• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 13:42
CET 19:42
KST 03:42
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners10Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10[ASL20] Finals Preview: Arrival13TL.net Map Contest #21: Voting12[ASL20] Ro4 Preview: Descent11
Community News
StarCraft, SC2, HotS, WC3, Returning to Blizzcon!44$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship7[BSL21] RO32 Group Stage4Weekly Cups (Oct 26-Nov 2): Liquid, Clem, Solar win; LAN in Philly2Weekly Cups (Oct 20-26): MaxPax, Clem, Creator win10
StarCraft 2
General
Mech is the composition that needs teleportation t StarCraft, SC2, HotS, WC3, Returning to Blizzcon! RotterdaM "Serral is the GOAT, and it's not close" TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners Weekly Cups (Oct 20-26): MaxPax, Clem, Creator win
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Constellation Cup - Main Event - Stellar Fest $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship Merivale 8 Open - LAN - Stellar Fest Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond)
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation Mutation # 498 Wheel of Misfortune|Cradle of Death Mutation # 497 Battle Haredened Mutation # 496 Endless Infection
Brood War
General
FlaSh on: Biggest Problem With SnOw's Playstyle BW General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Where's CardinalAllin/Jukado the mapmaker? [ASL20] Ask the mapmakers — Drop your questions
Tourneys
[ASL20] Grand Finals [BSL21] RO32 Group A - Saturday 21:00 CET [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO32 Group B - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Current Meta PvZ map balance How to stay on top of macro? Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Should offensive tower rushing be viable in RTS games? Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread SPIRED by.ASL Mafia {211640}
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread The Games Industry And ATVI Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! Korean Music Discussion Series you have seen recently...
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2026 Football Thread NBA General Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
SC2 Client Relocalization [Change SC2 Language] Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Learning my new SC2 hotkey…
Hildegard
Coffee x Performance in Espo…
TrAiDoS
Saturation point
Uldridge
DnB/metal remix FFO Mick Go…
ImbaTosS
Reality "theory" prov…
perfectspheres
Our Last Hope in th…
KrillinFromwales
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1662 users

$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 28

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 26 27 28 29 30 69 Next
HobbitGotGame
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada178 Posts
October 21 2010 02:38 GMT
#541
Hell yes, I'd have the testicular fortitude of a shaolin monk, with enough money to purchase more shaolin monks. I could have an army of shaolin monks and be their ultimate iron groin master.
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
October 21 2010 02:42 GMT
#542
I would train in combat ki and learn to be cool with getting kicked in the balls.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Grebliv
Profile Joined May 2006
Iceland800 Posts
October 21 2010 02:45 GMT
#543
keep the $$$, I'd take the ballkicks!*






*+ Show Spoiler +
given that i could still get the money and there'd be no ballkicking
ESV Mapmaking!
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
October 21 2010 02:45 GMT
#544
Working 9-5 is like getting kicked in the balls for 8 hours a day.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
October 21 2010 02:51 GMT
#545
I'd take the money, eventually your body would get used to it...
I play RANDOM!
reg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States134 Posts
October 21 2010 02:52 GMT
#546
Pain killers + jock strap < $500,000,000.00
Hanz_Briks
Profile Joined October 2010
United States5 Posts
October 21 2010 02:53 GMT
#547
1.Get kicked in the nuts three times a day
2.....
3.Profit!
Poverty sucks, plus I'd just go through the whole hindu monk thing to where i could handle it. Terrible first few months (year?) but after the training, thats a lot of hookers and blow
Do you see me eating mice!?!
Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
October 21 2010 02:56 GMT
#548
On October 21 2010 04:23 Licmyobelisk wrote:
just wanna bump this for the new comers! one of the most epic threads in TL read from pages 1 to here

Epic Bump.
aztrorisk
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States896 Posts
October 21 2010 03:18 GMT
#549
I would sleep in fear....Ya, I'll still take the deal. Then I can pursue my dreams to be a sc2 pro
A lock that opens to many keys is a bad lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key.
yoplate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
October 21 2010 03:23 GMT
#550
At first i was like "500 Mil, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!"

Then I thought "Wait a minute, getting kicked in the balls hurts. And its 3 times a day. And its random. Ouch"

So ima go with no.
reprise
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada316 Posts
October 21 2010 03:25 GMT
#551
Whatever Wolverine had done to his bones, I'd pay for half for them to do that shit to my balls. Bonus if they can get the claws to come out there too.
for graphs of passion, and charts of stars
leve15
Profile Joined August 2010
United States301 Posts
October 21 2010 03:28 GMT
#552
I just imagined being in bed with 3 hot chicks and fuckin' one of them and then getting kicked in the balls from behind by a skinhead in steel-toed boots.

NO THANKS
bobbingmatt
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 03:31:15
October 21 2010 03:29 GMT
#553
Do glad this thread got brought back!
When I first saw this I lol'ed, then i couldn't decided, then i realized that i want a lot of money, then i thought of how much it would hurt, then i realized i would get use to it, but then i saw the line that everyone had been overlooking,

"Your balls will never be permanently damaged."

This is one of the rules, it doesn't say "your balls will never be permanently damaged from the kick in the balls" You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR DICK AND NEVER RISK DAMAGE. You could even try cutting it off with chainsaw or having sex with seven thousand hookers and it wouldn't get permanently damaged!

And the most important bit, when you die your indestructible balls will never live on! people will pay good money to see the balls the would be permanently damaged!! They would pray to them, and want to touch them, and you could die peacefully knowing that your balls will live on.
no
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 21 2010 03:34 GMT
#554
On October 21 2010 07:02 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 06:49 Shpiel wrote:
You're having sex. Kicked in balls.
You're enjoying a margarita. Kicked in the balls.
You're talking to your girlfriend's boobs. Kicked in the balls.
How awkward would all that be? Suddenly falling down and reeling in pain or grabbing your crotch for what seems like no apparent reason (to others).

But hell, I'd do it.

Would be awkward but they would still love you cause you got the cash

Exactly -- I feel like with that kind of money almost any behavior you exhibit will be deemed okay by your peers :p
Stoids
Profile Joined August 2010
United States636 Posts
October 21 2010 03:42 GMT
#555
Old thread, but scenario is still as thought provoking as ever. I will run a few tests and get back to you on this gents.
*Insert Inspirational Day[9] Daily #100 Quote* | Fantasy | qxc, Brat_OK
luckySe7en
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
148 Posts
October 21 2010 03:48 GMT
#556
even if you can't wear a cup, you can sever the pain nerves that are coming from your balls to your head.

those nerves run separately from the sensation nerves, so you're fine
drekk
Profile Joined July 2010
91 Posts
October 21 2010 03:53 GMT
#557
Lmao this is a interesting poll, i will not vote though because 1. i dont know if i could withstain the pain and 2. if i can withstain the pain i still dont know if it is worht all of that money.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
October 21 2010 03:56 GMT
#558
On October 21 2010 12:42 Stoids wrote:
Old thread, but scenario is still as thought provoking as ever. I will run a few tests and get back to you on this gents.

What? O.o
iCanada
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada10660 Posts
October 21 2010 04:01 GMT
#559
That is actually super easy... Give me the money, I'd have kids then have my balls surgically removed.

Have fun kicking the wall, Mr Invisible.
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2593 Posts
October 21 2010 04:04 GMT
#560
I get my balls kicked all the time anyways (by life) can't get much worse than it alrdy is : /
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
Prev 1 26 27 28 29 30 69 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
IPSL
18:00
Ro24 Group F
JDConan vs WIZARD
WolFix vs Cross
Liquipedia
LAN Event
15:00
Stellar Fest: Day 3
Clem vs Zoun
ComeBackTV 1214
UrsaTVCanada628
IndyStarCraft 321
EnkiAlexander 59
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
IndyStarCraft 321
BRAT_OK 114
Railgan 60
ProTech42
StarCraft: Brood War
Backho 47
zelot 33
scan(afreeca) 11
Dota 2
qojqva3067
Dendi1203
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox153
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor549
Other Games
gofns7773
FrodaN1368
B2W.Neo877
ceh9325
Liquid`VortiX311
Sick169
Hui .154
Grubby129
ArmadaUGS120
Mew2King88
ToD66
mouzStarbuck55
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick670
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Adnapsc2 23
• davetesta10
• Kozan
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Michael_bg 7
• Pr0nogo 7
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV658
• Ler81
League of Legends
• Nemesis3577
• Shiphtur862
Upcoming Events
BSL 21
1h 18m
spx vs rasowy
HBO vs KameZerg
Cross vs Razz
dxtr13 vs ZZZero
OSC
4h 18m
OSC
14h 18m
Wardi Open
17h 18m
Wardi Open
21h 18m
Replay Cast
1d 4h
WardiTV Korean Royale
1d 17h
Replay Cast
2 days
Kung Fu Cup
2 days
Classic vs Solar
herO vs Cure
Reynor vs GuMiho
ByuN vs ShoWTimE
Tenacious Turtle Tussle
3 days
[ Show More ]
The PondCast
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Solar vs Zoun
MaxPax vs Bunny
Kung Fu Cup
3 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
Classic vs Creator
Cure vs TriGGeR
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
herO vs Gerald
ByuN vs SHIN
Kung Fu Cup
5 days
BSL 21
6 days
Tarson vs Julia
Doodle vs OldBoy
eOnzErG vs WolFix
StRyKeR vs Aeternum
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Reynor vs sOs
Maru vs Ryung
Kung Fu Cup
6 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-11-07
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
SOOP Univ League 2025
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
Stellar Fest: Constellation Cup
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual

Upcoming

SLON Tour Season 2
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
RSL Revival: Season 3
META Madness #9
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026: Closed Qualifier
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.