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icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
April 26 2012 07:47 GMT
#1161
to the guys who said they'll get surgery

think about this. you're in the middle of surgery and the surgeon is slicing your little marbles or whatever the surgeon does and BAM!
kick in the balls
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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
April 26 2012 07:54 GMT
#1162
On April 26 2012 16:47 icystorage wrote:
to the guys who said they'll get surgery

think about this. you're in the middle of surgery and the surgeon is slicing your little marbles or whatever the surgeon does and BAM!
kick in the balls


LOL OH GOD That's funny.
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nalgene
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada2153 Posts
April 26 2012 07:55 GMT
#1163
On April 26 2012 05:18 Lord Zeya wrote:
So I said I'd take it, because there's a bunch of ways you can get around this.

1: Sex change- girls don't get hurt by getting kicked in the groin nearly as much as boys do.
2: Hire a spy to find out where this invisible prick is coming from, maybe you can get rid of him.
3: Device that injects morphine/other painkillers as soon as it notices the spike in sensation.

Also, people who are afraid of dying while driving, remember that you can hire a driver with your bottomless well of money.

EDIT: Epic 50/50 split on the polls

On April 25 2012 08:05 Aveng3r wrote:
if the money could be spent on getting rid of the guy who was kicking me, sign me up


The invisible force cannot be seen by anyone... ( in the OP )
Year 2500 Greater Israel ( Bahrain, Cyprus, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Gaza Strip, West Bank, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Yemen )
Kar98
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia924 Posts
April 26 2012 07:58 GMT
#1164
Maybe I should bump a year old thread with a cough too. Apparently i'll only get a warning, not bad
Ryuu314
Profile Joined October 2009
United States12679 Posts
April 26 2012 07:59 GMT
#1165
On April 26 2012 16:58 Kar98 wrote:
Maybe I should bump a year old thread with a cough too. Apparently i'll only get a warning, not bad

he only got a warning cause it's intothewow and it was his thread
oldgregg
Profile Joined February 2011
New Zealand1176 Posts
April 26 2012 09:36 GMT
#1166
if there's no permanent damage then fuck yeah! that much money could buy you any amount of painkillers, plus you'd get used to the pain and your balls would turn to iron or something
Calculatedly addicted to Substance D for profit by drug terrorists
Synapze
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada563 Posts
April 26 2012 09:43 GMT
#1167
I would just have my balls surgically removed. Really they aren't even necessary unless you're set on reproducing your own genetic offspring. Fuck that, I'll adopt.
Yuri Victoria LMJ ~♥
Mr Showtime
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1353 Posts
April 26 2012 17:07 GMT
#1168
On April 25 2012 00:45 Emix_Squall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2012 00:44 Mr Showtime wrote:
On April 25 2012 00:17 Cozzak wrote:
I'd think you'd develop more of a 'resistance' or 'immunity' to the pain after a few years of ball kicking. So yeah, I would take the money. I just think that after so much abuse, with the promise of no damage to be done (ie. bruising or anything else), that it would end up being completely worth it.


The whole point is that you get the feeling of being kicked in the balls several times per day. You won't get used to it ever. Would you still take the money then?


I don't think we got to 50% YES thinking this way. The whole point is that you get kicked in the ball until the end of your life, nothing's mentioned regarding the pain you feel. Seems logical to me you get used to it with time ...


Of course that's what would happen in real life. You would get used to it. But there is nobody out there offering hundreds of millions in exchange for ball kicks. Finding loopholes in hypothetical situations is kinda silly and defeats the purpose. It's not going to actually happen.
StyLeD
Profile Joined January 2011
United States2965 Posts
April 26 2012 17:24 GMT
#1169
Are you guys so inadequately adept for this world that you need this alternative? Live a happy, middle-to-high income life without the worry of getting nailed twice a day, I say.
"Even gophers love Starcraft" - Tasteless. || Davichi | IU <3
BLAST_Indy_663
Profile Joined January 2012
Poland9 Posts
April 26 2012 17:27 GMT
#1170
if none can see this person i'd buy a gun with my money and kill him

profit
Everything is possible. Just do it.
Darkfirex5
Profile Joined May 2012
United States67 Posts
May 03 2012 03:16 GMT
#1171
No, because money can never buy back the manliness those 3 times, a day, everyday... forever. Also if you get kicked in the balls at random times, it would be inconvient if you are in the public talking etc, then bam random kick in the balls. Then your on the ground holding onto your nuts.
Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
May 03 2012 03:27 GMT
#1172
ur life will suck mega ass this way.....
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
May 03 2012 03:35 GMT
#1173
I'd take this deal on my death bed and give the money to all the people I love and I'll get kicked in the balls only a few times before I die.
Gankfest
Profile Joined May 2012
United States2 Posts
May 03 2012 03:37 GMT
#1174
Gonna have to pass...
Keeping it Real
BearStorm
Profile Joined September 2010
United States795 Posts
May 03 2012 03:43 GMT
#1175
I would do it if there was a claus that said I wouldn't be kicked at a point where I might die or get severely injured such as while I am standing next to a cliff. There can never be permanent damage!
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
May 03 2012 03:45 GMT
#1176
Let me train my balls via art of the Shaolin conditioning, then we have an agreement. But then it contradicts their principles, haha.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
May 03 2012 04:07 GMT
#1177
On May 03 2012 12:45 Disregard wrote:
Let me train my balls via art of the Shaolin conditioning, then we have an agreement. But then it contradicts their principles, haha.

The f*k did I just read.
Ghyslyn
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada130 Posts
May 03 2012 04:33 GMT
#1178
On May 03 2012 13:07 sorrowptoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2012 12:45 Disregard wrote:
Let me train my balls via art of the Shaolin conditioning, then we have an agreement. But then it contradicts their principles, haha.

The f*k did I just read.



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slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-03 04:42:00
May 03 2012 04:41 GMT
#1179
On May 03 2012 13:33 Ghyslyn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2012 13:07 sorrowptoss wrote:
On May 03 2012 12:45 Disregard wrote:
Let me train my balls via art of the Shaolin conditioning, then we have an agreement. But then it contradicts their principles, haha.

The f*k did I just read.



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makedajuiceboxwhet
Profile Joined April 2011
United States28 Posts
May 03 2012 04:58 GMT
#1180
Like I would be coherent enough to even feel a ball kick after a $500m check.
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