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AbsentLover
Profile Joined July 2009
Romania84 Posts
October 25 2010 19:39 GMT
#621
It's not even a hard choice, lol. Hell, i would slaughter my own parents for that kind of money.
CuttyFlam
Profile Joined April 2010
Belgium523 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 19:48:30
October 25 2010 19:45 GMT
#622
Hell NO rofl, but i would perhaps reconsider if it was just in the morning and not at 2 random times in the day too

Edit: Most people who'd do it probably would go insane after a few months/years... like in TOTALLY insane
Leave it to ................... Luck!!
Jupiter.sKy
Profile Joined December 2009
United States50 Posts
October 25 2010 19:46 GMT
#623
i hear there are those monks that don't care to get kicked in the balls...
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
October 25 2010 19:47 GMT
#624
I A. don't know how this discussion is going on and B. would deff do this, 50 million is set for life more or less and overall each day you have to suffer maybe 15 minutes of pain, 8 hour workday>15 minutes of pain as far as sucking goes IMO.
Siffer
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States467 Posts
October 25 2010 19:49 GMT
#625
Yes.

I would buy a plethora of cups with the 500m. It wouldn't exactly be the most comfortable thing in the world, but well worth the 500m.
Sempiternity
Profile Joined August 2010
United States62 Posts
October 25 2010 19:50 GMT
#626
Sign me up... Ive worked jobs that felt like a kick in the balls for far less.. Im in!
ozzymoto
Profile Joined September 2010
108 Posts
October 25 2010 19:53 GMT
#627
On October 26 2010 02:30 Nightbiscuit wrote:
Personally I'd take the 500 million, freeze some sperm and surgically remove my balls. Then that invisible person can kick them as much as he wants while I'm rich as hell and I'll still be able to have kids.



Transexuals do the exact same thing you know? Only difference is, they get paid to have sex! =P
AbsentLover
Profile Joined July 2009
Romania84 Posts
October 25 2010 19:59 GMT
#628
Let's consider it this way. You maybe experience 1 minute of intense pain after the kick, and probably need about 20 minutes to recover from that so you're back to your old self. That's 1 hour a day wasted, which you could consider a painful chore.

And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life.

Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check
Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check
Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it
Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free!
Enslave people - check
Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now.
Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buy a yacht.
Blow up said yacht.
Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course.
Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can.
Take a trip into outer space.
Buy an island.
Build a harem.
Hunt men. just for sports
Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for.
Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism.

Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
October 25 2010 20:10 GMT
#629
On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote:
Let's consider it this way. You maybe experience 1 minute of intense pain after the kick, and probably need about 20 minutes to recover from that so you're back to your old self. That's 1 hour a day wasted, which you could consider a painful chore.

And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life.

Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check
Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check
Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it
Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free!
Enslave people - check
Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now.
Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buy a yacht.
Blow up said yacht.
Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course.
Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can.
Take a trip into outer space.
Buy an island.
Build a harem.
Hunt men. just for sports
Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for.
Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism.

Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end.

OMG I rofl-lol'd! Clicking Yes option just becouse for that reason!
Forever Vulture.. :(
ZaaaaaM
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1828 Posts
October 25 2010 20:14 GMT
#630
On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote:
Let's consider it this way. You maybe experience 1 minute of intense pain after the kick, and probably need about 20 minutes to recover from that so you're back to your old self. That's 1 hour a day wasted, which you could consider a painful chore.

And the reward is you can get everything you ever wished for in life.

Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check
Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check
Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it
Maybe you always wanted to murder someone but it was too risky and couldn't afford going to jail? Now you have enough money to pay off all the right people and get away scott free!
Enslave people - check
Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now.
Helping the poor and the needy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buy a yacht.
Blow up said yacht.
Did i say blow? You can do blow while you blow off the yacht. Off a hookers ass of course.
Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can.
Take a trip into outer space.
Buy an island.
Build a harem.
Hunt men. just for sports
Sponsor Al Quaeda with 500 billion $ for ultimate weaponry and technology to destroy america and everything it stands for.
Then fund the USA the same way to battle terrorism.

Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end.

Hahah I'm gonna answer that the next time anyone asks what I would do with that much money^^
Btw, you 'only' get 500 million, so you cant do the AQ-sponsorship and impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span=(
no dude, the question
Hellwitch
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada272 Posts
October 25 2010 20:17 GMT
#631
I can't believe how many people are willing to cut their balls for money. I mean where the hell is your pride, guys!? Anyway, i don't think i would be able to enjoy the 500 millions with that kind of deal, since i'm happy the way i live, but i guess if my life was already terrible, then i would certainly think about it.
“I think the MVP title for today goes to Airman Firebathero because he is the one who grabbed the enemy commander and threw himself into the river.” - PianO
Slidd
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
29 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 20:35:25
October 25 2010 20:22 GMT
#632
I would take lessons in Combat Ki


and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money.
HoracE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom180 Posts
October 25 2010 20:24 GMT
#633
Hmm with that amount of money you would be able to increase the quality of life for your family and future generations of your family so much that I would pretty much take this amount of money for any amount of punishment.

I am pretty sure that you could have some decent pain killers or something to help you out also this made me think of the saying numbnuts which would probably be something u would aspire to in this situation.
us.insurgency
Profile Joined March 2010
United States330 Posts
October 25 2010 20:28 GMT
#634
On October 26 2010 05:22 Slidd wrote:
I would take lessons in Kombat Ki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related

and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money.

you would get use to it so it would be an easy yes for me.
FoxSpirit
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria160 Posts
October 25 2010 20:35 GMT
#635
On October 26 2010 05:22 Slidd wrote:
I would take lessons in Kombat Ki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related

and shall feel no pain, would gladly take the money.


Haha... after watching this, ok. Bring it, invisible person :-P
Q.Q because of PewPew
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
October 25 2010 20:38 GMT
#636
i think certain people will have no problem with it, actually, some will love it and its just free money.
as for me, that'll be like living with a curse. win a lotto but you'll start losing people around you (lost). no thanks.
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
Zerokaiser
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada885 Posts
October 25 2010 20:50 GMT
#637
Would I let someone kick me in the balls for $3 000? Yes. Besides, I'd get used to it.
Lanaia is love.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
October 25 2010 20:53 GMT
#638
On October 26 2010 04:49 Siffer wrote:
Yes.

I would buy a plethora of cups with the 500m. It wouldn't exactly be the most comfortable thing in the world, but well worth the 500m.

Too bad he says in the OP no cups allowed.
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
October 25 2010 20:57 GMT
#639
LOL @ that video
they must show him getting hit in the groin like 50 times in the span of 5 minutes
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Shaoling
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden344 Posts
October 25 2010 21:37 GMT
#640
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
No one else can see this person.


Zomg, so you basiclly go nuts while someone goes nuts on your nuts? Man... doenst sound like a good deal.
www.feelingcontemptuous.com - My music website [Dubstep/Electro/House]
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