I'm pretty sure working every day, in a job you potentially hate, for the vast majority of your life, for a fraction of that wealth is more than equivalent to 3 kicks in the balls per day for rest of your life.

dreamend

64 Posts

October 27 2010 23:27 GMT

#682

to people saying 'you only live once'.. do you really want have your balls kicked 3 times a day throughout that only life?

Cel.erity

United States4890 Posts

October 27 2010 23:43 GMT

#683

Honestly I think you would go crazy. The pain isn't the bad part, the problem is you're always thinking about when the next kick will come, and eventually it will drive you to paranoia, isolating everyone you care about. It's like chinese water torture. If the kicks were scheduled, it would be an eeeeeasy yes.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32278 Posts

April 13 2012 15:26 GMT

#684

cough

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Body_Shield

Canada3368 Posts

April 13 2012 15:27 GMT

#685

Oh god what have you done

Myles

United States5162 Posts

April 13 2012 15:28 GMT

#686

Holy shit it's been 1.5 years since this was last bumped...time goes by way too fast.

DarkPlasmaBall

United States45485 Posts

April 13 2012 15:29 GMT

#687

On April 14 2012 00:26 IntoTheWow wrote:
cough

I cough quite a bit when I get nailed in the balls.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50771 Posts

April 13 2012 15:30 GMT

#688

On April 14 2012 00:27 Body_Shield wrote:
Oh god what have you done

my bad.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=275302&currentpage=111#2207

Diizzy

United States828 Posts

April 13 2012 15:31 GMT

#689

thread sucks no offense

BioNova

United States598 Posts

April 13 2012 15:31 GMT

#690

On April 14 2012 00:26 IntoTheWow wrote:
cough

Ballsy move.

Zurles

United Kingdom1659 Posts

April 13 2012 15:32 GMT

#691

BALLLLS OF STEEEL.

radscorpion9

Canada2252 Posts

April 13 2012 15:32 GMT

#692

I just have to say...this is a fantastic question, I'm glad Wow coughed it back into existence. I'd have to say no, I can make enough money to live another way

. Also according to the "happiness paradox", where the personal happiness of very rich people is only slightly greater than the people who work for them, its not really worth it to have that much money.

apegold

Norway4 Posts

April 13 2012 15:35 GMT

#693

If you bounce up and down on your heels hard a few times it makes the pain go away alot faster.

FireSA

Australia555 Posts

April 13 2012 15:38 GMT

#694

lol was this a worthy necro? And does anybody care? I'd prob take the money. I'm masochistic like that.

Anktious

United States190 Posts

April 13 2012 15:38 GMT

#695

I'd do it. After awhile, I'm pretty sure a kick in the balls will be the least of my worries :D

Salivanth

Australia1071 Posts

April 13 2012 15:40 GMT

#696

Surely there must be some medical way to numb your balls to prevent the kick hurting. Surely. In the end, I'd have to do it, even if I decided I'd take 499 million, donate it to the Against Malaria Foundation, saving 24,500 lives approximately according to GiveWell, and then use the remaining million to immediately get myself cryonicised. If they can revive you from a frozen state, they can numb your balls with near 100% probability. There is no game-theoretic way to decline this deal. None.

Heouf

Netherlands787 Posts

April 13 2012 15:41 GMT

#697

Well I just get my balls removed how about that. I will take the deal.

KimJongChill

United States6429 Posts

April 13 2012 15:41 GMT

#698

yes.

Meatt

United States98 Posts

April 13 2012 15:41 GMT

#699

This sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

This is so tempting, but after years of kicks to the balls, I'd probably hate my life. Waking up really happy, but then you remember...