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Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 13 2012 16:16 GMT
#741
Look here:
[image loading]
(Around 8 mins)
You will see that you just gotta learn to take the hit.
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Crying
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria778 Posts
April 13 2012 16:17 GMT
#742
Or you can wear bulletproof pants,hf to the guy kicking you
Determination~ Hard Work Surpass NATURAL GENIUS!
Hairy
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1169 Posts
April 13 2012 16:18 GMT
#743


After 5 years this guy can take a kick to the balls without even his heart rate increasing and feels / little no pain; your balls become desensitized to pain if frequently kicked.

Therefore, I'd definitely take that deal - after a few (painful) years it wouldn't even hurt!
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
akaLtDan
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany62 Posts
April 13 2012 16:18 GMT
#744
Well, with the time you get used to it and it will hurt less and less. So, gimme dat money!!! (Time means years...)
Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 16:18 GMT
#745
On April 14 2012 01:14 OrangeApples wrote:
Not worth 9k bucks per kick in the balls by a mysterious batman character. Living in paranoia... then when you're on the streets, WHAM! On the floor, everyone wondering what is going on and why you're clutching your balls...


Psh, who says you gotta fall down? If anything this will make you look even cooler to the people you're around. The guys just rocks your nuts and you don't even flinch like a badass, and everyone around you will be like "fuck that guy has balls of steel. I wanna suck on em'"
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
April 13 2012 16:19 GMT
#746
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
[...] because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


No man, I repeat in caps, NO MAN can ever get used to get kicked in the balls, no even in a million years....!!
That shit hurts deep in your soul!
aka Wardo
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 16:19 GMT
#747
On April 14 2012 01:18 Sphen5117 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 01:14 OrangeApples wrote:
Not worth 9k bucks per kick in the balls by a mysterious batman character. Living in paranoia... then when you're on the streets, WHAM! On the floor, everyone wondering what is going on and why you're clutching your balls...


Psh, who says you gotta fall down? If anything this will make you look even cooler to the people you're around. The guys just rocks your nuts and you don't even flinch like a badass, and everyone around you will be like "fuck that guy has balls of steel. I wanna suck on em'"

none knows your getting kicked though
abominare
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1216 Posts
April 13 2012 16:21 GMT
#748
Of course, then sub contract the ball kicking out for 100m, success 400m profit. Probably can get the sub contracting down to about a buck a day if I visit a poor eastern country.
Roggay
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland6320 Posts
April 13 2012 16:21 GMT
#749
I probably would decline that much money even if I got it for nothing, I DON'T need that much money, it only brings troubles.

Easy choice.
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 13 2012 16:23 GMT
#750
On April 14 2012 01:19 EdSlyB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
[...] because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


No man, I repeat in caps, NO MAN can ever get used to get kicked in the balls, no even in a million years....!!
That shit hurts deep in your soul!

Look up and have faith!
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Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 16:24 GMT
#751
On April 14 2012 01:21 Roggay wrote:
I probably would decline that much money even if I got it for nothing, I DON'T need that much money, it only brings troubles.

Easy choice.

its so easy to act so pure and good when you arent actualyl faced with the money
Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 16:25 GMT
#752
On April 14 2012 01:19 Forikorder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 01:18 Sphen5117 wrote:
On April 14 2012 01:14 OrangeApples wrote:
Not worth 9k bucks per kick in the balls by a mysterious batman character. Living in paranoia... then when you're on the streets, WHAM! On the floor, everyone wondering what is going on and why you're clutching your balls...


Psh, who says you gotta fall down? If anything this will make you look even cooler to the people you're around. The guys just rocks your nuts and you don't even flinch like a badass, and everyone around you will be like "fuck that guy has balls of steel. I wanna suck on em'"

none knows your getting kicked though


Ah, fair point. Well then, it gets you sympathy from hot chicks if they think you just randomly have phantom ball-pain-spasms. You could play it up like it hurts extra bad, and make up something about how handjobs are the only treatment.
talontromper
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States258 Posts
April 13 2012 16:26 GMT
#753
i would get the nerves to them severed after i had kids.. then they could kick all they want... wouldn't feel a thing.
"It was a glorious day for fools when modesty became a virtue. There is a difference between cockiness and confidence. Confidence allows for greatness in others."
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
April 13 2012 16:27 GMT
#754
i thought the rules state that it hurts. that means that no matter how regular / trained our balls get, itll still hurt due to the conditions of the terms.
Doublemint
Profile Joined July 2011
Austria8632 Posts
April 13 2012 16:35 GMT
#755
loool @ the videos with invincible balls guy... definitely training/money/resources well spent to show how much one´s balls can take... kinda shows how much we evolved.


NOT

in the age of "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV" leadership.
Soap
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil1546 Posts
April 13 2012 16:35 GMT
#756
I'm not risking any desensitization around that area. Besides, what fun can be had with 500mi that can't with say, 100k/year, which can be earned after a few years in college (which are the most fun ever by themselves)? Riding your private jet around gets boring eventually.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
April 13 2012 16:38 GMT
#757
500 Million? I'll take it.
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:39:00
April 13 2012 16:38 GMT
#758
On April 14 2012 00:41 Meatt wrote:
This sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

No, it sounds like the BEST ADAM SANDLER MOVIE EVER.
I would pay to see that.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
April 13 2012 16:39 GMT
#759
On April 14 2012 01:19 EdSlyB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
[...] because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


No man, I repeat in caps, NO MAN can ever get used to get kicked in the balls, no even in a million years....!!
That shit hurts deep in your soul!


I'd be fine with it, give me half that amount and I would still do it...

and getting hit in the balls is more pride than anything, take a kick to the shin when you arent ready and it'll hurt way more.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
April 13 2012 16:40 GMT
#760
From my own experience, the pain of getting kicked in the balls, even hard kicks, diminishes with repetition. It only hurts mildly when I get hit in the balls now (granted, I haven't taken a pelvis-shattering kick from a martial arts master, but if my pelvis is broken my balls are hardly the first concern).
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
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