I now see what everyone says about the quality of threads before the SC2 influx.

This thread is just of a higher quality. Obviously that's to be expected as it's from a mod, but both the OP and topic of discussion is just far superior to the posts TL gets these days.

I finally see it.

Caphe

Vietnam10817 Posts

April 24 2012 03:32 GMT

#1102

Man, I've been ignoring this thread since its creation.
My answer is NO WAY in hell I would do that. $500 millions is a shit load of money but I am not sure it will bring me better life. The money in itself is troublesome enough let alone getting kicked in the balls.

Ty, I will keep my balls.

PassionFruit

294 Posts

April 24 2012 04:59 GMT

#1103

...I just reached down and squeezed my right testicle a bit...

Wow...that's like some black magic pain.
It's like a piercing/numbing/bruised/etc.. all kinds of pain congregating in one place.
And it'd be even worse with a kick plus x2.

Yeah...Fuck That.

zerino

Denmark253 Posts

April 24 2012 05:04 GMT

#1104

after a short time your going to be so sore, that you cant do anything else than walk around in fear for the next time that day you'll be kicked in the balls

. Voted NO!

Arunu

Netherlands111 Posts

April 24 2012 10:24 GMT

#1105

NO frigging way.

The biggest problem in this scenario is that you never see them comming.
All those videos linked about shaolin/martial training are cool and all, but the problem is :

They are anticipating the comming kick in some way, mental preparation and whatever physical technique they use for it.

Since 1 of the kicks is a standard "wake up" kick, you aint exactly prepped for that.
The same goes for the two extra kicks at " radom points " during the day.
I highly doubt any kind of training would do you good since you can't know when they are inbound

And to the guys saying they'd get a sex change, here's a little test.
Go give your girlfriend a Falcon punch to the frontal pelvic bone, see what happens.

No way in hell i'd take this deal, funny thread though.

edit : spelling

nalgene

Canada2153 Posts

April 24 2012 10:54 GMT

#1106

5 00 000 000 Zimbabwe dollars isn't worth much and it's much, much less than 1 cent of US currency...

Nisyax

Netherlands756 Posts

April 24 2012 11:25 GMT

#1107

Tricky, played football last week as goalkeeper since our goalkeeper was injured and in a 1v1 situation I basically saved the ball with my balls. Even though the shot was extremly weak it wasn't a very nice feeling, now to imagine a full power kick I wouldnt at that moment :p

Zac4564

5 Posts

April 24 2012 11:28 GMT

#1108

Am I allowed to wear a cup or some kinda protection for my balls

FallDownMarigold

United States3710 Posts

April 24 2012 11:45 GMT

#1109

So pretty much just take the cash, then pay a solid team of neurosurgeons to remove your sacral sensory pain neurons. This way you get cash in hand and no pain from the ball kicks.

Meiya

Australia1169 Posts

April 24 2012 11:49 GMT

#1110

I imagine your days would be consumed with apprehension, if not outright constant fear, to the point that you would be driven insane or at least become cripplingly paranoid. You could not enjoy the benefits that the money may bring if consumed by worry about constant ball kicking. Talk to anyone who lives with chronic pain, and you'll find it eats away at their entire life and over time can stop them from being happy at all. I imagine it could be the same here, so no thank you!

Selkie

United States530 Posts

April 24 2012 12:29 GMT

#1111

You'd eventually habituate to it. Heck ya I'd do it.

Felvo

United States124 Posts

April 24 2012 12:33 GMT

#1112

kicked 2 times a day sounds a bit too much even for that amount of money

norfish

Norway1 Post

April 24 2012 12:39 GMT

#1113

I'd take the money. I'd spend a few years becoming a monk that has trained away the ability to feel pain, and then I'd live exactly the way I wanted, free of boundaries set upon humans through their limited resources.

FetTerBender

Germany1393 Posts

April 24 2012 12:53 GMT

#1114

Heck no. I would never do this! What happens if all the money i got out of this deal suddenly loses its worth? Or if i get robbed while lying on the ground coughing and holding my balls?

The constatnt pain PLUS the fear of losing what you have gotten out this deal are too much of a disadvantage imho.

Riskr

Germany403 Posts

April 24 2012 12:59 GMT

#1115

4 that amount of money,you can buy real balls of steel

Dusen

Denmark68 Posts

April 24 2012 13:04 GMT

#1116

What if you told a friend abotu your deal. Then one day after those 3 kicks your like totally relaxed, chilling big time, and then your friend just punch you in the nuts xD xD xD

Avean

Norway449 Posts

April 24 2012 13:11 GMT

#1117

Its so much money that you could buy an island, install fiber optic internet to it underwater. Spend rest of your life gaming and living in an exotic island private with your honeys. Also humans adapt, eventually the ball would take it. Look at kung fu monks, they can take it !

Aelfric

Turkey1496 Posts

April 24 2012 13:27 GMT

#1118

There is a same version of this only, would you suck and get fucked by another guy who will give you 500,000$ afterwards, would you do it?

Incze

Romania2058 Posts

April 24 2012 14:19 GMT

#1119

At first it was a clear, big, NO from me, but then I thought some more about it and... I think I could take it.
As for

On April 24 2012 22:27 Aelfric wrote:
There is a same version of this only, would you suck and get fucked by another guy who will give you 500,000$ afterwards, would you do it?

I'd do that. I mean, that's only like half hour or so of pain and misery and probably a few more days of soreness but all that for half a billion? Hell yes

DyEnasTy

United States3721 Posts

April 24 2012 14:26 GMT

#1120

Every time I have opened this thread, I imagine myself getting kicked right in the down under. No way, no money is worth that everyday for the rest of your life.