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imPermanenCe
Profile Joined July 2011
Netherlands595 Posts
April 15 2012 17:17 GMT
#1081
2138 vs 2137
holy shit, this is so even. I voted no, no way I'm gonna be ruining every day like that :< No money can make that good.
Micro at its best is like an elegant dance between two people trying to achieve a similar end.
Brian333
Profile Joined August 2010
657 Posts
April 15 2012 17:19 GMT
#1082


First thing I'd do with my money is hire these guys.
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
April 15 2012 17:23 GMT
#1083
Go to some clinic to save your sperm if you want to have children and then have your balls surgically removed. Or is that in the same area as wearing a cup?
Banelings are too cute to blow up
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
April 15 2012 17:25 GMT
#1084
On April 16 2012 02:23 nihlon wrote:
Go to some clinic to save your sperm if you want to have children and then have your balls surgically removed. Or is that in the same area as wearing a cup?


Probably.

The video above is pretty interesting, though. I think that I would take the offer then hire these guys to train me.
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Andypk
Profile Joined November 2010
Scotland512 Posts
April 15 2012 17:29 GMT
#1085
I never actually thought I would ever see a poll about being kicked in the balls three times a day that's as even as this is.
Even with all that money, I can't see how its possible to live an enjoyable life being kicked in the nuts that much without any warning at random times. Maybe that's just me though
Lazorstrats
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands43 Posts
April 15 2012 17:37 GMT
#1086
I have chronic back pain that I have to live with for free, pain so intense a kick in the groin 3 times a day would sound like a pleasant alternative, let alone getting enough money to do anything I could ever think of doing, makes this deal sound awesome!
It's time to roll the dice. - Mat Cauthon
zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
April 15 2012 17:45 GMT
#1087
awesome thread :D

I wouldn`t do. Sure, you would be rich, but your life would still suck.
keep it deep! @zulison
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
April 15 2012 17:49 GMT
#1088
On April 16 2012 02:25 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2012 02:23 nihlon wrote:
Go to some clinic to save your sperm if you want to have children and then have your balls surgically removed. Or is that in the same area as wearing a cup?


Probably.

The video above is pretty interesting, though. I think that I would take the offer then hire these guys to train me.

Your training is to get kicked in the balls 10times a day. Not that smart :p
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gulati
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2241 Posts
April 15 2012 17:53 GMT
#1089
That video you linked... I am watching it and literally gasping for breathe. I can feel that pain.
C r u m b l i n g
Fusa
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada148 Posts
April 15 2012 20:29 GMT
#1090
Is this before or after you have had children, and if you have had children are they still eligible
xRivoNx
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany29 Posts
April 15 2012 20:35 GMT
#1091
i would totally do that. i got kicked in the balls once and it was not as painful as most people think.
so yea, gimme the money and take my balls mister
geNisSC2
Profile Joined September 2011
Germany18 Posts
April 15 2012 20:37 GMT
#1092
uuhm i think it's not worth the money but ... maybe you would get used to it? OR EVEN IMMUNE?? then i would totally do it.
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solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 20:44:24
April 15 2012 20:43 GMT
#1093
I don't think the training your balls or removing them should be part of this.

The question doesn't specify whether you have to FEEL the same pain 3 times a day for the rest of your life. I do think that's what's meant as theoretical situation. Would I take the money to feel the pain of getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day for the rest of my life? Definite no.
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
Mackin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland181 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 21:07:54
April 15 2012 21:00 GMT
#1094
On April 15 2012 22:43 Greenei wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 21:52 Mackin wrote:
Anyone who says they couldn't do it is greedy in my opinion.

Realistically with that much money I could tranform my family members' lives for a few millions forever and then I could give the rest to charity. I totally think that if someone were to give me 500 million in exchange for even my instant death I would accept simply for the fact I know I would have saved lives and changed peoples lives for the better. I would not be all for giving millions to my family so they can live lavish lifestyles rather than pay their morgages and possibly buy them a new car and pay for their kids college.

3x kick in the balls isn't so bad for that amount of money IMO and I hope people see where Im coming from.. I accept its painful but many people in this thread are only thinking of what happens when theyve bought all the mansions women and not thinking of others too much I actually think the poll must be people who troll to be 50/50 lol


And I think that everyone who voted yes should let himself be kicked in the balls once to see what a bad decision he would make...

I have eight older brothers. Ive experienced this probably a hundred times and I can safely say the pain is a distant memory in the long term. I could just die the day I get the money and I would be happy knowing I have made a huge difference to so many people's lives. **I would donate it all**

On April 15 2012 23:05 Gajarell wrote:
Wouldn't do it.

Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 21:52 Mackin wrote:
Anyone who says they couldn't do it is greedy in my opinion.

Realistically with that much money I could tranform my family members' lives for a few millions forever and then I could give the rest to charity. I totally think that if someone were to give me 500 million in exchange for even my instant death I would accept simply for the fact I know I would have saved lives and changed peoples lives for the better. I would not be all for giving millions to my family so they can live lavish lifestyles rather than pay their morgages and possibly buy them a new car and pay for their kids college.

3x kick in the balls isn't so bad for that amount of money IMO and I hope people see where Im coming from.. I accept its painful but many people in this thread are only thinking of what happens when theyve bought all the mansions women and not thinking of others too much I actually think the poll must be people who troll to be 50/50 lol


How about 30x kicks a day and 5.000.000.000 €, 300x and 50 billion?

Where is your limit? :p

Would do 24 hours of kicking and torture every day for the rest of my life for 100 million. I would kill myself and leave the money mostly to my family and charity. I value my life at 100 million - thats my limit.
Serenity
Laluglu
Profile Joined April 2012
3 Posts
April 23 2012 21:31 GMT
#1095
I like the idea of the money, I get booted ine the balls five times a day at least by my wife.

She's a moody little firecracker and I hit the floor alot clutching my balls.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 23 2012 21:33 GMT
#1096
On April 16 2012 05:43 solidbebe wrote:
I don't think the training your balls or removing them should be part of this.

The question doesn't specify whether you have to FEEL the same pain 3 times a day for the rest of your life. I do think that's what's meant as theoretical situation. Would I take the money to feel the pain of getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day for the rest of my life? Definite no.

no matter what your sense of pain will dull the more you feel it

i cant believe people said no to such a huge amount of money
eParadox
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada132 Posts
April 24 2012 01:12 GMT
#1097
Even with 500 million dollars, how am I going to enjoy the wealth if I am worried about when the next time I get sacked will be?
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Chunhyang
Profile Joined December 2011
Bangladesh1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-24 02:09:27
April 24 2012 02:07 GMT
#1098
It's the anticipation more than anything that's hard. If there were three SCHEDULED kicks, then certainly there would be no problem. I said yes anyway. Money is hard.

Considering that I already subject myself to an asshole boss, sit in an office chair all day, endangering my mental and physical health in the process as well as straining my personal relationships, all this for money and future comfort... 3 kicks in the nuts per day is EASY.
If you could reason with haters, there would be no haters. YGTMYFT
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
April 24 2012 02:19 GMT
#1099
On April 24 2012 06:31 Laluglu wrote:
I like the idea of the money, I get booted ine the balls five times a day at least by my wife.

She's a moody little firecracker and I hit the floor alot clutching my balls.


You guys should consider couples counseling.
Ksquared
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1748 Posts
April 24 2012 02:21 GMT
#1100
Worth it.
eSports for life.
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