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beg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
991 Posts
April 13 2012 15:42 GMT
#701
your balls will get used to the constant kicking. after a few years you dont feel so much pain anymore!


DEAL!
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
April 13 2012 15:43 GMT
#702
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money

Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 13 2012 15:43 GMT
#703
I can't decide! It's too damn hard!
Also, for all of you trying to find "Solutions" Shame on you.
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FocKer
Profile Joined October 2005
United States16 Posts
April 13 2012 15:44 GMT
#704
Live life thinking that you'll get kicked in the balls every day if you don't work hard enough or don't strive towards a daily goal. You'll make $500,000,000.00
Kenpark
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany2350 Posts
April 13 2012 15:44 GMT
#705
Insta Deal. Needed 0.5 secs to decide.
NoMicroWin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States688 Posts
April 13 2012 15:45 GMT
#706
In would pay the guy to not kick me
If she pulls out her stalkers, you pull out your mauraders and concussive all over her tits
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 13 2012 15:45 GMT
#707
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money


This really needs it's own thread ;D
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ThaZenith
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3116 Posts
April 13 2012 15:45 GMT
#708
$500 million is worth getting your balls removed.

If you couldn't do that i don't see how you could live, getting kicked at 2 "random" times would make your paranoid, you wouldn't be able to be near people because you'd look crazy doubling over randomly, crying about your balls when no one came near you.
Amaterasu1234
Profile Joined November 2010
United States317 Posts
April 13 2012 15:46 GMT
#709
On April 14 2012 00:42 MHT wrote:
Wonder if you can harden your balls like this, like after a few years the balls get so hard invisible guy breaks his toes everytime he tries it Actual balls of steel!


That's exactly what I was thinking!

And, in the interim, just keep pain killers close by all the time...
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19295 Posts
April 13 2012 15:46 GMT
#710
On April 14 2012 00:28 Myles wrote:
Holy shit it's been 1.5 years since this was last bumped...time goes by way too fast.

I felt the same way. I feel like this thread was just up a couple months ago.
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InoyouS2
Profile Joined December 2011
1005 Posts
April 13 2012 15:48 GMT
#711
Can't think of anyone I know that would put up with that much pain for money, and I'm amazed 48% of the people in this thread really think that much money would really improve their life so much that 3 random kicks in the balls A DAY is worth it.

All I can say is nopenopenope.

I would never put up with that much prolonged pain for any sum of money.
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Forte11
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany26 Posts
April 13 2012 15:48 GMT
#712
I think Rowan Atkinson knows how he thinks about this

AGsc
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada120 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 15:55:05
April 13 2012 15:48 GMT
#713
very relevant



edit: science



Apparently you would feel about 10% of the pain after a few years; pain receptors in the brain literally build tolerance
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
April 13 2012 15:50 GMT
#714
i would just have an injection everyday to numb the balls lol
savior did nothing wrong
Artline
Profile Joined September 2011
177 Posts
April 13 2012 15:50 GMT
#715
On April 14 2012 00:46 Amaterasu1234 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:42 MHT wrote:
Wonder if you can harden your balls like this, like after a few years the balls get so hard invisible guy breaks his toes everytime he tries it Actual balls of steel!


That's exactly what I was thinking!

And, in the interim, just keep pain killers close by all the time...


Even if I felt no pain at all. I think it would hurt just watching my balls get kicked.
Waterflow
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden1550 Posts
April 13 2012 15:51 GMT
#716
I'd use some of that money to remove the pain center in my brain. GG!
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7593 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:28:29
April 13 2012 15:53 GMT
#717
Hahaha..... I remember this one near when I first joined. I'd rather take the burden of pain and use the $ to aid in the research of cancer or help the 3rd world countries out and fund them than waste the opportunity. Someone has to do it, bring on the nad kicks!
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
April 13 2012 15:53 GMT
#718
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money



money = girls, cant decide^^
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Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
April 13 2012 15:54 GMT
#719
$500M for 3 kicks a day = ~1,100 times a year for at least 40 years

that's 44,000 kicks for the rest of my life, $100K per kick not accounting for time value...worth it? hmmph. interesting. i'd only take the money if the pain incrementally decreases...otherwise no >=[
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
April 13 2012 15:55 GMT
#720
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money



money = girls, cant decide^^


Imagine u have a choice of living with a kinda poor situation but with the women you want
Or be a old rich man that can pay for girls, what would you chose ?
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