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MentalGNT
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1264 Posts
April 13 2012 17:31 GMT
#781
On April 14 2012 01:16 Zealos wrote:
Look here:
[image loading]
(Around 8 mins)
You will see that you just gotta learn to take the hit.

That clip literally made my balls hurt. However, if this video is anything to go by, it would be stupid not to take the money.
What a player
00Visor
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
4337 Posts
April 13 2012 17:31 GMT
#782
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


That is a bad approach.
Would I do 1 kick for 9000$? absolutely.
Would I do 1 kick for 9000$ if I own >100 million? absolutely not.
Do I want to own 500 million? no, I would probably donate most of it

I would much rather receive 9000$ for every single kick than receiving 500million up front.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 17:32 GMT
#783
On April 14 2012 02:29 mcc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 01:58 Forikorder wrote:
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote:
Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money.

Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you.

wed all got to die someday, id prefer to die whith a solid gold computer

Ok, so if I told you that I will give you 500mln if you play Russian roulette every day, you would accept ?

getting kicked in the balls is nothing like palying russian roulette
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 17:33 GMT
#784
On April 14 2012 02:31 MentalGNT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 01:16 Zealos wrote:
Look here:
[image loading]
(Around 8 mins)
You will see that you just gotta learn to take the hit.

That clip literally made my balls hurt. However, if this video is anything to go by, it would be stupid not to take the money.

you could probably do surgery that makes it so you dont feel pain too with 500 million dollars
AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
April 13 2012 17:34 GMT
#785
If I receive the money up front, then I would give myself balls of steel. Done deal.
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
April 13 2012 17:36 GMT
#786
I would always be on vicodin :D
Writerptrk
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
April 13 2012 17:42 GMT
#787
I read the OP and I would not have accepted such a deal until I read this post

On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


I changed my mind. 9000$ each kick hell yeah!

If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
April 13 2012 17:43 GMT
#788
No WAY would I do this. My balls hurt just thinking about it. No no no no no no.
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
April 13 2012 17:46 GMT
#789
I remember on Sports Science there was a guy who trained himself to not feel nut pain.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
April 13 2012 17:51 GMT
#790
On April 14 2012 01:59 Phyrful wrote:


first learn this, proceed to enjoy free money


'Lotta racial tension in that video. You gotta watch between the lines.
CounterOrder
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada457 Posts
April 13 2012 17:52 GMT
#791
Yeah why not. I would be loaded on pain killers so it wouldnt be that bad.
dmfg
Profile Joined May 2008
United Kingdom591 Posts
April 13 2012 17:54 GMT
#792
No way.

It's not just about the pain of being kicked in the balls, it's about the stress that comes with "I could be kicked in the balls at any moment and there's nothing I can do about it".

Until you've had all 3 kicks for the day (and therefore know there's nothing else coming), you
- can't relax
- can't do any activity that depends on being uninterrupted
- can't do anything that would be dangerous if you got kicked (swimming, running, walking down stairs, driving, etc)

If instead the deal was "every day you get a kick in the balls as soon as you wake up, and must take another 2 kicks in the balls during the day at times of your choosing" then I'd be all over that. As it is.... no.
Vorgrim
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (North)1601 Posts
April 13 2012 17:56 GMT
#793
You would get used to it.
Rixi
Profile Joined April 2011
Spain77 Posts
April 13 2012 17:57 GMT
#794
get castrated and enjoy
Proud Atheist
HeisHere
Profile Joined January 2011
34 Posts
April 13 2012 17:58 GMT
#795
On April 14 2012 02:54 dmfg wrote:
No way.

It's not just about the pain of being kicked in the balls, it's about the stress that comes with "I could be kicked in the balls at any moment and there's nothing I can do about it".

Until you've had all 3 kicks for the day (and therefore know there's nothing else coming), you
- can't relax
- can't do any activity that depends on being uninterrupted
- can't do anything that would be dangerous if you got kicked (swimming, running, walking down stairs, driving, etc)

If instead the deal was "every day you get a kick in the balls as soon as you wake up, and must take another 2 kicks in the balls during the day at times of your choosing" then I'd be all over that. As it is.... no.


You'll soon get used to it =P gimme the money and kick me in the balss please ^^

// It's funny how we are discussing about money and balls in the same thread lol
IMHope
Profile Joined February 2011
Korea (South)1241 Posts
April 13 2012 18:07 GMT
#796
I think you would have to do it since after a while you would get used to it and there may be ways to help reduce the pain you feel at the initial time period. At first I would not have done it but after reading some of these post I think I may have changed my mind.
Jessica Jung, Kim Taeyeon, Kwon Yuri <333
Beorn1
Profile Joined April 2011
United States27 Posts
April 13 2012 18:08 GMT
#797
I think the worst would be when you wanna go to sleep and you haven't had your third kick yet.... and right when your about out you get nailed.
Kazeyonoma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2912 Posts
April 13 2012 18:09 GMT
#798
I dunno man, while horrendous thinking about it, for the sake of my family, and future kids, you'd have to just take the money and bear the brunt of the nut kicks, even if it's TOTALLY random times, like, one day you'll be having sex and random invisible kick in the balls. THAT WOULD SUCK ASS, but i would probably go OWWWWWWWWW and proceed to rub my swollen but non-permanently damaged balls with incredible numbing medicine i pay for with hundred dollar bills as my napkins.


and just think of not having to work, and be able to support your family your kids, with no worries, own a house, etc. All that for some kicks in the balls that can be remedied AFTER the kick (it says you can't avoid it or wear a cup, but nothing says you can't carry around some morphine or a local anesthetic to apply afterwards).

I'm sold.
I now have autographs of both BoxeR and NaDa. I can die happy. Lim Yo Hwan and Lee Yun Yeol FIGHTING forever!
Jaso
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2147 Posts
April 13 2012 18:11 GMT
#799
I'd prolly just use a tiny fraction fo that money to get all the nerves in my testicles cut or something.
derp
Crownlol
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States3726 Posts
April 13 2012 18:12 GMT
#800
You'd probably get really used to it.
shaGuar :: elemeNt :: XeqtR :: naikon :: method
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