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Blitzer
Profile Joined April 2004
Australia243 Posts
October 22 2007 00:14 GMT
#41
It's the kind of offer you encourage your 'best friend' to take, rather than take yourself!
Mess with the best, die like the rest!
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
October 22 2007 00:18 GMT
#42
I don't think so.

Getting kicked in the balls 3 times a day is NOT enjoyable. Screw the money.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
October 22 2007 00:19 GMT
#43
ya except 9000 for people now is of a lot more value than 9000 on 5000000000000000000-9000
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 22 2007 00:21 GMT
#44
No permanent damage? Tempting offer
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
October 22 2007 00:22 GMT
#45
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls


now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day




also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca



what if the last kick doesnt come until 11:59pm...you'll live in constant fear.
J_J777
Profile Joined August 2007
United States22 Posts
October 22 2007 00:24 GMT
#46
I'd have my friend take it then have him share the money with me =)
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
October 22 2007 00:28 GMT
#47
no way in hell would I do that;(

Unless there was some obscure scenario where I might find a cause I deem worthy enough to donate the money to and be willing to take the constant pain for. but yea
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 22 2007 00:29 GMT
#48
I added a poll lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 22 2007 00:36 GMT
#49
what if it's 3 quick kicks? ez day then.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 22 2007 00:36 GMT
#50
3 quick ones at 12:01 am
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
October 22 2007 00:36 GMT
#51
id just pay the guy not to kick me in the balls. ;D so yes id get kicked!
:-)
Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
October 22 2007 00:36 GMT
#52
1/3 the money and I get kicked on the balls only when I wake up.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
October 22 2007 00:36 GMT
#53
i can take it
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
October 22 2007 00:37 GMT
#54
I'd rather not have random points in the day. Like, what if you're out for a jog, or at a star-studded performance, or giving a speech on national TV (You'll be speaking on national tv, you're freakin' rich) and all of a sudden you fall on the ground because some invisible douchebag kicks you in the balls?

NO WEI. I can live much comfortably without.

Once a week maybe.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
boghat
Profile Joined January 2007
United States2109 Posts
October 22 2007 00:40 GMT
#55
I think after the first month at most you'll just get used to it and it won't be a big deal at all. I'd definitely take it. You could probably trick yourself into even liking the pain if you want.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 00:52:30
October 22 2007 00:40 GMT
#56
So If you can't wear a cup or any protection, can I just wear 2-3 pairs of pants and boxers? Can I hold my hand on my cock all day? Cmon we need specifics.


..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Dariush
Profile Joined April 2007
Romania330 Posts
October 22 2007 00:42 GMT
#57
ofc i would take it , you get immunity after a while.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
October 22 2007 00:45 GMT
#58
Maybe if there were some stipulations such as no kicking while asleep (or a set time period... say, midnight to 8 am) and while in the bathroom, but otherwise no.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
October 22 2007 00:47 GMT
#59
yes
use a couple million to change gender and we're done here
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 22 2007 00:48 GMT
#60
On October 22 2007 09:47 Pressure wrote:
yes
use a couple million to change gender and we're done here
hahaha
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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