assume the first year will suck the most :D
But if there's no permanent damage it's completely worth it in my opinion.
There are martial artists who can take a kick to the groin without a problem because they conditioned for that, so yeah it'll stop hurting after a while.
Just annoying to get woken up like that.
Read the OP. Notice "No permanent damage." Take a second to consider the point of the question.
Then answer again.
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One can make a lot of good deeds with that money, save some lives. Take some pain from the others. Too bad Christianity is out of fashion now.
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Am I allowed to cut my balls off after I get the money?
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easy...take the money...no way would anyone be able to kick me in the balls...I mean you'd have to pay them that much to try it and then...well, did I mention I'm a superhero?
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The 99% of the time they werent being kicked, they'd be resting squarely on a beautiful womans chin or perched on a beautiful motorcycle.
Can't argue with that math.
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I would definitely do this. There is no permanent damage, therefore, all you have to worry about is the pain of the actual kick. If you look at Shanghai Monks, the endure a kick to the balls many, many times, which builds an immunity over time. They do this because they try to eliminate all weaknesses to the body (being kicked in the balls being a huge weakness). So i would say this is completely worth it, since after 6 months or even shorter, being kicked in the balls wouldnt hurt as bad as normal.
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2007 thread. I thought this was a kinda of a joke thread, but the replies seem serious, it reached page 63 after all.
You can medically survive a kick in the balls, depending on the impact the the point of damage. But even a maximum damage, while almost fatal, is survivable. And you'll have enough money to recover from it. I say fuck pain, yes kick me in the balls.
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On May 24 2012 09:03 GeyzeR wrote:
One can make a lot of good deeds with that money, save some lives. Take some pain from the others. Too bad Christianity is out of fashion now.
No one on this planet could ever want to do something to help fellow man, without christianity specifically being the reason to do so... There has never been someone who gives because they care, only because chrisitanity says they have to care...
Srsly, that was a dumb comment.
At any rate, waking up to that every day would be the worst part for me, unless of course i am having sex and i get kicked in the balls. GL explaining that the first time. I dunno, 9k a kick in the balls is tempting, i might lean toward no though. If i had the option to choose when to get kicked in the balls for X ammount of money each time, i would definatly, but i guess that is not as severe.
The random factor is... intense.
Oh i just saw this, this guy would most definatly take this offer.
+ Show Spoiler +
If i had this ability, then heck yes sign me up.
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I have the feeling than 50% have never been kicked in the balls do you have any idea if how much it hurts?
But yea if you can give away the money for some good cause i´ll do it.
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On May 24 2012 15:58 IndomitusGaia wrote:
I have the feeling than 50% have never been kicked in the balls do you have any idea if how much it hurts?
But yea if you can give away the money for some good cause i´ll do it.
As an ex varsity basketball player who has been "inadvertently" kicked in the balls a few times, money would REALLY have to improve my quality of life significantly for me to accept this ordeal.
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What the evil djinni didn't tell you was that in a week, the us would switch to the euro...
Edit: or! The IRS comes and confiscates the money and you spend the next 10 years being relentlessly kicked in the balls in jail.
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On May 09 2012 21:59 Yoduh wrote:
Even the richest people in the world when faced with a hugely negative life event like a terminal illness or chronic health problem would gladly give all their money away for a happier healthier life. That's going to be all of you when every night you go to bed afraid, knowing the next thing you're going to feel is a hard kick to the balls. 90% of you will develop insomnia. The other 2 random kicks throughout the day are going to keep you from ever going out in public for most of the day. You won't want to be out with friends, or standing in a checkout line, or at a family dinner when a kick to the balls strikes. And I assume these kicks reset at midnight, so if the 2nd kick happens at 9 or 10pm, thats only 2-3 hours to do everything outside that you want to do.
Most of us have experienced some sort of chronic pain before. Maybe just an injured tendon or joint in the finger that at first isn't too bad, but after days or weeks of the pain it becomes near unbearable. And who hasn't been sick and had a stuffy nose or ears for a week and when finally feeling better gotten that "wow" feeling of having taken for granted just how awesome it is to have non-stuffy fully functional nose/ears. But chronic pain/discomfort from an injured finger or getting the flu is nowhere near the level of pain you'll feel from CHRONIC BALL KICKING. Half of you would go crazy after a few years, the rest would probably commit suicide. "Millionaire sufferer of chronic ball kicking ends his own life, News at 11". What a sad, sad report that will be.
Exactly. All these people are sadly crazy.
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I have been kicked in the balls on numerous occasions before. 500 mill for it? Sure. I can just get my scrotum skin removed, and replaced with titanium, and nerve endings around the balls cut. You can find a doctor to do that with such an amount of money. And even if it wasn't possible to get away from the pain, it would still beat having my current job.
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really over 1000 posts on this stupid topic?
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On May 24 2012 11:56 Ethic wrote:
Am I allowed to cut my balls off after I get the money?
Lol, good call.
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On May 24 2012 11:56 Ethic wrote:
Am I allowed to cut my balls off after I get the money?
Yes, but they still get kicked 3 times a day tho.
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there are a ton of people who enjoy ball torture. With that amount of money i'll hire someone to help me find joy in it lol
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On May 27 2012 08:54 PeT[uK] wrote:
there are a ton of people who enjoy ball torture. With that amount of money i'll hire someone to help me find joy in it lol
brilliant! :D
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I think we need to continue this important discussion. We also need to add a female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls to get some perspective from the other sex.
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