Yeeeah, umm...Ima go with a no. I don't care how much money is being offered, nobody is going to have a go at my balls -__-
Plus, I'm young and when I get a family (if I do), my job will be one of my priorities so as to serve my family. So no thank you. Not trying to be all moral here and shit but I just don't want my balls to hurt. Plus, I have got hit on my balls a lot of times, e.g. football, tennis ball, kicks, and even by MYSELF though I have no idea how I managed to do that, was totally random lawl
Hurts like a bitch

Rassy

Netherlands2308 Posts

April 13 2012 23:34 GMT

#922

Lol at all the people who easily propose a sex change, as if its no big deal at all. Are you serious?
I would probably rather be kicked in the balls 3 times a day then have a sex change.

Annyway:No clue what to choose,
I do know that i would rather have 100m with 1 kick, then 500m with 3 kicks.
1 kick a day seems bearable somehow and 100m is enough to do everything you would want to do in life.
3 kicks i dont know, 500m is alot of monney though so the temptation is definatly there.
Would be nice if we could try out and change back if we regret.

Cereb

Denmark3388 Posts

April 13 2012 23:38 GMT

#923

Lol!! This question is great !

But ima go with hellll no !

I cannot imagine anything that money could get me that would make up for being kicked in the balls 3 times a day, every day !

IntoTheWow

is awesome32277 Posts

April 13 2012 23:40 GMT

#924

On April 14 2012 07:51 airen wrote:
My girlfriend once said:
"You know, I don't think it's fair. Once a month we girls get this really shitty period where it just hurts like crazy, and there's nothing we can do about it. And there is no compensation or anything, we just have to live with it. You guys don't have anything like that. What if, once a month, for a few days, someone repeatedly kicked you in the balls. And there would be nothing you could do about it. How do you think that would feel?"

And I said:
"You know, there is this really old thread on team liquid..."

hahaha that's amazing

Chriscras

Korea (South)2812 Posts

April 13 2012 23:50 GMT

#925

oh man the worst part is it's random. You could be having and orgy with beautiful women on your yacht and then...

BOOM!

right to the nuts

itkovian

United States1763 Posts

April 13 2012 23:54 GMT

#926

No thanks. I wouldn't want to live my life in constant paranoia.
In the middle of an important speech? Kicked in the balls.
Hugging your grandma? Kicked in the balls.
Driving your car? Kicked in the balls.
About to blow your load? Kicked in the balls.
Going up for a layup in a bball game? Kicked in the balls.
Girlfriend breaks up with you? Kicked in the balls.
Running from the police? Kicked in the balls.
Holding off a cannon rush? Kicked in the balls.

There'd be many points in the day where in the back of your mind you'd be thinking to yourself "man this would be the worst time to be kicked in the balls" and you would start sweating in anxiety as your balls grew sore instinctively.

There would be a lot of moments also where it seems like it would be really dangerous.
Imagine you were crossing the road, and you notice a car veering down on you. You could scoot out of the way easily, but then you're kicked in the balls and you fall to the ground.
Maybe you're riding your bike, and then you are kicked in the balls (somehow... OP said it could happen whenever!) so then you lose control of your bike and run into a wall.
Doing bench press, you get kicked in the balls and lose control of the bar.

You would have to alter the way you live drastically to prepare for the fact that you could be kicked in the balls at any moment. Physical activity would become dangerous because any kind of jumping, running, lifting could take a turn for the worst and you could easily injure yourself.

The 500 million is supposed to make you happy, but its gonna be hard to stay happy when you are taking a shot to the nuts so often.

On April 14 2012 00:41 Meatt wrote:
This sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

This is so tempting, but after years of kicks to the balls, I'd probably hate my life. Waking up really happy, but then you remember...

Actually, you don't wake up really happy. Remember, you wake up every morning with a kick in the balls.

Amoment

Germany175 Posts

April 13 2012 23:57 GMT

#927

wow.
I would never have guessed that TL has an more awkward thread than hot bids interviews.

FeUerFlieGe

United States1193 Posts

April 13 2012 23:58 GMT

#928

You don't need that money. It won't make you any happier. My balls prefer to not be kicked.

Cyber_Cheese

Australia3615 Posts

April 13 2012 23:59 GMT

#929

Hmm, as long as it's never when i'm 'with' a woman, i'd do it for a tenth of that.

GrapeApe

1053 Posts

April 14 2012 00:00 GMT

#930

Could be bad. What if I'm using some of my money to go shark fishing and get kicked in the balls when I have a great white on the line, and then fall in while writhing in pain...and then get eaten...

I'm sure if offered and given no time to think about it I would say yes. I can buy a lot of painkillers with that much money (and hope they dull it)

Cite

Australia251 Posts

April 14 2012 00:01 GMT

#931

Yes - I'd just convince some (with all that money) of them shaolin monks with balls of steel to teach me their ways combined with the daily 3 kicks it'dd work as a natural work out. Eventually you just wouldn't mind really...

GrapeApe

1053 Posts

April 14 2012 00:03 GMT

#932

On April 14 2012 09:01 Cite wrote:
Yes - I'd just convince some (with all that money) of them shaolin monks with balls of steel to teach me their ways combined with the daily 3 kicks it'dd work as a natural work out. Eventually you just wouldn't mind really...

Actually, this man is brilliant. I have seen these monks he speaks of.

mapleleafs791

United States225 Posts

April 14 2012 00:27 GMT

#933

god damn that sport science thing makes me want to vomit from vicarious pain

I would do the deal though, no testicular damage and 9kish per nut kick. hell yea. If my testicles were not protected by magic then hell no... lol. But if no testicular damage is part of the deal i just need to zen out like that guy from sport science then its easy money baby!

Ruscour

5233 Posts

April 14 2012 00:31 GMT

#934

Can't believe I didn't know about this thread.

Surely after a while it wouldn't even hurt, or at least not that badly...when you live with pain long enough it stops bothering you as much. And it'd mean I could be as lazy as I wanted with no consequences.

So yes, I'll take a nutkicking for 500m.

GlintFox

United States275 Posts

April 14 2012 00:32 GMT

#935

Just get your balls removed. Who cares when you have that much fucking money?

Zyte

Netherlands564 Posts

April 14 2012 00:33 GMT

#936

Of course not. Not even a doubt.

Opeasy

107 Posts

April 14 2012 00:35 GMT

#937

absolutely! for that kind of money, i would buy an extra pair of balls, and trick the little bastard! Plus, the wake up kick would really help you get out of bed in the morning, hard to fall asleep after one of those.

Misanthrope

United States924 Posts

April 14 2012 00:35 GMT

#938

On April 14 2012 09:32 GlintFox wrote:
Just get your balls removed. Who cares when you have that much fucking money?

Save up some sperm just in case, and then have them removed. :D
You have to start using some kind of hormone therapy of course, but I'm sure that already exists or could be furthered the research you're able to fund.

meatbox

Australia349 Posts

April 14 2012 00:35 GMT

#939

If I was this guy... First off I'd store my sperm somewhere, bucketloads, assuming they'd be of no use after a couple months...

0kz

Italy1118 Posts

April 14 2012 00:37 GMT

#940

I got a hit on my balls once and hurted a loooooooooooooot l, I can't imagine what kind of hell my life would be if I had to get kicked 3 times everyday :D, but then again $500mil is a lot of money..o man can't dicede..

ps: I love this thread.