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Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
May 10 2012 22:33 GMT
#1221
On May 11 2012 06:42 travis wrote:
for 500 million dollars i would have my balls removed

Imagine a kick... during surgery.
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
FloKi
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
1490 Posts
May 10 2012 23:00 GMT
#1222
I would totally take this offer!sure getting kicked in the balls the first couple of times will be agony but over time i think i would get used to it.
Where do whores go?
TempusDESU
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia87 Posts
May 10 2012 23:43 GMT
#1223
As stupid as this sounds, I think this is an excellent question. The only reason I would take the money however is if I was going to be a martyr and give it to charity or something. The pain, paranoia and definite insomnia just wouldn't make life worth living, even if you have 500 million.

Where does this money come from, though? If 500 million was just materialised out of nowhere, wouldn't it do something to the economy? Or would the effects be unnoticable?
I need a new quote :S
OutlaW-
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic5053 Posts
May 10 2012 23:46 GMT
#1224
Another possibility: Get the money, save/invest it for your kids/family and kill yourself
Maybe if you're like old or something
Delete your post underage b&. You're incestuous for you're onee-chan so you're clearly not a bad guy, but others might not agree
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
May 11 2012 00:11 GMT
#1225
HELL yes. you know what? I think I can use a kick in the balls every morning. I want to fucking stay sharp. I need to stay sharp with all that money.. I need to deal with it and invest it wisely, and the kicks in the balls will motivate me to stay sharp and strong. I will practice how to get used to and withstand intense nut kicks. My life will revolve around it. It is sad to say that I would do these things, but thats just what life is like nowadays. If I can make that kind of money, I would gladly take that shit and it would internally feel fucking great because I know I will never have to deal with the stress of money EVER AGAIN.

fucked up, isn't it?
since 98'
theslayer922
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada304 Posts
May 11 2012 00:24 GMT
#1226
I definitely wouldnt. Imagine if your like 80 and everyday your balls are still being hammered? Sure your rich beyond belief but your miserable after like 60 years of balls kicking. Heres my math 365(days in a year)*60(amount of time I assume you would live for)*3. Thats 65700 times your balls would be brutalized. If you've ever been kicked in the balls hard you would understand that this is a horrible fate. I'm perfectly fine living an average middle income life and having my balls saved.
Also imagine how your sex life would die? Hey honey, do you want to bang me? Not today, my balls are still in agony.
So no sex, no happiness, is it really worth it for money?
In the Donger I Trust
Blixy213
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States360 Posts
May 11 2012 00:27 GMT
#1227
I get kicked in the balls enough to say that the benefits outweigh the pain. Just trust me on this one.
#1 sKyHigh and MorroW fan. "Should have stayed in the bush, bush reaper."
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-11 00:34:48
May 11 2012 00:34 GMT
#1228
inject ur balls with morphine

that activates when a certain threshold is reached and then the pain goes away.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Chriamon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States886 Posts
May 11 2012 00:50 GMT
#1229
I feel like this question is just a milder form of: "Would you be Steve-o?"
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/274906/1/Blaze/
JaeRaeGu
Profile Joined February 2012
Korea (South)34 Posts
May 11 2012 02:04 GMT
#1230
After time the kicks wouldn’t even hurt you. I would do this for SURE.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-11 02:09:38
May 11 2012 02:09 GMT
#1231
On May 11 2012 11:04 JaeRaeGu wrote:
After time the kicks wouldn’t even hurt you. I would do this for SURE.

They'd still hurt, your balls suffer no permanent damage so there'd be no callus buildup or nerve damage. It's kinda like prometheus and the great eagle eating his liver every day.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
May 11 2012 02:09 GMT
#1232
even assuming that the kicks always hurt and always feel the same no matter how long humans are amazingly resilient and adaptive so eventually youd be a master at being able to have the kicks not affect your everyday life

and you could hire a professional masseuse to help forget the pain
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
May 22 2012 11:28 GMT
#1233
Would you do this for $1,000,000

Clafou
Profile Joined November 2010
Belgium921 Posts
May 22 2012 11:53 GMT
#1234
On May 22 2012 20:28 deconduo wrote:
Would you do this for $1,000,000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyv_MHxqRX0



Nope!
EneMecH
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom218 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-22 11:57:05
May 22 2012 11:56 GMT
#1235
On May 11 2012 11:09 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 11:04 JaeRaeGu wrote:
After time the kicks wouldn’t even hurt you. I would do this for SURE.

They'd still hurt, your balls suffer no permanent damage so there'd be no callus buildup or nerve damage. It's kinda like prometheus and the great eagle eating his liver every day.


Thank you! This is exactly what I've been saying. It annoys me how 99% of posts on this topic are totally useless and irrelevant because the entire point of the question is that you feel the pain always. It's doubly irritating because he said in the main post NO PERMANENT DAMAGE. AKA: Stays the same. No nerve damage.
Tears soaks each hand the dealer's dealt. But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even when they're perfectly disguised as hell.
Emptyness
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Bulgaria1016 Posts
May 22 2012 11:58 GMT
#1236
On May 22 2012 20:28 deconduo wrote:
Would you do this for $1,000,000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyv_MHxqRX0


While watching this I tried to imagine what this guy can do if there are like 500 times more money on the line

Fall down 9 times, Get up 10.
EneMecH
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom218 Posts
May 22 2012 12:00 GMT
#1237
@Above:

America's got talent. The talent is someone getting kicked in the nuts.




Not surprised.
Tears soaks each hand the dealer's dealt. But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even when they're perfectly disguised as hell.
Bojas
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands2397 Posts
May 22 2012 12:04 GMT
#1238
I don't think he still has his nuts.. If he does he doesn't cares about his nuts and can't feel pain I felt pain just watching that vid D:
Blackfish
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria309 Posts
May 22 2012 12:06 GMT
#1239
He solved it! Train 5 years and you are save:

( yeah sorry don´t know how to put the video into the post xD )
NaDa - my god | Mvp - my king | Innovation - my favorite | Terran- my race
Ksyper
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Bulgaria665 Posts
May 22 2012 12:06 GMT
#1240
I will eventually get used to the kicks, I assume the first year will suck the most :D
But if there's no permanent damage it's completely worth it in my opinion.
There are martial artists who can take a kick to the groin without a problem because they conditioned for that, so yeah it'll stop hurting after a while.
Just annoying to get woken up like that.
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