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Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
October 25 2010 18:06 GMT
#601
Well there is no permanent damage it's a good amount of money, and nobody can see the guy so I don't see anything wrong here
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
ChewbroCColi
Profile Joined July 2009
Denmark108 Posts
October 25 2010 18:06 GMT
#602
Who needs all that money? I got my Starcraft I got my cola I got my gf. What more could I possibly need? xD
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7595 Posts
October 25 2010 18:08 GMT
#603
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls


now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day




also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca


Hahahahaha. Inquisitor has it all planned ^^
SlyinZ
Profile Joined August 2010
France199 Posts
October 25 2010 18:10 GMT
#604
Yes, then i will buy a machine gun, then kill this mofo.
Otherwise i can buy the planet earth and the moon with 500.000.000 $.
Dr. ROCKZO
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand396 Posts
October 25 2010 18:14 GMT
#605
I wonder how many times Carlos Slim gets kicked in a day. I'd do it though. Everyone knows that getting kicked in the balls isn't as massive as everyone makes it out to be.
or something
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
October 25 2010 18:15 GMT
#606
On October 26 2010 03:06 ChewbroCColi wrote:
Who needs all that money? I got my Starcraft I got my cola I got my gf. What more could I possibly need? xD


An ambition.
MrArarat
Profile Joined September 2010
Argentina132 Posts
October 25 2010 18:28 GMT
#607
No amount of money is worth that kind of pain...
Resting on the mountain side...
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
October 25 2010 18:29 GMT
#608
No weeeei. I got kicked really hard only once in my life, it was an accident. It hurt sooo bad. I also experienced a testicular torsion surgery. Trust me, you don't want anything messing with your balls guys.
marcusklaas
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands81 Posts
October 25 2010 18:37 GMT
#609
I would do it if I only got kicked in the balls for one month or less.
Never give up, never surrender!
applejuice
Profile Joined October 2010
307 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 18:50:08
October 25 2010 18:48 GMT
#610
Yeah of course.

There are people out there (well, there's at least one guy) that can get kicked in the balls extremely hard while feeling minimal pain. I don't think it was Mythbusters, but on some similar type of show... they had a guy demonstrate that. I'm sure youtube has some vids.

You just have to have it done regularly, which this would certainly accomplish.

Edit: I'd have children first, though. Hahaha.
MustSeeSC
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States83 Posts
October 25 2010 18:54 GMT
#611
Balls are going to be damaged?
Implant steel balls, cause kicker pain!
"Cry in the Dojo, Laugh in the Battlefield"
Teejing
Profile Joined January 2009
Germany1360 Posts
October 25 2010 18:57 GMT
#612
i said yes before, but i guess i have just forgotten how painful pain can be ^^
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
October 25 2010 19:00 GMT
#613
Get that Shaolin "balls of steel"-training? :o

Those guys can endure even 100 kicks in their balls :o

THEY WITHSTAND FRIGGIN SPEARS FFS
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 25 2010 19:02 GMT
#614
On October 26 2010 03:06 Blasterion wrote:
Well there is no permanent damage it's a good amount of money, and nobody can see the guy so I don't see anything wrong here

YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS!
RawrAnOcean
Profile Joined February 2006
United States359 Posts
October 25 2010 19:04 GMT
#615
Maybe your balls will harden after a while. I voted no.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
October 25 2010 19:10 GMT
#616
On October 26 2010 03:10 SlyinZ wrote:
Yes, then i will buy a machine gun, then kill this mofo.
Otherwise i can buy the planet earth and the moon with 500.000.000 $.

I hope this is a joke right?


Well to clear the OP question we could ask Bill Gates.
This is our town, scrub
Marahumm
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States98 Posts
October 25 2010 19:12 GMT
#617
No permanent damage? Absolutely. Would suck if this happened during sex, but it's random moments in the day so I'll take my chances.

Slightly on-topic, a couple buddies and I plan to watch the newest jackass movie and write down how much money we would have to get paid in order to go through with the nonsense portrayed in the film.
Looks like you mashed some poor fellers dog, Sarge.
Piski
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Finland3461 Posts
October 25 2010 19:14 GMT
#618
Tough choice :O I don't like being kicked in the balls but I sure as hell can find something fun to do to compensate that.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
October 25 2010 19:17 GMT
#619
snap call.
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
October 25 2010 19:38 GMT
#620
well, your balls would become conditioned over time, right?
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
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