EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 32
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AbsentLover
Romania84 Posts
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CuttyFlam
Belgium523 Posts
 Edit: Most people who'd do it probably would go insane after a few months/years... like in TOTALLY insane | ||
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Jupiter.sKy
United States50 Posts
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snorlax
United States755 Posts
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Siffer
United States467 Posts
I would buy a plethora of cups with the 500m. It wouldn't exactly be the most comfortable thing in the world, but well worth the 500m. | ||
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Sempiternity
United States62 Posts
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ozzymoto
108 Posts
On October 26 2010 02:30 Nightbiscuit wrote: Personally I'd take the 500 million, freeze some sperm and surgically remove my balls. Then that invisible person can kick them as much as he wants while I'm rich as hell and I'll still be able to have kids. Transexuals do the exact same thing you know? Only difference is, they get paid to have sex! =P | ||
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AbsentLover
Romania84 Posts
And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life. Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free! Enslave people - check Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now. Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Buy a yacht. Blow up said yacht. Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course. Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can. Take a trip into outer space. Buy an island. Build a harem. Hunt men. just for sports Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for. Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism. Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end. | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote: Let's consider it this way. You maybe experience 1 minute of intense pain after the kick, and probably need about 20 minutes to recover from that so you're back to your old self. That's 1 hour a day wasted, which you could consider a painful chore. And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life. Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free! Enslave people - check Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now. Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Buy a yacht. Blow up said yacht. Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course. Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can. Take a trip into outer space. Buy an island. Build a harem. Hunt men. just for sports Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for. Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism. Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end. OMG I rofl-lol'd! Clicking Yes option just becouse for that reason! | ||
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ZaaaaaM
Netherlands1828 Posts
On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote: Let's consider it this way. You maybe experience 1 minute of intense pain after the kick, and probably need about 20 minutes to recover from that so you're back to your old self. That's 1 hour a day wasted, which you could consider a painful chore. And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life. Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free! Enslave people - check Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now. Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Buy a yacht. Blow up said yacht. Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course. Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can. Take a trip into outer space. Buy an island. Build a harem. Hunt men. just for sports Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for. Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism. Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end. Hahah I'm gonna answer that the next time anyone asks what I would do with that much money^^ Btw, you 'only' get 500 million, so you cant do the AQ-sponsorship and impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span=( | ||
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Hellwitch
Canada272 Posts
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Slidd
29 Posts
and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money. | ||
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HoracE
United Kingdom180 Posts
I am pretty sure that you could have some decent pain killers or something to help you out also this made me think of the saying numbnuts which would probably be something u would aspire to in this situation. | ||
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us.insurgency
United States330 Posts
On October 26 2010 05:22 Slidd wrote: I would take lessons in Kombat Ki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money. you would get use to it so it would be an easy yes for me. | ||
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FoxSpirit
Austria160 Posts
On October 26 2010 05:22 Slidd wrote: I would take lessons in Kombat Ki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money. Haha... after watching this, ok. Bring it, invisible person :-P | ||
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jinorazi
Korea (South)4948 Posts
as for me, that'll be like living with a curse. win a lotto but you'll start losing people around you (lost). no thanks. | ||
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Zerokaiser
Canada885 Posts
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
On October 26 2010 04:49 Siffer wrote: Yes. I would buy a plethora of cups with the 500m. It wouldn't exactly be the most comfortable thing in the world, but well worth the 500m. Too bad he says in the OP no cups allowed. | ||
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palanq
United States761 Posts
they must show him getting hit in the groin like 50 times in the span of 5 minutes | ||
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Shaoling
Sweden344 Posts
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote: No one else can see this person. Zomg, so you basiclly go nuts while someone goes nuts on your nuts? Man... doenst sound like a good deal. | ||
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