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LoLAdriankat
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4307 Posts
April 15 2012 06:37 GMT
#1041
On April 15 2012 14:11 Symbiote wrote:
Give all my money to family/friends... End life..Be reincarnated......Rich old Family + new life = gg

Honestly if the kicker is invisible that's the worst, not only do you deal with the constant agony of sore testicles, you are haunted by a nut kicking ghost. f that deal

Lol yeah, that was what I was thinking. I'd donate a good chunk of the money to various charities, but what if I got kicked during my Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech? So embarassing!
bellsNkeys
Profile Joined November 2011
United States52 Posts
April 15 2012 06:50 GMT
#1042
OMG this is the most even poll ive ever seen hahaha
ClanRH.TV
Profile Joined July 2010
United States462 Posts
April 15 2012 07:01 GMT
#1043
Yea this poll is quite even holy shiz.....Honestly for 9000$ a kick, that would be fine....You would be in pain for roughly 3 OWWWurs a day (I had to do it) and the rest of the time would be great. Also, as someone had mentioned, you would in fact eventually get used to it.
"Don't take life too seriously because you'll never get out alive."
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
April 15 2012 07:38 GMT
#1044
Hold on. What if you're walking down a long set of stairs and are kicked in the balls? This wouldn't permanently damage your balls, per se, but it could end your life and/or hospitalize you for a long, long, time.
☺
Furlisht
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium177 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 10:55:31
April 15 2012 10:54 GMT
#1045
Well, i get the money, then train my balls like this
jmbthirteen
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States10734 Posts
April 15 2012 11:08 GMT
#1046
On April 15 2012 16:38 Release wrote:
Hold on. What if you're walking down a long set of stairs and are kicked in the balls? This wouldn't permanently damage your balls, per se, but it could end your life and/or hospitalize you for a long, long, time.

fuck that, you got money son, you bring the hospital to your kick ass house and the best doctors in the world who get you back on your feet ASAP. seriously, chillin in your baller mansion for awhile wouldn't be that bad.
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Velocirapture
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States983 Posts
April 15 2012 11:23 GMT
#1047
When it says you are awoken with a kick, is it after 8 hours or do I never get to sleep more than 3 hours in a row again? Is the kick so hard that it essentially gives me a chronic pain condition? Am I allowed to medicate myself or undergo procedures which limit the impact of the kicks?

It all comes down to how malicious the kicks are. If they are truly random then you have good days and bad days which we can all live with. If they are used as a tool to destroy your physical and psychological health then its not worth it.
SeaSwift
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Scotland4486 Posts
April 15 2012 11:28 GMT
#1048
On April 15 2012 20:08 jmbthirteen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 16:38 Release wrote:
Hold on. What if you're walking down a long set of stairs and are kicked in the balls? This wouldn't permanently damage your balls, per se, but it could end your life and/or hospitalize you for a long, long, time.

fuck that, you got money son, you bring the hospital to your kick ass house and the best doctors in the world who get you back on your feet ASAP. seriously, chillin in your baller mansion for awhile wouldn't be that bad.


Just replace all your stairs with elevators or escalators.
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
April 15 2012 11:31 GMT
#1049
On April 15 2012 19:54 Furlisht wrote:
Well, i get the money, then train my balls like this

why did i watch that why did i watch that why did i watch that why did i watch that
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FallDownMarigold
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3710 Posts
April 15 2012 11:32 GMT
#1050
I'd just use some of that outrageously huge sum of money to have my pain sensory neurons removed from my balls. It might cost a lot to figure out which wires to cut, but hey, it could be done. With a successful procedure like that I'd be enjoying the rest of my cash and wouldn't even mind being kicked in the balls. Of course if it failed I might be lookin at ED so there's that.... tuff choice all in all, i can see why the poll's dead even
Roachu
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden692 Posts
April 15 2012 11:33 GMT
#1051
I guess the main point is you experience deep physical pain a few times every day for the rest of your life in return for material riches. I can't see any sane human being accepting this and not immediately regretting it.
Don't be asshats
Greenei
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1754 Posts
April 15 2012 11:38 GMT
#1052
On April 14 2012 16:14 tdt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 14:53 Greenei wrote:
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


No. The marginal usefulness of 9000$ is falling in the amount of money you have. Say you have 1.000.000 $ would you still let yourself be kicked in the balls for 9k? No.

It's called marginal utility in economics. And yes your are correct after you had enough to live on getting kicked in the nuts for $9000 would lose appeal, after a few mill you wouldnt do it for 1000000 a kick

But I think this is an all or nothing deal.


Yeah, I'm studying economics myself (partly). Just wanted to show, that Hotbit's reasoning was bs.
IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
April 15 2012 11:46 GMT
#1053
Is this poll rigged?
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Abort Retry Fail
Profile Joined December 2011
2636 Posts
April 15 2012 11:46 GMT
#1054
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.


Your balls will never be permanently damaged.


discuss.


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Poll: Get kicked?
(Vote): Yes!!!
(Vote): NO WEI!!!!!


LOL SRSLY? I've ignored this thread for the last few days it was here in the general, I didn't know it was a classic!
What a tough choice! LOL.
BSOD
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
April 15 2012 11:48 GMT
#1055
i just voted on the one that was losing to keep it close to even
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Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
April 15 2012 12:05 GMT
#1056
Are you fucking insane?

Why would money make this different?

You couldn't possibly make use of the money if you're sitting in pain for hours and hours each day of your LIFE.
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 12:06:17
April 15 2012 12:05 GMT
#1057
Free money for being born a girl? Fuck yes, I accept. :D
Probes are sooo OP
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
April 15 2012 12:13 GMT
#1058
On April 15 2012 20:46 RogerX wrote:
Is this poll rigged?


Try it Does not look rigged to me, my vote was added and balance was broken.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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doktorLucifer
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States855 Posts
April 15 2012 12:14 GMT
#1059
I'm pretty sure some Shaolin monks train in Iron Crotch techniques.

So yea just do that and you're golden.
Mackin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland181 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 13:00:22
April 15 2012 12:52 GMT
#1060
Anyone who says they couldn't do it is greedy in my opinion.

Realistically with that much money I could tranform my family members' lives for a few millions forever and then I could give the rest to charity. I totally think that if someone were to give me 500 million in exchange for even my instant death I would accept simply for the fact I know I would have saved lives and changed peoples lives for the better. I would not be all for giving millions to my family so they can live lavish lifestyles rather than pay their morgages and possibly buy them a new car and pay for their kids college.

3x kick in the balls isn't so bad for that amount of money IMO and I hope people see where Im coming from.. I accept its painful but many people in this thread are only thinking of what happens when theyve bought all the mansions women and not thinking of others too much I actually think the poll must be people who troll to be 50/50 lol
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