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Mvrio
Profile Joined July 2011
689 Posts
April 13 2012 20:01 GMT
#861
kudos to the thread for even existing and making 43 pages haha
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chrisgreg
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada61 Posts
April 13 2012 20:03 GMT
#862
id chop my balls off for that much


kick me then!
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MagnusHyperion
Profile Joined August 2010
United States288 Posts
April 13 2012 20:04 GMT
#863
Anyone who would pass up the money has not had to work two jobs just to stay barely at the poverty line. A person who has actually had to worry about their next month's rent, food, or gas wouldn't even hesitate on this decision.

Three swift kicks to the nether regions for a life time of never having to worry about my financial situation? Not to even mention the amount of philanthropy you could do in the world with that kind of money. If you invested properly, you could essentially take care of your entire family for generations to come.

*sigh* I don't know what is wrong with everyone who would pass that money up. I work like 60 hours a week to make ~$28k/year... I would get kicked in the balls ten or more times a day to have that kind of financial security.
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CajunMan
Profile Joined July 2010
United States823 Posts
April 13 2012 20:05 GMT
#864
You know how many pain killers 500,000,000 dollars buys? Sign me up. Hell if after a year you get tire of it have the docters kill the nerves or some shit or become a chick lul always wanted boobs anywyay.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 20:05 GMT
#865
On April 14 2012 05:00 TheDraken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:45 LambtrOn wrote:
500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no.


because we realize that you'd soon get over the initial "rush" of being wealthy and realize that your expensive lifestyle isn't worth 3 ball kicks every single day?

imagine 5 years after the fact. even though 500mil isn't that much, say you've done and bought everything you could ever desire. you've run out of changes you can make to make your life better.

... but you're still getting hammered in the balls 3 times a day.

your right youd reach a point where your life couldnt get better

but being a god is worth getting kicked 3 times a day
rombetotto
Profile Joined October 2011
Afghanistan30 Posts
April 13 2012 20:08 GMT
#866
make that one day and i'd think about it

no really, there's no way of feeling good if there's a constant threat of getting ballkicked.. no ballkickage for me
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
April 13 2012 20:08 GMT
#867
On April 14 2012 05:04 MagnusHyperion wrote:

Anyone who would pass up the money has not had to work two jobs just to stay barely at the poverty line. A person who has actually had to worry about their next month's rent, food, or gas wouldn't even hesitate on this decision.

Three swift kicks to the nether regions for a life time of never having to worry about my financial situation? Not to even mention the amount of philanthropy you could do in the world with that kind of money. If you invested properly, you could essentially take care of your entire family for generations to come.

*sigh* I don't know what is wrong with everyone who would pass that money up. I work like 60 hours a week to make ~$28k/year... I would get kicked in the balls ten or more times a day to have that kind of financial security.


anyone who has lived the lifestyle of a millionaire knows it isn't worth it. i wouldn't mind giving up everything i have if it got me out of some sort of chronic pain for the rest of my life.
fast food. y u no make me fast? <( ಠ益ಠ <)
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 20:09 GMT
#868
On April 14 2012 05:08 TheDraken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 05:04 MagnusHyperion wrote:

Anyone who would pass up the money has not had to work two jobs just to stay barely at the poverty line. A person who has actually had to worry about their next month's rent, food, or gas wouldn't even hesitate on this decision.

Three swift kicks to the nether regions for a life time of never having to worry about my financial situation? Not to even mention the amount of philanthropy you could do in the world with that kind of money. If you invested properly, you could essentially take care of your entire family for generations to come.

*sigh* I don't know what is wrong with everyone who would pass that money up. I work like 60 hours a week to make ~$28k/year... I would get kicked in the balls ten or more times a day to have that kind of financial security.


anyone who has lived the lifestyle of a millionaire knows it isn't worth it. i wouldn't mind giving up everything i have if it got me out of some sort of chronic pain for the rest of my life.

id prefer chronic pain over hunger pain
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
April 13 2012 20:09 GMT
#869
On April 14 2012 05:05 Forikorder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 05:00 TheDraken wrote:
On April 14 2012 04:45 LambtrOn wrote:
500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no.


because we realize that you'd soon get over the initial "rush" of being wealthy and realize that your expensive lifestyle isn't worth 3 ball kicks every single day?

imagine 5 years after the fact. even though 500mil isn't that much, say you've done and bought everything you could ever desire. you've run out of changes you can make to make your life better.

... but you're still getting hammered in the balls 3 times a day.

your right youd reach a point where your life couldnt get better

but being a god is worth getting kicked 3 times a day


you're not a god. you're an idiot with 500mil in the bank. i don't think people realize how little that actually is.
fast food. y u no make me fast? <( ಠ益ಠ <)
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 13 2012 20:11 GMT
#870
On April 14 2012 05:04 MagnusHyperion wrote:
Anyone who would pass up the money has not had to work two jobs just to stay barely at the poverty line. A person who has actually had to worry about their next month's rent, food, or gas wouldn't even hesitate on this decision.

Three swift kicks to the nether regions for a life time of never having to worry about my financial situation? Not to even mention the amount of philanthropy you could do in the world with that kind of money. If you invested properly, you could essentially take care of your entire family for generations to come.

*sigh* I don't know what is wrong with everyone who would pass that money up. I work like 60 hours a week to make ~$28k/year... I would get kicked in the balls ten or more times a day to have that kind of financial security.


You realize it's not 3 swift kicks but 3 swift kicks PER DAY?
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
April 13 2012 20:12 GMT
#871
this thread made me crack up laughing--especially the 50/50 vote!

I voted yes, but I don't have balls so that might be cheating :x
cHaNg-sTa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1058 Posts
April 13 2012 20:12 GMT
#872
On April 14 2012 05:09 Forikorder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 05:08 TheDraken wrote:
On April 14 2012 05:04 MagnusHyperion wrote:

Anyone who would pass up the money has not had to work two jobs just to stay barely at the poverty line. A person who has actually had to worry about their next month's rent, food, or gas wouldn't even hesitate on this decision.

Three swift kicks to the nether regions for a life time of never having to worry about my financial situation? Not to even mention the amount of philanthropy you could do in the world with that kind of money. If you invested properly, you could essentially take care of your entire family for generations to come.

*sigh* I don't know what is wrong with everyone who would pass that money up. I work like 60 hours a week to make ~$28k/year... I would get kicked in the balls ten or more times a day to have that kind of financial security.


anyone who has lived the lifestyle of a millionaire knows it isn't worth it. i wouldn't mind giving up everything i have if it got me out of some sort of chronic pain for the rest of my life.

id prefer chronic pain over hunger pain

I'm pretty sure most people are able enough to earn enough money to not experience hunger pains...

Most people who have a solid stable income would probably say no (and likely enjoy their job). They're comfortable as it is. Some extra change to buy some luxurious items to get randomly kicked 3 times in the balls a day? That is a lifetime's worth of anxiety. And for extra money for a decent but humble life is not worth it.
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Cortza
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa328 Posts
April 13 2012 20:14 GMT
#873
Not only is there the pain to deal with, but the embarrassment. Imagine being at restaurent introducing friends, when a sudden kick comes knocking...

TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10841 Posts
April 13 2012 20:16 GMT
#874
On April 14 2012 05:09 TheDraken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 05:05 Forikorder wrote:
On April 14 2012 05:00 TheDraken wrote:
On April 14 2012 04:45 LambtrOn wrote:
500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no.


because we realize that you'd soon get over the initial "rush" of being wealthy and realize that your expensive lifestyle isn't worth 3 ball kicks every single day?

imagine 5 years after the fact. even though 500mil isn't that much, say you've done and bought everything you could ever desire. you've run out of changes you can make to make your life better.

... but you're still getting hammered in the balls 3 times a day.

your right youd reach a point where your life couldnt get better

but being a god is worth getting kicked 3 times a day


you're not a god. you're an idiot with 500mil in the bank. i don't think people realize how little that actually is.


500 million dollars is a little amount to you? Wtf? You must be rich.
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Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
April 13 2012 20:19 GMT
#875
I think i'd say yes just for the hell of it, and see if i can do like these guys on sportscience and become so good at being kicked in the nuts that it would barely affect me. That's incredibly useless but i find the idea so freaking amazing. Or i might say no because, seriously taking money for being kicked in the nuts, it's not exactly whoring myself but ... I don't know, it's not exactly something you " earned " at the same time, well yes you've earned it but by being kicked in the nuts so it's not like you've done anything ...
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Charger
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2405 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 20:26:12
April 13 2012 20:25 GMT
#876
Man, the time from the 3rd kick of the day til the next morning would sure be fun!
It's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback.
Invictus212
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom78 Posts
April 13 2012 20:26 GMT
#877
In analyzing this hypothetical situation, you have to take into account how many people actually have $500,000,000. Many people argued that it isn't "enough these days." But, on average, people with a undergraduate education accumulate $1.2 million over the course of their entire life. And when I say accumulate, I am not implying a "nest egg" or $1+ million dollars in savings. That sum just signifies how much they have made over the course of their life, plus assets (i.e. a house).

Therefore, I would gladly get kicked in the balls -- with the guarantee that there will be no damage inflicted upon them -- three times per day to get $500,000,000. It's a no brainer. Opportunities can be endless, if you play your cards right - so to speak.
freewareplayer
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany403 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 20:34:38
April 13 2012 20:32 GMT
#878
I would definetly take the money.

Pain is just some info in your brain, its a mechanism thats tells us when were injured and tries to keep us away from such because it doesnt feel good.

Now if its not actually permanent damage, then all it is is some Info in your brain, thats not bad at all, the only one labeling it bad is you. On top of that, as people said, you would get used to it.

Personally, i find it interesting if you experience pain altho knowing it wont leave damage. The burning feeling of aftershave for example, love it.

On April 14 2012 05:14 Cortza wrote:
Not only is there the pain to deal with, but the embarrassment. Imagine being at restaurent introducing friends, when a sudden kick comes knocking...


Just say you got Tourrette syndrom. Problem solved.
Troxle
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States486 Posts
April 13 2012 20:35 GMT
#879
I'd do it. You'd eventually grow accustomed to it. Would suck if it came durin' the middle of sex or somethin', but you'd eventually grow numb of the feelin'...
If you're homophobic, you're probably ugly, so don't worry about a gay guy coming onto you. - jarrydesque
RusHXceL
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1004 Posts
April 13 2012 20:35 GMT
#880
easy thing to do than school. hells yea
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