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The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
December 14 2013 04:22 GMT
#1261
Easy, permanently damage your nuts before you take the deal to feel no pain.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
December 14 2013 04:47 GMT
#1262
Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 14 2013 04:52 GMT
#1263
And a timeless classic returns to the front page.

As for the issue at hand, money is cheap, but your balls are forever.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Chewbacca.
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3634 Posts
December 14 2013 04:57 GMT
#1264
On December 14 2013 13:47 Pangpootata wrote:
Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it.


On December 14 2013 13:22 The_Australian wrote:
Easy, permanently damage your nuts before you take the deal to feel no pain.


Both taking the cheaters way out and not playing the game properly
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
December 14 2013 05:02 GMT
#1265
Neither are cheating, they didn't read the rules. Thus, they suck.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43203 Posts
December 14 2013 05:03 GMT
#1266
It occurs to me that you're not actually making anything of value here, you're just receiving a colossal amount of money from the void. This means that you've essentially just stolen a little money from everyone using that currency through their lowered buying power when put into competition with your vast funds. You'd be nothing but a gloried thief with sore balls. Can you receive it in minerals (precious metals, oil, gas etc) instead of just money?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
December 14 2013 05:09 GMT
#1267
well after a few years of it every day you might grow to enjoy it, I hear some people do.
"Right on" - Morrow
AxiomBlurr
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
786 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 05:12:20
December 14 2013 05:10 GMT
#1268
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls


now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day




also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca


yeah I see your point....but you have to call a hooker...or visit a venue to get one,,,or even if you had one at ur house 24/7 u wld have to speak to her.....

Jerkn it isn't about gettn ur rocks off sometimes...sometimes its jus about the moment - you know that moment...

you're in the bathroom washing ur hands and suddenly u think u know what.....ima i jerk it....you're flying to visit a mate in another state and u go to the bathroom on the plane and u think ...u know what,,,ima jerk it....you're at the drive through waiting to get ya burger and u think you know what ...ima jerk it....you're smash face drunk walking home and u fall into your neighbour's flower garden and you think...you know what..ima jerk it... you're midday stoned sideways at a girl's house you got the hots for and feeling like u need to pee every 5 minutes and you think....

no amount of $$ or women or men if that is ur thing could ever rob a dude of that...
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
December 14 2013 05:19 GMT
#1269
1.Take a training with Shaolin monks.
2.Take the 500B$
ॐ
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
December 14 2013 05:22 GMT
#1270
I think it depends on when you can be kicked, for example not while doing something dangerous that could get you killed or getting laid

both of those would be super no bueno
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
December 14 2013 05:29 GMT
#1271
Not worth it. If someone like a muay thai fighter kicked you as hard as he could in the balls, you'd probably be crippled in pain for like an hour. Such a large % of the day would just be in immense pain it wouldn't be worth it.
GtC
Profile Joined August 2013
United States546 Posts
December 14 2013 05:34 GMT
#1272
Since this happens every day, what are the chances that you'll get nailed three times in a row at least once in your lifetime?
The Turtle Moves
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
December 14 2013 06:21 GMT
#1273
Half of the men would be ok to trade their balls for some paper. scary
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 14 2013 06:44 GMT
#1274
On December 14 2013 14:29 Najda wrote:
Not worth it. If someone like a muay thai fighter kicked you as hard as he could in the balls, you'd probably be crippled in pain for like an hour. Such a large % of the day would just be in immense pain it wouldn't be worth it.


Money is power. You must put yourself through much pain for the power. The powerrrr.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
December 14 2013 07:31 GMT
#1275
So much ball pain and anxiety surrounding when the kick is coming probably means no sex life.
So no seems pointless to get so much money but no women with it.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
fried_rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
198 Posts
December 14 2013 07:54 GMT
#1276
On December 14 2013 12:52 Chairman Ray wrote:
I think we need to continue this important discussion. We also need to add a female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls to get some perspective from the other sex.


I think the equivalent would be the TIT-PUNCH. I've accidentaly punched my ex-gf in the tits a few times and everytime she cried and said the pain is horrible, I'd imagine its the female equivalent of a kick to the balls.
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 08:04:08
December 14 2013 08:02 GMT
#1277
Sort of off topic, but I would like to link this here.

Death by Crushed Testicles

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Directly translating a Chinese newspaper I read regarding this incident, people can normally withstand 45 units of pain (whatever that is). When a woman gives birth, it's about 57 units of pain (or feels like breaking 20 bones). When a guy gets his balls crushed, it's about 9000 units of pain (or having 160 babies at once, or breaking 3200 bones).
靈魂交響曲
Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
December 14 2013 08:02 GMT
#1278
As someone who actually lives with physical pain all the time, sure why not, suffering that actually have a purpose is few and far between (promoting the "nobility of poverty" or romanticizing about one's miserable condition doesn't count). You could feed the fucking African continent for a year with that money.
"If you're not living in the US or are a US Citizen, please do not tell us how to vote or how you want our country to be governed." - Serpest, American Hero
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
December 14 2013 08:06 GMT
#1279
On December 14 2013 13:47 Pangpootata wrote:
Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it.


Yeah...it's a sensitive area no matter what sex you are. Shit-ton of nerve endings down there, and quite a few possibilities of permanent injury as well.

So congrats, not only do you have self-inflicted Gender Identity Disorder, you're still in crippling agony three times a day.
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
December 14 2013 08:13 GMT
#1280
On December 14 2013 17:02 Caihead wrote:
As someone who actually lives with physical pain all the time, sure why not, suffering that actually have a purpose is few and far between (promoting the "nobility of poverty" or romanticizing about one's miserable condition doesn't count). You could feed the fucking African continent for a year with that money.


This obviously demands some further explanation.
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