EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 45
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
On April 14 2012 05:26 Invictus212 wrote: In analyzing this hypothetical situation, you have to take into account how many people actually have $500,000,000. Many people argued that it isn't "enough these days." But, on average, people with a undergraduate education accumulate $1.2 million over the course of their entire life. And when I say accumulate, I am not implying a "nest egg" or $1+ million dollars in savings. That sum just signifies how much they have made over the course of their life, plus assets (i.e. a house). Therefore, I would gladly get kicked in the balls -- with the guarantee that there will be no damage inflicted upon them -- three times per day to get $500,000,000. It's a no brainer. Opportunities can be endless, if you play your cards right - so to speak. Well you have to account for the fact that your tolerance against that pain will increase. Also your nerve endings will get used to the kick so after a while it will be a bit of an inconvenience but not that bad at all. For everyone who thinks i'm just blabbering i would suggest watching this video | ||
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Luepert
United States1934 Posts
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
On April 14 2012 05:38 Luepert wrote: What if I get myself castrated to avoid the pain? than you would have no junk and prolly a nice house and car. | ||
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Yurie
12178 Posts
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Noro
Canada991 Posts
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storkfan
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Stacks
Norway68 Posts
No what i have not seen mentioned yet is the fact that you will be that guy, that everyone knows about due to the overwordly factor in it all, that get kicked in the balls every day. Now if you spent all the money on hookers and coke, well, you would end up like a clown celebrity of some kind. But, if you on the other hand spent the money on saving children from hunger, restoring villages after earthquakes, cancer-research etc., you would effectively become the worlds greatest hero. Hell, i can even see the Jesus metaphors popping up already, he that takes the pain in the groin to save the world from it`s troubles. I`d take the money, save the world, get insta worldfame and herostatus, and be pretty convinced its all worth a kick or two to the balls every day! | ||
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iamahydralisk
United States813 Posts
>get surgery to sever nerves in balls >profit | ||
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LF9
United States537 Posts
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MerdaPura
Brazil148 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:59 Chilling5pr33 wrote: I believe this would be possible if there is a super rich person with a "ball-kicking" fetisch. To prevent permanent damage he send you to the best doctors. He still would get a better deal, there are people who would get kicked for around 300$ a kick or even less. Well lets see: I dont know if it matters that you will be kicked 3 times a day and for the rest of your life. I voted on 10k, and I still support my statement. Regardless you get 9k per kick or the 500mil at once, I can ensure you that it wont take anythign more than 3 kicks to be able to afford a top notch sex change surgery. And once its done. HELLS YEAH BABY, FREE MONEY! PS: Id rather be a rich chick than a poor guy. LOL | ||
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Bojas
Netherlands2397 Posts
At the same time it might make your life that much worse that the money loses its value.. It comes down to the money cannot create happiness idea. How much of a deal getting kicked in the balls is on a daily basis I don't think anyone can judge. | ||
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EneMecH
United Kingdom218 Posts
And no Permanent damage means that you WON'T become more numb to the pain, as that IS A FORM OF DAMAGE. One kick makes them sore for the day. The second kick hurts 10 times as much as the first because they're already sensitive. The 3rd sets you up for a sleepless night of pain. Honestly, when you got to the end of your short life you would look back and say "I wish I didn't get kicked in the balls constantly throughout my life...". The money won't stop you dying and 24 hours in a day and night is an awfully short amount of time to spend it. "No what i have not seen mentioned yet is the fact that you will be that guy, that everyone knows about due to the overwordly factor in it all, that get kicked in the balls every day. Now if you spent all the money on hookers and coke, well, you would end up like a clown celebrity of some kind. But, if you on the other hand spent the money on saving children from hunger, restoring villages after earthquakes, cancer-research etc., you would effectively become the worlds greatest hero. Hell, i can even see the Jesus metaphors popping up already, he that takes the pain in the groin to save the world from it`s troubles. I`d take the money, save the world, get insta worldfame and herostatus" He clearly said in the OP that the kicker is invisible. You think that if you announced "hey everyone, im being kicked in the balls by an imaginary person and thats why I have 500mil" they would believe you? | ||
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xtruder
Afghanistan135 Posts
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Erasme
Bahamas15899 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:48 Forikorder wrote: im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain drowning in prostitutes i swear that one day i'll do this. | ||
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goldendwarf
Canada170 Posts
On April 14 2012 05:37 Vain wrote: Well you have to account for the fact that your tolerance against that pain will increase. Also your nerve endings will get used to the kick so after a while it will be a bit of an inconvenience but not that bad at all. For everyone who thinks i'm just blabbering i would suggest watching this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related this. you would grow resistant to the pain and it wouldn't affect you later on | ||
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`dunedain
657 Posts
This really is some crazy shit. Soon his pelvic bone will be strong enough to stop nukes.  | ||
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Emnjay808
United States10666 Posts
Cant beleive its been nearly 2 years since then. I guess I was a lurker back then, haha. And that video will go down in TeamLiquid history haha. | ||
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Fatze
Germany1342 Posts
btw: as hot_bid explained it would be dumb not to take the money  | ||
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Quagmire
Ireland50 Posts
 also if they do get damaged got money to repair them | ||
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