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FrostedMiniWheats
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30730 Posts
October 21 2010 19:07 GMT
#581
Would totally do this. He who dares wins.
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Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
October 21 2010 19:09 GMT
#582
On October 22 2010 03:57 Stuv wrote:
I'm a masochist, I'd do it for 100 million.

Rofl. You, my man, are quite something.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
October 21 2010 23:08 GMT
#583
This is like how i met your mother's slap AHAHAAH but with no money and less painful
but i wouldnt getting kicked the shit outta you everyday as a 'random' routine is lol
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
October 25 2010 17:01 GMT
#584
On October 21 2010 13:18 EchOne wrote:Exactly. In fifty years of work at a 9-5 job, you'll be forced to work over one hundred thousand hours, assuming you work 260 work days a year as you would as an American. Just think about that for a while. One hundred thousand. Hours. This isn't even including time spent commuting or taking care of any number of chores (lawn, house, bills, taxes, law, health, investments, family) that you could technically pay others to handle. You could condemn yourself to a life of dull drudgery, or you could accept intermittent attacks of severe pain and then spend those tens of thousands of hours doing whatever the hell you feel like. For the rest of your life. This isn't even considering whatever fancy material possessions you could gain, because those are irrelevant compared to the ultimate treasure of freedom.

Apparently many people value the comfort of their balls more than time and free will.


The idea is to get a job you enjoy; there shouldn't be the "dull drudgery", as you put it. Personally I don't mind my job; it's intellectually stimulating, the people I work with are great and so forth. I'm sure it'll get boring eventually but that's why you can change jobs too.

Heck, even if I had no financial concerns whatsoever, I would most likely take a job (albeit probably one with less hours/responsibilities). Granted, having nothing to do but playing SC2 all day sounds fun but, like anything else, it would get ridiculously boring eventually.

To me, a comfortable, happy life > extravagant, luxurious life with psychological trama (from always wondering when the next hit would be), sleep deprivation (from always getting woken up with a boot to the nads at unexpected times in the morning) & intense physical pain several times daily. It's not even close.
TuElite
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2123 Posts
October 25 2010 17:06 GMT
#585
lol obviously. SNAP accept. No question here imo.
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JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
October 25 2010 17:10 GMT
#586
It seems like a good deal for me. But really it's a question that just makes me pissed off when I think of it, since all options are so unoptimal.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Man.Magic
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
October 25 2010 17:12 GMT
#587
If I am having sex or powerlifting. This would be a problem. Otherwise, pain killers. GG.
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jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
October 25 2010 17:13 GMT
#588
Love these moral dilemma polls.

I just wonder what all those people who choosed to accept it were thinking about.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
October 25 2010 17:14 GMT
#589
I think earning the 500million is the whole appeal of being mega-rich.
If you were just given it you wouldn't have the respect or the job to go with it. So what you gonna do with the rest of your life, just be an asshole?

Plus you wouldn't be able to drive, rockclimb, ski; in fact even cutting bread becomes fucking dangerous if you could get kicked in the balls any second.

So I pick NO WAY!

Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Special Endrey
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany1929 Posts
October 25 2010 17:16 GMT
#590
if been through worse - think about how much good you can do with dad amount auf money
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Pwere
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1557 Posts
October 25 2010 17:24 GMT
#591
It depends on if this invisible kicker is malevolent or not. If he purposefully chooses the worse time to kick, then it's obviously a no, you could die so easily from a kick in the balls while driving or whatever. If the kick is only the pain in a random moment where it doesn't put your life in real danger and no permanent damage, then sure, I'll take a hit for the team.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
October 25 2010 17:27 GMT
#592
On October 26 2010 02:14 Klive5ive wrote:
I think earning the 500million is the whole appeal of being mega-rich.
If you were just given it you wouldn't have the respect or the job to go with it. So what you gonna do with the rest of your life, just be an asshole?

Plus you wouldn't be able to drive, rockclimb, ski; in fact even cutting bread becomes fucking dangerous if you could get kicked in the balls any second.

So I pick NO WAY!



i'd love to be a rich douchebag
Nightbiscuit
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden179 Posts
October 25 2010 17:30 GMT
#593
Personally I'd take the 500 million, freeze some sperm and surgically remove my balls. Then that invisible person can kick them as much as he wants while I'm rich as hell and I'll still be able to have kids.
Korynne
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada990 Posts
October 25 2010 17:34 GMT
#594
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


Let's not forget that money decreases in utility as you have more of it. xP When you have $10 million dollars, getting kicked in the balls for $9k doesn't sound like such a good idea anymore. So the actual utility would not be $9000 as you see it now, but probably like $500 in your current financial situation.
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Psyclon
Profile Joined July 2010
Bulgaria2443 Posts
October 25 2010 17:40 GMT
#595
I guess the idea of the deal is to actually feel the pain three times a day, so any surgical removals or painkillers would be prohibited. And considering that there will be no damage - this would be the easiest decision in my life! No pain, no gain....literally
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Originalien
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia28 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 17:46:27
October 25 2010 17:42 GMT
#596
ROFLMFAO!! This question made me piss myself.... And then it made me sad to see all so many people say yes

This thread makes me realise how much materialism and capitalism has truly twisted our worlds heads into selfish detached organisms. If i could solve the worlds problems with the money ( which u couldnt with that sum of money ), like build enough infrastructure , farms, etc for every nation on the world, if i could influence changes in the worlds management systems and help the environment, if it payed for every single person to have access to uncensored education, if it could solve all ecological crysis's all over the world.... Then YES i would do it, for the good of humanity

Would i do it so i could get endless blow, hottest hookers on then end of my knob whilst i sit in my mansion, NO. Buddism 101 - Desire is Pain. U get the 500million, then what? Did u know that statistically speaking the richer you get the less happy you are... why is that, because the LIE that u have been told, that u can buy happiness, that happiness can be attained through possessions dosnt work and when u get rich u realize that and u dont know how to be happy anymore

I hope some of you wake up from the enslavement that corporate/age old powers have instilled in you from an early age..... "Want to be happy?? Buy Shit!!" Its a joke and a tool of control to make you work in their system for them.
"Not Enough Minerals" - Aint that the truth
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
October 25 2010 17:46 GMT
#597
I'm pretty sure that having so much money is going to tire very fast whilst the kick in the groin will be similarly painful every day. It would also leave most people (the ones that have money as their life goal) without a purpose in life.

No thanks, for me things are way more enjoyable when I've worked really hard to get it. No-one will be happy when he hasn't anything to dream about.
I think esports is pretty nice.
jurch
Profile Joined December 2009
Slovenia60 Posts
October 25 2010 17:50 GMT
#598
For this kind of money you can get your balls removed or plated with titanium (it's not a cup ).
Therick
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway324 Posts
October 25 2010 17:57 GMT
#599
hells yeah. i just get my balls cut off and he would go after dem rite? its worth it
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Artifice
Profile Joined May 2010
United States523 Posts
October 25 2010 18:02 GMT
#600
30 minutes of pain a day for infinity dollars sounds better than working 40+ hours a week for not infinity dollars.
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