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mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
April 24 2012 21:05 GMT
#1141
Are you awoken at the same time each day? Another factor to consider...
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
BillyJoe
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada60 Posts
April 24 2012 21:14 GMT
#1142
Give it a couple months, by then youll be so used to it that you wont even flinch. Body adapts well.
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
April 24 2012 21:16 GMT
#1143
This thread never gets old...
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
April 24 2012 21:21 GMT
#1144
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
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XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
April 24 2012 21:25 GMT
#1145
On April 25 2012 06:21 rotinegg wrote:
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4

But isn't he prepared for all those kicks?

When your body has no idea when the kick will come you will be affected emotionally as well. Constantly thinking about the impact that is imminent. You would never have a peaceful time!

On the other hand, I guess the money might make you think of other things and forget about the kicks until it really happens.
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Cozzak
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada54 Posts
April 24 2012 21:29 GMT
#1146
On April 25 2012 06:21 rotinegg wrote:
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4


Just like I said before, after a few years of doing this 3 times a day, you would develop an 'immunity.' So I'll reiterate what I said before, YES I would take the money. Nice find.
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 21:40:23
April 24 2012 21:38 GMT
#1147
On April 25 2012 06:25 XiGua wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 06:21 rotinegg wrote:
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4

But isn't he prepared for all those kicks?

When your body has no idea when the kick will come you will be affected emotionally as well. Constantly thinking about the impact that is imminent. You would never have a peaceful time!

On the other hand, I guess the money might make you think of other things and forget about the kicks until it really happens.

i cant comment on how much of a difference preparedness makes, but from the explanation in the video, it sounds more like the guy built passive immunity through training rather than actively doing anything to defend a shot to the nuts. On a side note, I just rewatched the video and that black guy is HUUUUGE; I think I would die if he kicked me anywhere on my body
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Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 21:43:55
April 24 2012 21:43 GMT
#1148
On April 25 2012 06:38 rotinegg wrote:

i cant comment on how much of a difference preparedness makes, but from the explanation in the video, it sounds more like the guy built passive immunity through training rather than actively doing anything to defend a shot to the nuts. On a side note, I just rewatched the video and that black guy is HUUUUGE; I think I would die if he kicked me anywhere on my body


I agree 100%. I bet he would be able to kick my 145 pounds like 10m. (actually sliding on the ground, not flying :D )
"The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. " - Charlie Chaplin
Zushen
Profile Joined June 2011
275 Posts
April 24 2012 21:46 GMT
#1149
wow this is poll is close as hell
EneMecH
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom218 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 21:47:38
April 24 2012 21:46 GMT
#1150
@EveryoneAbove: you still don't get it?

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BALLS BUILD UP A NUMBNESS TO PAIN AND HAVE IT CAUSE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE!

That's like having your cake and eating it too.

It's either permanently affecting your balls or it isn't.
Tears soaks each hand the dealer's dealt. But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even when they're perfectly disguised as hell.
TheBanana
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway2183 Posts
April 24 2012 21:52 GMT
#1151
Hmm, the first kick is counted out as that's something I need to get out of bed anyway.
If there was only one more I would take the money easy.
But two? That doubles the amount to something that might be unbearable.

Fuck it, give me the money.
If you're not getting better faster than everybody else, you're getting worse.
nalgene
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada2153 Posts
April 24 2012 22:15 GMT
#1152
On April 25 2012 00:21 YouMake wrote:
i would take my 500mill and hire a contract killer. Kill the guy and live happy with my other 499 mil

No one can see that invisible force.
Year 2500 Greater Israel ( Bahrain, Cyprus, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Gaza Strip, West Bank, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Yemen )
Shinobi1982
Profile Joined January 2011
1605 Posts
April 24 2012 22:40 GMT
#1153
I had tears in my eyes from laughing reading some of the comments.

I'd take the pussy way out and take the money, book a surgery the same day to remove the balls. And knowing my luck, karma would strike and I would get robbed the day after the surgery.
Train like an animal, eat like a horse, sleep like a baby, grow like a weed.
Greenei
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1754 Posts
April 24 2012 22:44 GMT
#1154
On April 25 2012 07:40 Shinobi1982 wrote:
I had tears in my eyes from laughing reading some of the comments.

I'd take the pussy way out and take the money, book a surgery the same day to remove the balls. And knowing my luck, karma would strike and I would get robbed the day after the surgery.


You really think the pleasure youg et from the money is bigger then from the one from your balls? I pity you.
IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA
Femari
Profile Joined June 2011
United States2900 Posts
April 24 2012 22:46 GMT
#1155
I wouldn't. No point in having money if you live in constant fear of pain.
Mvp | BoxeR | MarineKing | MC | viOlet | Scarlett | Flash | Bisu | XellOs | Sea | Fantasy | By.Sun
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
April 24 2012 23:05 GMT
#1156
if the money could be spent on getting rid of the guy who was kicking me, sign me up
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 23:12:54
April 24 2012 23:09 GMT
#1157
On April 25 2012 07:44 Greenei wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 07:40 Shinobi1982 wrote:
I had tears in my eyes from laughing reading some of the comments.

I'd take the pussy way out and take the money, book a surgery the same day to remove the balls. And knowing my luck, karma would strike and I would get robbed the day after the surgery.


You really think the pleasure youg et from the money is bigger then from the one from your balls? I pity you.

Technically you don't need your balls to get an erection (and the following pleasure).
Banelings are too cute to blow up
Laluglu
Profile Joined April 2012
3 Posts
April 24 2012 23:23 GMT
#1158
On April 24 2012 11:19 Sinensis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2012 06:31 Laluglu wrote:
I like the idea of the money, I get booted ine the balls five times a day at least by my wife.

She's a moody little firecracker and I hit the floor alot clutching my balls.


You guys should consider couples counseling.



9 years on I still get around 5 shots to the balls.

I get my alarm squeezepl ine the morning to wake me up then random kicks/punches when ever she wants if she's pissed off then it ballbusting season
Laluglu
Profile Joined April 2012
3 Posts
April 24 2012 23:30 GMT
#1159
On April 25 2012 06:46 EneMecH wrote:
@EveryoneAbove: you still don't get it?

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BALLS BUILD UP A NUMBNESS TO PAIN AND HAVE IT CAUSE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE!

That's like having your cake and eating it too.

It's either permanently affecting your balls or it isn't.



They don't build up a numbness every shot to the balls hurts

There is a difference most ball strikes if done to hurt wont damage

Living proof nine years of constant abuse from my wife
Lord Zeya
Profile Joined February 2012
United States82 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-25 20:34:58
April 25 2012 20:18 GMT
#1160
So I said I'd take it, because there's a bunch of ways you can get around this.

1: Sex change- girls don't get hurt by getting kicked in the groin nearly as much as boys do.
2: Hire a spy to find out where this invisible prick is coming from, maybe you can get rid of him.
3: Device that injects morphine/other painkillers as soon as it notices the spike in sensation.

Also, people who are afraid of dying while driving, remember that you can hire a driver with your bottomless well of money.

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