HELL no, sex and enjoying sex would be basically one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. No way I'm going to damage anything near that area. Its far more important than money to me.

Dfgj

Singapore5922 Posts

May 09 2012 01:20 GMT

#1183

On April 27 2012 02:07 Mr Showtime wrote:

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Of course that's what would happen in real life. You would get used to it. But there is nobody out there offering hundreds of millions in exchange for ball kicks. Finding loopholes in hypothetical situations is kinda silly and defeats the purpose. It's not going to actually happen.

Now there's something for kickstarter.

STYDawn

137 Posts

May 09 2012 01:23 GMT

#1184

get kicked then go thru surgery

Silentness

United States2821 Posts

May 09 2012 01:30 GMT

#1185

I have to admit, this is a pretty sadistic game. I cant imagine even allowing one kick a day.

W00tbeer1

United States33 Posts

May 09 2012 03:17 GMT

#1186

I would say Yes. It would just be three spurs of temporary minute pain. If it caused permanent damage I would say no, and all that money makes up for it.

iSometric

2221 Posts

May 09 2012 03:22 GMT

#1187

If a hobo were asked, pretty sure the hobo would reject the offer.

Kazahk

United States385 Posts

May 09 2012 04:03 GMT

#1188

One time is one thing; but 2 times every day? My balls would fall off! No thanks...

ZackAttack

United States884 Posts

May 09 2012 04:49 GMT

#1189

I lold so hard at the 50/50 result

Emnjay808

United States10655 Posts

May 09 2012 08:22 GMT

#1190

I voted Yes, which was like a year ago.

And my choice still hasnt changed. With the amount of shit you have to go through with college and jobs, Id rather just take 2 shots to the nuts a day and be done with it.

500mill for the rest of ur life is more than enough. Heck, Id even do it for 100mill.

D10

Brazil3409 Posts

May 09 2012 08:40 GMT

#1191

I already feel like im getting kicked in the balls more than twice a day and im not getting shit for it

Brandisimo

15 Posts

May 09 2012 11:39 GMT

#1192

Mannnn three nut shots a day is torture!!! And knowing that two more a day are comming will be horrifying......sure youll have a boat load of money but youll be so terrified of when the next nut shot is comming you wont be able to enjoy anything.....you will be just be sitting in a huge house shaking, terrified of the next blow....and what good is that? the whole point of having a lot of money is enjoyment. How can you enjoy anything if you are constantly expecting pain?

Excludos

Norway8068 Posts

May 09 2012 11:46 GMT

#1193

On May 09 2012 17:40 D10 wrote:
I already feel like im getting kicked in the balls more than twice a day and im not getting shit for it

Well isn't that the truth right there?

I would take this offer as well, but only on the basis that I'd get used to it after a while. I'm not sure how many times I could take getting kicked in the nuts while having sex before I'd flip out though

Dreamer.T

United States3584 Posts

May 09 2012 11:52 GMT

#1194

I'd take the money. Over time, my pain tolerance would increase greatly thanks to the daily training I receive. Then I'd become an insanely rich man with the power of withstanding ball-kicking pain!

Blazinghand

United States25551 Posts

May 09 2012 11:57 GMT

#1195

I really really wanted to take the money. But then I thought "wait what if this is some sort of test and this will really happen" then I realized that my balls have been good to me so I decided to be good for them.

Cytokinesis

Canada330 Posts

May 09 2012 12:14 GMT

#1196

i would do it without thinking twice

come on, you go through worse bs than that for FAR less

Rokit5

236 Posts

May 09 2012 12:18 GMT

#1197

Money wont make you happy. Period. My balls however, fine and well functional, makes me happy everyday. Fuck money. Go balls.

Musicus

Germany23576 Posts

May 09 2012 12:27 GMT

#1198

On May 09 2012 20:52 Dreamer.T wrote:
I'd take the money. Over time, my pain tolerance would increase greatly thanks to the daily training I receive. Then I'd become an insanely rich man with the power of withstanding ball-kicking pain!

Exactly my thoughts!

Yoduh

United States216 Posts

May 09 2012 12:59 GMT

#1199

Even the richest people in the world when faced with a hugely negative life event like a terminal illness or chronic health problem would gladly give all their money away for a happier healthier life. That's going to be all of you when every night you go to bed afraid, knowing the next thing you're going to feel is a hard kick to the balls. 90% of you will develop insomnia. The other 2 random kicks throughout the day are going to keep you from ever going out in public for most of the day. You won't want to be out with friends, or standing in a checkout line, or at a family dinner when a kick to the balls strikes. And I assume these kicks reset at midnight, so if the 2nd kick happens at 9 or 10pm, thats only 2-3 hours to do everything outside that you want to do.

Most of us have experienced some sort of chronic pain before. Maybe just an injured tendon or joint in the finger that at first isn't too bad, but after days or weeks of the pain it becomes near unbearable. And who hasn't been sick and had a stuffy nose or ears for a week and when finally feeling better gotten that "wow" feeling of having taken for granted just how awesome it is to have non-stuffy fully functional nose/ears. But chronic pain/discomfort from an injured finger or getting the flu is nowhere near the level of pain you'll feel from CHRONIC BALL KICKING. Half of you would go crazy after a few years, the rest would probably commit suicide. "Millionaire sufferer of chronic ball kicking ends his own life, News at 11". What a sad, sad report that will be.

Latty

Germany567 Posts

May 10 2012 08:24 GMT

#1200

pfff i would take the money. a kick in the balls is painful, no doubt. BUT .. it doesnt last longer then ~ 15 minutes ( from my experience of getting a painful hit in the balls)

so .. with enough money to buy weed and booze and hookers and everything i could take this for the rest of my life