EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 49
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DemonDeacon
United States158 Posts
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Zambrah
United States7393 Posts
Sooner or later my testicles would evolve some sort of thorny carapace to protect from the constant ballbusting. At least I'll be dulled to any pain from such constant nut kickery... | ||
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Thienan567
United States670 Posts
Yeah, once I learn that I'll gladly take the 500 mill.  | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
On April 14 2012 08:54 itkovian wrote: No thanks. I wouldn't want to live my life in constant paranoia. In the middle of an important speech? Kicked in the balls. Hugging your grandma? Kicked in the balls. Driving your car? Kicked in the balls. About to blow your load? Kicked in the balls. Going up for a layup in a bball game? Kicked in the balls. Girlfriend breaks up with you? Kicked in the balls. Running from the police? Kicked in the balls. Holding off a cannon rush? Kicked in the balls. There'd be many points in the day where in the back of your mind you'd be thinking to yourself "man this would be the worst time to be kicked in the balls" and you would start sweating in anxiety as your balls grew sore instinctively. There would be a lot of moments also where it seems like it would be really dangerous. Imagine you were crossing the road, and you notice a car veering down on you. You could scoot out of the way easily, but then you're kicked in the balls and you fall to the ground. Maybe you're riding your bike, and then you are kicked in the balls (somehow... OP said it could happen whenever!) so then you lose control of your bike and run into a wall. Doing bench press, you get kicked in the balls and lose control of the bar. You would have to alter the way you live drastically to prepare for the fact that you could be kicked in the balls at any moment. Physical activity would become dangerous because any kind of jumping, running, lifting could take a turn for the worst and you could easily injure yourself. The 500 million is supposed to make you happy, but its gonna be hard to stay happy when you are taking a shot to the nuts so often. Actually, you don't wake up really happy. Remember, you wake up every morning with a kick in the balls. This post cracked me up so badly, pure gold, ROFLMAO. | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37062 Posts
THE TL POLLS USED TO LOOK SIIIIIICCCCKKK!!! | ||
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amazingxkcd
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
I got balls of steel, steel, steel. | ||
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Chocobo
United States1108 Posts
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NotYetAWoman
Norway49 Posts
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ZidaneTribal
United States2800 Posts
On April 14 2012 11:58 NotYetAWoman wrote: No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked. have u been kicked in the balls hard before? just wondering cuz ur username seem fitting | ||
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Ciryandor
United States3735 Posts
On April 14 2012 12:08 ZidaneTribal wrote: have u been kicked in the balls hard before? just wondering cuz ur username seem fitting And your username is even more fitting, given that we're talking about kicking balls. | ||
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terranu1
Romania53 Posts
 If it depends on first I would gladly take the money and take like 5 years to do a training in one of those shaolin temples while my money grows in a bank orinvestition of sort. | ||
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
On April 14 2012 08:09 XiGua wrote: You just get kicked in the balls and you CAN'T stop it. This person has super natural powers, some call him balls-man but I'd rather call him kick-man. There is nothing you can do... You will get KICKED in the BALLS 3 times a day and the pain will always be as excruciating as the first time he will be seen though, it will break the cycle and the mass relays (NO MATTER WHAT) will blow up because the star child says so and all 16 endings are exactly the same with exception of about 5% of... wait sorry got side tracked... | ||
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MrMcIntosh
Australia91 Posts
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Protossrush
United States56 Posts
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Navi
5286 Posts
On April 14 2012 12:52 Protossrush wrote: Its easy to say yes over a computer but in reality half of the people that voted yes would not be able to live with the pain. they would not know that they would not be able to live with the pain - doesn't mean that they wouldn't say yes  | ||
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Severedevil
United States4839 Posts
Of course, that reasoning doesn't apply if you enjoy your work. | ||
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Piggiez
393 Posts
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
On April 14 2012 11:58 NotYetAWoman wrote: No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked. So true. It hurts in your stomach. It makes you feel sick to the stomach for hours and hours afterwards. This isn't even close to worth it. I'm pretty happy atm with my life, pretty lucky- no way I would trade it for this kinna torture. | ||
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Terranist
United States2496 Posts
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