EPTNo amount of money is worth that, every day, several times.
$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 61
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Nekovivie
United Kingdom2599 Posts
No amount of money is worth that, every day, several times. | ||
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Hittomogasin
Finland80 Posts
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kingsleigh
United States32 Posts
On May 10 2012 17:24 Latty wrote: pfff i would take the money. a kick in the balls is painful, no doubt. BUT .. it doesnt last longer then ~ 15 minutes ( from my experience of getting a painful hit in the balls) so .. with enough money to buy weed and booze and hookers and everything i could take this for the rest of my life  Just a note: There will come a time where you get kicked in the balls while banging your hooker. | ||
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Mallidon
Scotland557 Posts
Man up folks, it would be sodding well worth it xD | ||
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De4ngus
United States6533 Posts
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arkcheg
Kazakhstan5 Posts
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Rokit5
236 Posts
On May 10 2012 17:44 Hittomogasin wrote: The amount of painkillers you can buy with 500 mil should just about cower it... You realize painkillers are unheathly and will cause addiction. Painkillers are also very unhealthy for your kidney. Gogo balls!! | ||
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Pamposek
Czech Republic56 Posts
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Ckalvin
Australia150 Posts
take the money, give a portion to family/friends and people who've done right by you, give the rest to worthwhile charities proceed to use a small portion of the money to buy a koenigsegg and drive it backwards off a cliff on fire. EPIC DEATH, MONEY FOR ALL, NO BALL KICKING. | ||
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solidbebe
Netherlands4921 Posts
On May 09 2012 21:59 Yoduh wrote: Even the richest people in the world when faced with a hugely negative life event like a terminal illness or chronic health problem would gladly give all their money away for a happier healthier life. That's going to be all of you when every night you go to bed afraid, knowing the next thing you're going to feel is a hard kick to the balls. 90% of you will develop insomnia. The other 2 random kicks throughout the day are going to keep you from ever going out in public for most of the day. You won't want to be out with friends, or standing in a checkout line, or at a family dinner when a kick to the balls strikes. And I assume these kicks reset at midnight, so if the 2nd kick happens at 9 or 10pm, thats only 2-3 hours to do everything outside that you want to do. Most of us have experienced some sort of chronic pain before. Maybe just an injured tendon or joint in the finger that at first isn't too bad, but after days or weeks of the pain it becomes near unbearable. And who hasn't been sick and had a stuffy nose or ears for a week and when finally feeling better gotten that "wow" feeling of having taken for granted just how awesome it is to have non-stuffy fully functional nose/ears. But chronic pain/discomfort from an injured finger or getting the flu is nowhere near the level of pain you'll feel from CHRONIC BALL KICKING. Half of you would go crazy after a few years, the rest would probably commit suicide. "Millionaire sufferer of chronic ball kicking ends his own life, News at 11". What a sad, sad report that will be. Good posts like this always get ignored and people just continue to say they'll take the money gladly. Honestly I firmly believe that nearly all of you who take the money will go crazy and commit suicide at some point. | ||
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Denzil
United Kingdom4193 Posts
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Vivax
21972 Posts
Nah, i won't take the money. | ||
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
On May 09 2012 21:59 Yoduh wrote: Even the richest people in the world when faced with a hugely negative life event like a terminal illness or chronic health problem would gladly give all their money away for a happier healthier life. That's going to be all of you when every night you go to bed afraid, knowing the next thing you're going to feel is a hard kick to the balls. 90% of you will develop insomnia. The other 2 random kicks throughout the day are going to keep you from ever going out in public for most of the day. You won't want to be out with friends, or standing in a checkout line, or at a family dinner when a kick to the balls strikes. And I assume these kicks reset at midnight, so if the 2nd kick happens at 9 or 10pm, thats only 2-3 hours to do everything outside that you want to do. Most of us have experienced some sort of chronic pain before. Maybe just an injured tendon or joint in the finger that at first isn't too bad, but after days or weeks of the pain it becomes near unbearable. And who hasn't been sick and had a stuffy nose or ears for a week and when finally feeling better gotten that "wow" feeling of having taken for granted just how awesome it is to have non-stuffy fully functional nose/ears. But chronic pain/discomfort from an injured finger or getting the flu is nowhere near the level of pain you'll feel from CHRONIC BALL KICKING. Half of you would go crazy after a few years, the rest would probably commit suicide. "Millionaire sufferer of chronic ball kicking ends his own life, News at 11". What a sad, sad report that will be. Exactly, Happiness > Money I'd rather be poor and happy then rich and miserable. Though I will most likely just find a middle ground haha | ||
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solidbebe
Netherlands4921 Posts
On May 11 2012 06:42 travis wrote: for 500 million dollars i would have my balls removed The wound after surgery would never heal. | ||
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Nyarly
France1030 Posts
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IronManSC
United States2119 Posts
I could never live happy. Knowing i'm going to wake up with a kick to my nuts every morning is terribad. And even if they would never be permanently damaged, they'll be bruised or sore, which makes it worse. | ||
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Omri
Israel638 Posts
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Funguuuuu
United States198 Posts
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OutlaW-
Czech Republic5053 Posts
Still not sure how I would decide, as you would have to be able to deal with the fact that you can get kicked every second. | ||
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