EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 33
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kariido
Saudi Arabia179 Posts
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CHOChi
Germany73 Posts
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Dagon
Romania264 Posts
Then it's party all the way! P.S. And i would also buy Teamliquid, oGS and MBC! fuck yeah! | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
I'd take the money, you'd get used to the pain after a while and that's a shitload of money, could probably get your entire body replaced with a robotic one eventually too so you could live forever and the kicks would no longer hurt at all  | ||
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JaeZin
United States7 Posts
Over the course of time, your balls will begin to adapt to the pain, i guess you can call it conditioning. So eventually, your balls will become super tough and you won't feel the pain of getting kicked in the jewels 3 times a day. I guess you can say that's how you develop... balls of steel?  | ||
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IKenshinI
United States132 Posts
buy drugs feel no pain | ||
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Qwix
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StimCraft
United States144 Posts
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote: "...Your balls will never be permanently damaged. discuss..." so ez. no damage. yes. yes. yes. if you have that much pride to not take this deal, you deserve a kick in the balls | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
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Fredoq
Sweden206 Posts
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KillerPlague
United States1386 Posts
On October 26 2010 07:22 Fredoq wrote: I will do it and buy myself a jockstrap and i can be all day baby <3<3 you obviously didn't read the original post.. no way would i take the money, have you ever been kicked in the balls!? puts you down good for 15 minutes and hurts the entire day. couldn't imagine getting it 3 times a day even if i could buy w/e the fuck i wanted. | ||
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
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Snowfield
1289 Posts
On October 26 2010 06:47 Dagon wrote: Hell yeah! Then just spen 1-2 years on Wudang and learn to controll your pain with chi and you're done! Then it's party all the way! P.S. And i would also buy Teamliquid, oGS and MBC! fuck yeah! Id make my own proteam, and it would fucking own, it would just be called Team nutkick American shows... take 15 minutes of content, make 2 hours worth of TV | ||
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arthur
United Kingdom488 Posts
3 kicks a day is a lot less painful than 9 hours a day at work, and you earn shitloads more. Think about what you could do with $500million! You could turn all your friends and family into millionares. And still have $490million left! XD | ||
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Dwar3xwar
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Latham
9593 Posts
How hard will he kick? Can I get 1 free kick to try it out? Can I bring along a dynamo-metre to measure the kick's strength? If it will be some wownerd who shrivels upon being exposed to sunlight, I think I'd take it. If it would be some intergalactic supreme martial arts master, who devoted his entire life and existence to honing the skill of nutkicking, thus turning it into a form of art which transcends any normal pain known to man in the universe, I'd say no. | ||
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danbel1005
United States1319 Posts
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blagoonga123
United States2068 Posts
On October 26 2010 07:54 danbel1005 wrote: NOt worth it of course, what if u lose ur balls? even if u manage to survive the pain and later pay for a surgery Im guessing they will give u someone else balls and, well, not sure how would u will feel about having someone else balls inside u o.O?... didn't read OP | ||
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Aexact
2 Posts
On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote: Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check During the snorting, you get kicked in the balls. You faceplant into her ass and she tries to look stoic and professional, thinking you're one of those crazy rich people as you moan in pain into her crack. Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check Which you can't drive because of the risk that you'll get randomly kicked in the balls. Gonna have to hire a driver but that misses the point. Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it Everyone can see you getting kicked in the balls! Ratings skyrocket! Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now. Those women and children are gonna annoy you a lot more then bugging you for child support. Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can. Clone decides that they're a clone of you but without the ball kicking, could probably pass as you. I bet they're clever enough to make the next step, amirite? Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end. Seriously people, it's not just 15 minutes - 1 hour of pain total, it's the anxiety of when it happens while you wait to get kicked in the balls. | ||
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Catch]22
Sweden2683 Posts
On October 26 2010 07:41 arthur wrote: Worth it. $500million you could retire. 3 kicks a day is a lot less painful than 9 hours a day at work, and you earn shitloads more. Think about what you could do with $500million! You could turn all your friends and family into millionares. And still have $490million left! XD I would rather work 9 hours a day than get kicked in the nuts 3 times a day. | ||
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