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SilentBonjwa
Profile Joined April 2012
Germany119 Posts
April 24 2012 14:31 GMT
#1121
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.

"Disliked by some, Loved by a few, Feared by everyone" fnatic.aLive
Figgy
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada1788 Posts
April 24 2012 15:03 GMT
#1122
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.
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Cozzak
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada54 Posts
April 24 2012 15:17 GMT
#1123
I'd think you'd develop more of a 'resistance' or 'immunity' to the pain after a few years of ball kicking. So yeah, I would take the money. I just think that after so much abuse, with the promise of no damage to be done (ie. bruising or anything else), that it would end up being completely worth it.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
April 24 2012 15:20 GMT
#1124
I've been getting kicked in the nuts a few times a day for the last several years, now pay me!
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
YouMake
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States262 Posts
April 24 2012 15:21 GMT
#1125
i would take my 500mill and hire a contract killer. Kill the guy and live happy with my other 499 mil
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but all out of bubble gum! - Duke Nukem!
SilentBonjwa
Profile Joined April 2012
Germany119 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 15:39:07
April 24 2012 15:36 GMT
#1126
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol
"Disliked by some, Loved by a few, Feared by everyone" fnatic.aLive
Mr Showtime
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1353 Posts
April 24 2012 15:44 GMT
#1127
On April 25 2012 00:17 Cozzak wrote:
I'd think you'd develop more of a 'resistance' or 'immunity' to the pain after a few years of ball kicking. So yeah, I would take the money. I just think that after so much abuse, with the promise of no damage to be done (ie. bruising or anything else), that it would end up being completely worth it.


The whole point is that you get the feeling of being kicked in the balls several times per day. You won't get used to it ever. Would you still take the money then?
Emix_Squall
Profile Joined February 2012
France705 Posts
April 24 2012 15:44 GMT
#1128
On April 25 2012 00:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol


Does your brain works the same way?

On topic, I would never accept such a deal, the uncertainty and the constant fear are too much to live with. On the other hand it's pretty obvious that if you get the same treatment every day, you're very likely to develop some kind of resistance to the physical reaction (pain) ... Question is how do you manage the psychological reaction (fear)?
Emix_Squall
Profile Joined February 2012
France705 Posts
April 24 2012 15:45 GMT
#1129
On April 25 2012 00:44 Mr Showtime wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:17 Cozzak wrote:
I'd think you'd develop more of a 'resistance' or 'immunity' to the pain after a few years of ball kicking. So yeah, I would take the money. I just think that after so much abuse, with the promise of no damage to be done (ie. bruising or anything else), that it would end up being completely worth it.


The whole point is that you get the feeling of being kicked in the balls several times per day. You won't get used to it ever. Would you still take the money then?


I don't think we got to 50% YES thinking this way. The whole point is that you get kicked in the ball until the end of your life, nothing's mentioned regarding the pain you feel. Seems logical to me you get used to it with time ...
SilentBonjwa
Profile Joined April 2012
Germany119 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 16:40:05
April 24 2012 16:36 GMT
#1130
On April 25 2012 00:44 Emix_Squall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol


Does your brain works the same way?

On topic, I would never accept such a deal, the uncertainty and the constant fear are too much to live with. On the other hand it's pretty obvious that if you get the same treatment every day, you're very likely to develop some kind of resistance to the physical reaction (pain) ... Question is how do you manage the psychological reaction (fear)?


uhm, thats common sense?

try getting drunk 3 times a day, 365 days and watch what will happen to your brain and heart, liver and other organs, due constant high blood pressure.

i did drink a lot the last couple of years (at least three times a week), recently stopped drinking completely (well at least managed to not drink any alcohol for 2 months now)

no money in the world is worth risking your life, although in this case you are "just" risking impotence, lol.
"Disliked by some, Loved by a few, Feared by everyone" fnatic.aLive
InoyouS2
Profile Joined December 2011
1005 Posts
April 24 2012 18:29 GMT
#1131
On April 25 2012 01:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:44 Emix_Squall wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol


Does your brain works the same way?

On topic, I would never accept such a deal, the uncertainty and the constant fear are too much to live with. On the other hand it's pretty obvious that if you get the same treatment every day, you're very likely to develop some kind of resistance to the physical reaction (pain) ... Question is how do you manage the psychological reaction (fear)?


uhm, thats common sense?

try getting drunk 3 times a day, 365 days and watch what will happen to your brain and heart, liver and other organs, due constant high blood pressure.

i did drink a lot the last couple of years (at least three times a week), recently stopped drinking completely (well at least managed to not drink any alcohol for 2 months now)

no money in the world is worth risking your life, although in this case you are "just" risking impotence, lol.


People should read the question before posting...

On another note; I'm very surprised that it's exactly 50-50, very good question to get that kind of a response.
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solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
April 24 2012 20:18 GMT
#1132
On April 25 2012 03:29 InoyouS2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 01:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:44 Emix_Squall wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol


Does your brain works the same way?

On topic, I would never accept such a deal, the uncertainty and the constant fear are too much to live with. On the other hand it's pretty obvious that if you get the same treatment every day, you're very likely to develop some kind of resistance to the physical reaction (pain) ... Question is how do you manage the psychological reaction (fear)?


uhm, thats common sense?

try getting drunk 3 times a day, 365 days and watch what will happen to your brain and heart, liver and other organs, due constant high blood pressure.

i did drink a lot the last couple of years (at least three times a week), recently stopped drinking completely (well at least managed to not drink any alcohol for 2 months now)

no money in the world is worth risking your life, although in this case you are "just" risking impotence, lol.


People should read the question before posting...

On another note; I'm very surprised that it's exactly 50-50, very good question to get that kind of a response.


To be fair it said permanent damage, if you get kicked in the nuts then the damage might sustain for hours before going away. Who knows? Maybe you're in constant pain.
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
SnowSC2
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States678 Posts
April 24 2012 20:27 GMT
#1133
Can i have them rebuilt? Like million dollar balls? I could make a movie about it.
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
April 24 2012 20:28 GMT
#1134
i was recently kneed in the balls very hard while playing basketball and my right nut hurt for the next 3 days. getting hit like that 3 times a day would pretty much mean constant ball pain. couldnt do it even for infinite money
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
SpaceYeti
Profile Joined June 2010
United States723 Posts
April 24 2012 20:29 GMT
#1135
On April 25 2012 05:18 solidbebe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 03:29 InoyouS2 wrote:
On April 25 2012 01:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:44 Emix_Squall wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:36 SilentBonjwa wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:03 Figgy wrote:
On April 24 2012 23:31 SilentBonjwa wrote:
I think women are more important than money, how to have proper sex with permanent fear of damage or pain in the process?

no way, keep your money, only real nerds without the need for sex would agree on this deal.



You'd have sex in the evening when it's more likely the kicking has been complete. Seems pretty simple to me.


haha, hell no..

i got promised of "no permanent damage will be done". but it lies in the nature of the thing that damage WILL occur, i mean u are free to try it out in the praxis on yourself lol.

after someone kicked 3 times in a day on the weakspot, it will require at least 3 days recovery lol


Does your brain works the same way?

On topic, I would never accept such a deal, the uncertainty and the constant fear are too much to live with. On the other hand it's pretty obvious that if you get the same treatment every day, you're very likely to develop some kind of resistance to the physical reaction (pain) ... Question is how do you manage the psychological reaction (fear)?


uhm, thats common sense?

try getting drunk 3 times a day, 365 days and watch what will happen to your brain and heart, liver and other organs, due constant high blood pressure.

i did drink a lot the last couple of years (at least three times a week), recently stopped drinking completely (well at least managed to not drink any alcohol for 2 months now)

no money in the world is worth risking your life, although in this case you are "just" risking impotence, lol.


People should read the question before posting...

On another note; I'm very surprised that it's exactly 50-50, very good question to get that kind of a response.


To be fair it said permanent damage, if you get kicked in the nuts then the damage might sustain for hours before going away. Who knows? Maybe you're in constant pain.
It says nothing of pain, just damage. I'm guessing that every time the pain is just as poignant as the first time you get kicked.

No thank you.
Behavior is a function of its consequences.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 20:36:10
April 24 2012 20:35 GMT
#1136
No way would I do this.
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Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17421 Posts
April 24 2012 20:36 GMT
#1137
I guess that $500mil would buy me balls of steel
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
April 24 2012 20:41 GMT
#1138
What exactly would you do with 500 000 000 00 that's worth pain for the rest of your life? I can understand people wanting to make sure their kids have it set for the future but other than that it's just nothing that I'd want badly enough to do this.
Banelings are too cute to blow up
krjay
Profile Joined April 2010
United States35 Posts
April 24 2012 20:42 GMT
#1139
Broke the 2347-2347 tie by voting F no. Could not possibly do this.
Rayeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States883 Posts
April 24 2012 21:02 GMT
#1140
The deal breaker here is the randomness of the other 2 kicks. If you could take all the kicks at once or something I might consider it. As the deal stands gotta say no.
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