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sweetbabyjesus
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark168 Posts
April 13 2012 18:46 GMT
#821
It's a proven fact, that at a certain level of wealth, money no longer translates to happiness, so i probably wouldn't take the money. As long as your able to live a comfortable lifestyle (which involves not getting kicked in the balls three times a day ) you wouldn't be more happy with more money, and we all want to be happy, right? ^-^

That is, unless you're the kind of altruistic guy that would take the money and donate it all to charity.
Crabs
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
April 13 2012 18:54 GMT
#822
Someone should make this into a movie, like "the Box"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362478/
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
neurosx
Profile Joined August 2011
Luxembourg1096 Posts
April 13 2012 18:55 GMT
#823
With this money I could be permanently drugged/drunk/whatever so yeah I'd take it easily
You'll wish I'd never stooped to notice you.
Mallidon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Scotland557 Posts
April 13 2012 18:57 GMT
#824
I voted yes but am at a loss to fully explain my answer...

Must just be greed tbh :S
Bleh.
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
April 13 2012 18:57 GMT
#825
Do it, deposit the money and live of the interest.

After the first month, your balls would become steel, you would lose feeling in them, so you would not feel pain.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Utinni
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada1196 Posts
April 13 2012 18:58 GMT
#826
On April 14 2012 03:57 Jisall wrote:
Do it, deposit the money and live of the interest.

After the first month, your balls would become steel, you would lose feeling in them, so you would not feel pain.

Live off the diamonds you piss as well... solid idea.
“... you don’t have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn’t about killing or even hurting the other guy, it’s about scaring him enough to call it a day.” - Max Brooks: World War Z
nastyyy
Profile Joined December 2009
United States262 Posts
April 13 2012 19:00 GMT
#827
There's a very high chance I get messed up psychologically by that, but hey, you can hire some pretty good therapists for $500 mil burgers.
one time
bOneSeven
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Romania685 Posts
April 13 2012 19:03 GMT
#828
.....
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
drbrown
Profile Joined March 2012
Sweden442 Posts
April 13 2012 19:04 GMT
#829
Imagine all the morfine i could afford to deal with the pain
I'm probably being ironic
perser84
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany399 Posts
April 13 2012 19:19 GMT
#830
with the money i buy balls of steel :D
Mortal
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
2943 Posts
April 13 2012 19:20 GMT
#831
i'd let a dragon coddle my balls with his flaming tongue for 500m. bring that shit on.
The universe created an audience for itself.
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
April 13 2012 19:24 GMT
#832
If you are allowed to get castrated this would be an easy choice. Hormone replacement therapy, some frozen sperm, maybe some implants. Would lead a completely normal life.
Nile505
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 19:29:09
April 13 2012 19:25 GMT
#833
There is a world record nut shot taken by a older gentleman. I tried to link but TL is not happy with that so Ill let you guys go into youtube your selves and search "world record ball kick"
"An eye for an eye makes the world blind." Ghandi.
(shevu)fusel
Profile Joined September 2011
Germany9 Posts
April 13 2012 19:26 GMT
#834
i think after 3 weeks u wont feel it anymore.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
April 13 2012 19:27 GMT
#835
If shaolin monks can get kicked in the balls everyday and train to not feel it for free... i could learn that skill for 500 mill no prob. Even if it means installing a monastery in my backyard where monks can train me to feel no pain when it happens... worth it.
FlamingForce
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands701 Posts
April 13 2012 19:28 GMT
#836
Yes, I would do that.

After a while you'll stop feeling it anyway.
IMHope
Profile Joined February 2011
Korea (South)1241 Posts
April 13 2012 19:28 GMT
#837
On April 14 2012 04:27 MaestroSC wrote:
If shaolin monks can get kicked in the balls everyday and train to not feel it for free... i could learn that skill for 500 mill no prob. Even if it means installing a monastery in my backyard where monks can train me to feel no pain when it happens... worth it.

Is that true that they do that?
Jessica Jung, Kim Taeyeon, Kwon Yuri <333
EnergizerBunny
Profile Joined January 2012
29 Posts
April 13 2012 19:30 GMT
#838
I'd just train my balls like so:

I deleted SC2 because it sucks
dgwow
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1024 Posts
April 13 2012 19:31 GMT
#839
On April 14 2012 04:30 EnergizerBunny wrote:
I'd just train my balls like so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Lt21vy3WI


I was going to post this and then I looked at the last post
Ball training ftw
Don't let those anti-cheese advocates tell you what to do. Rush to meet life head on!
Dapper_Cad
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United Kingdom964 Posts
April 13 2012 19:31 GMT
#840
On April 14 2012 04:24 Crushinator wrote:
If you are allowed to get castrated this would be an easy choice. Hormone replacement therapy, some frozen sperm, maybe some implants. Would lead a completely normal life.


Assuming heterosexuality on your part, you'd have to deal with societies attitude to lesbianism... as well as investing in some sort of ball life support device so the invisible attacker could still kick them, if they were just thrown away I'm pretty sure it would count as a breech of contract.

Maybe the question should be "Would you be a Lesbian for a half a billion", I might have answered differently.
But he is never making short-term prediction, everyone of his prediction are based on fundenmentals, but he doesn't exactly know when it will happen... So using these kind of narrowed "who-is-right" empirical analysis makes little sense.
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