EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 64
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The_Australian
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Pangpootata
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
As for the issue at hand, money is cheap, but your balls are forever. | ||
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Chewbacca.
United States3634 Posts
On December 14 2013 13:47 Pangpootata wrote: Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it. On December 14 2013 13:22 The_Australian wrote: Easy, permanently damage your nuts before you take the deal to feel no pain. Both taking the cheaters way out and not playing the game properly  | ||
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
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KwarK
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JacobShock
Denmark2485 Posts
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AxiomBlurr
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On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote: now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca yeah I see your point....but you have to call a hooker...or visit a venue to get one,,,or even if you had one at ur house 24/7 u wld have to speak to her..... Jerkn it isn't about gettn ur rocks off sometimes...sometimes its jus about the moment - you know that moment... you're in the bathroom washing ur hands and suddenly u think u know what.....ima i jerk it....you're flying to visit a mate in another state and u go to the bathroom on the plane and u think ...u know what,,,ima jerk it....you're at the drive through waiting to get ya burger and u think you know what ...ima jerk it....you're smash face drunk walking home and u fall into your neighbour's flower garden and you think...you know what..ima jerk it... you're midday stoned sideways at a girl's house you got the hots for and feeling like u need to pee every 5 minutes and you think.... no amount of $$ or women or men if that is ur thing could ever rob a dude of that... | ||
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
2.Take the 500B$ | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
both of those would be super no bueno | ||
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Najda
United States3765 Posts
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GtC
United States546 Posts
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On December 14 2013 14:29 Najda wrote: Not worth it. If someone like a muay thai fighter kicked you as hard as he could in the balls, you'd probably be crippled in pain for like an hour. Such a large % of the day would just be in immense pain it wouldn't be worth it. Money is power. You must put yourself through much pain for the power. The powerrrr. | ||
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rezoacken
Canada2719 Posts
So no seems pointless to get so much money but no women with it. | ||
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fried_rice
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On December 14 2013 12:52 Chairman Ray wrote: I think we need to continue this important discussion. We also need to add a female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls to get some perspective from the other sex. I think the equivalent would be the TIT-PUNCH. I've accidentaly punched my ex-gf in the tits a few times and everytime she cried and said the pain is horrible, I'd imagine its the female equivalent of a kick to the balls. | ||
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Fishball
Canada4788 Posts
Death by Crushed Testicles ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/0Dc1Eqv.jpg?1) Directly translating a Chinese newspaper I read regarding this incident, people can normally withstand 45 units of pain (whatever that is). When a woman gives birth, it's about 57 units of pain (or feels like breaking 20 bones). When a guy gets his balls crushed, it's about 9000 units of pain (or having 160 babies at once, or breaking 3200 bones). | ||
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Caihead
Canada8550 Posts
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WolfintheSheep
Canada14127 Posts
On December 14 2013 13:47 Pangpootata wrote: Actually, just take the money and go for a sex-change operation. Totally worth it. Yeah...it's a sensitive area no matter what sex you are. Shit-ton of nerve endings down there, and quite a few possibilities of permanent injury as well. So congrats, not only do you have self-inflicted Gender Identity Disorder, you're still in crippling agony three times a day. | ||
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Myrkskog
Canada481 Posts
On December 14 2013 17:02 Caihead wrote: As someone who actually lives with physical pain all the time, sure why not, suffering that actually have a purpose is few and far between (promoting the "nobility of poverty" or romanticizing about one's miserable condition doesn't count). You could feed the fucking African continent for a year with that money. This obviously demands some further explanation. | ||
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