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XenOmega
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2822 Posts
May 03 2012 05:28 GMT
#1181
That shaolin thing is so funny (But I'm sure its possible!) I heard some crazy stuffs humans can achieve through hard training!
thalim90
Profile Joined April 2012
United States68 Posts
May 09 2012 01:19 GMT
#1182
HELL no, sex and enjoying sex would be basically one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. No way I'm going to damage anything near that area. Its far more important than money to me.
Be the change you wish to see in the world :)
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
May 09 2012 01:20 GMT
#1183
On April 27 2012 02:07 Mr Showtime wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:45 Emix_Squall wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:44 Mr Showtime wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:17 Cozzak wrote:
I'd think you'd develop more of a 'resistance' or 'immunity' to the pain after a few years of ball kicking. So yeah, I would take the money. I just think that after so much abuse, with the promise of no damage to be done (ie. bruising or anything else), that it would end up being completely worth it.


The whole point is that you get the feeling of being kicked in the balls several times per day. You won't get used to it ever. Would you still take the money then?


I don't think we got to 50% YES thinking this way. The whole point is that you get kicked in the ball until the end of your life, nothing's mentioned regarding the pain you feel. Seems logical to me you get used to it with time ...


Of course that's what would happen in real life. You would get used to it. But there is nobody out there offering hundreds of millions in exchange for ball kicks. Finding loopholes in hypothetical situations is kinda silly and defeats the purpose. It's not going to actually happen.

Now there's something for kickstarter.
STYDawn
Profile Joined December 2011
137 Posts
May 09 2012 01:23 GMT
#1184
get kicked then go thru surgery
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
May 09 2012 01:30 GMT
#1185
I have to admit, this is a pretty sadistic game. I cant imagine even allowing one kick a day.
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
W00tbeer1
Profile Joined August 2011
United States33 Posts
May 09 2012 03:17 GMT
#1186
I would say Yes. It would just be three spurs of temporary minute pain. If it caused permanent damage I would say no, and all that money makes up for it.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
May 09 2012 03:22 GMT
#1187
If a hobo were asked, pretty sure the hobo would reject the offer.
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Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
May 09 2012 04:03 GMT
#1188
One time is one thing; but 2 times every day? My balls would fall off! No thanks...
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
ZackAttack
Profile Joined June 2011
United States884 Posts
May 09 2012 04:49 GMT
#1189
I lold so hard at the 50/50 result
It's better aerodynamics for space. - Artosis
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10660 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-09 08:23:27
May 09 2012 08:22 GMT
#1190
I voted Yes, which was like a year ago.

And my choice still hasnt changed. With the amount of shit you have to go through with college and jobs, Id rather just take 2 shots to the nuts a day and be done with it.

500mill for the rest of ur life is more than enough. Heck, Id even do it for 100mill.
Skol
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
May 09 2012 08:40 GMT
#1191
I already feel like im getting kicked in the balls more than twice a day and im not getting shit for it
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Brandisimo
Profile Joined April 2012
15 Posts
May 09 2012 11:39 GMT
#1192
Mannnn three nut shots a day is torture!!! And knowing that two more a day are comming will be horrifying......sure youll have a boat load of money but youll be so terrified of when the next nut shot is comming you wont be able to enjoy anything.....you will be just be sitting in a huge house shaking, terrified of the next blow....and what good is that? the whole point of having a lot of money is enjoyment. How can you enjoy anything if you are constantly expecting pain?
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8156 Posts
May 09 2012 11:46 GMT
#1193
On May 09 2012 17:40 D10 wrote:
I already feel like im getting kicked in the balls more than twice a day and im not getting shit for it


Well isn't that the truth right there?

I would take this offer as well, but only on the basis that I'd get used to it after a while. I'm not sure how many times I could take getting kicked in the nuts while having sex before I'd flip out though
Dreamer.T
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3584 Posts
May 09 2012 11:52 GMT
#1194
I'd take the money. Over time, my pain tolerance would increase greatly thanks to the daily training I receive. Then I'd become an insanely rich man with the power of withstanding ball-kicking pain!
Forever the best, IMMvp <3
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
May 09 2012 11:57 GMT
#1195
I really really wanted to take the money. But then I thought "wait what if this is some sort of test and this will really happen" then I realized that my balls have been good to me so I decided to be good for them.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
Cytokinesis
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada330 Posts
May 09 2012 12:14 GMT
#1196
i would do it without thinking twice

come on, you go through worse bs than that for FAR less
Ive seen people who dont believe in sleep count sheep with calculators that double as alarm clocks
Rokit5
Profile Joined April 2010
236 Posts
May 09 2012 12:18 GMT
#1197
Money wont make you happy. Period. My balls however, fine and well functional, makes me happy everyday. Fuck money. Go balls.
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
May 09 2012 12:27 GMT
#1198
On May 09 2012 20:52 Dreamer.T wrote:
I'd take the money. Over time, my pain tolerance would increase greatly thanks to the daily training I receive. Then I'd become an insanely rich man with the power of withstanding ball-kicking pain!


Exactly my thoughts!
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
Yoduh
Profile Joined August 2010
United States216 Posts
May 09 2012 12:59 GMT
#1199
Even the richest people in the world when faced with a hugely negative life event like a terminal illness or chronic health problem would gladly give all their money away for a happier healthier life. That's going to be all of you when every night you go to bed afraid, knowing the next thing you're going to feel is a hard kick to the balls. 90% of you will develop insomnia. The other 2 random kicks throughout the day are going to keep you from ever going out in public for most of the day. You won't want to be out with friends, or standing in a checkout line, or at a family dinner when a kick to the balls strikes. And I assume these kicks reset at midnight, so if the 2nd kick happens at 9 or 10pm, thats only 2-3 hours to do everything outside that you want to do.

Most of us have experienced some sort of chronic pain before. Maybe just an injured tendon or joint in the finger that at first isn't too bad, but after days or weeks of the pain it becomes near unbearable. And who hasn't been sick and had a stuffy nose or ears for a week and when finally feeling better gotten that "wow" feeling of having taken for granted just how awesome it is to have non-stuffy fully functional nose/ears. But chronic pain/discomfort from an injured finger or getting the flu is nowhere near the level of pain you'll feel from CHRONIC BALL KICKING. Half of you would go crazy after a few years, the rest would probably commit suicide. "Millionaire sufferer of chronic ball kicking ends his own life, News at 11". What a sad, sad report that will be.
Latty
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany567 Posts
May 10 2012 08:24 GMT
#1200
pfff i would take the money. a kick in the balls is painful, no doubt. BUT .. it doesnt last longer then ~ 15 minutes ( from my experience of getting a painful hit in the balls)

so .. with enough money to buy weed and booze and hookers and everything i could take this for the rest of my life
"Nice, *claps* gogo kill kill, yeah bane speed, nice EU Power" Dimaga
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