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HobbitGotGame
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada178 Posts
October 21 2010 02:38 GMT
#541
Hell yes, I'd have the testicular fortitude of a shaolin monk, with enough money to purchase more shaolin monks. I could have an army of shaolin monks and be their ultimate iron groin master.
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1438 Posts
October 21 2010 02:42 GMT
#542
I would train in combat ki and learn to be cool with getting kicked in the balls.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Grebliv
Profile Joined May 2006
Iceland800 Posts
October 21 2010 02:45 GMT
#543
keep the $$$, I'd take the ballkicks!*






*+ Show Spoiler +
given that i could still get the money and there'd be no ballkicking
ESV Mapmaking!
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
October 21 2010 02:45 GMT
#544
Working 9-5 is like getting kicked in the balls for 8 hours a day.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
October 21 2010 02:51 GMT
#545
I'd take the money, eventually your body would get used to it...
I play RANDOM!
reg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States134 Posts
October 21 2010 02:52 GMT
#546
Pain killers + jock strap < $500,000,000.00
Hanz_Briks
Profile Joined October 2010
United States5 Posts
October 21 2010 02:53 GMT
#547
1.Get kicked in the nuts three times a day
2.....
3.Profit!
Poverty sucks, plus I'd just go through the whole hindu monk thing to where i could handle it. Terrible first few months (year?) but after the training, thats a lot of hookers and blow
Do you see me eating mice!?!
Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
October 21 2010 02:56 GMT
#548
On October 21 2010 04:23 Licmyobelisk wrote:
just wanna bump this for the new comers! one of the most epic threads in TL read from pages 1 to here

Epic Bump.
aztrorisk
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States896 Posts
October 21 2010 03:18 GMT
#549
I would sleep in fear....Ya, I'll still take the deal. Then I can pursue my dreams to be a sc2 pro
A lock that opens to many keys is a bad lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key.
yoplate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
October 21 2010 03:23 GMT
#550
At first i was like "500 Mil, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!"

Then I thought "Wait a minute, getting kicked in the balls hurts. And its 3 times a day. And its random. Ouch"

So ima go with no.
reprise
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada316 Posts
October 21 2010 03:25 GMT
#551
Whatever Wolverine had done to his bones, I'd pay for half for them to do that shit to my balls. Bonus if they can get the claws to come out there too.
for graphs of passion, and charts of stars
leve15
Profile Joined August 2010
United States301 Posts
October 21 2010 03:28 GMT
#552
I just imagined being in bed with 3 hot chicks and fuckin' one of them and then getting kicked in the balls from behind by a skinhead in steel-toed boots.

NO THANKS
bobbingmatt
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 03:31:15
October 21 2010 03:29 GMT
#553
Do glad this thread got brought back!
When I first saw this I lol'ed, then i couldn't decided, then i realized that i want a lot of money, then i thought of how much it would hurt, then i realized i would get use to it, but then i saw the line that everyone had been overlooking,

"Your balls will never be permanently damaged."

This is one of the rules, it doesn't say "your balls will never be permanently damaged from the kick in the balls" You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR DICK AND NEVER RISK DAMAGE. You could even try cutting it off with chainsaw or having sex with seven thousand hookers and it wouldn't get permanently damaged!

And the most important bit, when you die your indestructible balls will never live on! people will pay good money to see the balls the would be permanently damaged!! They would pray to them, and want to touch them, and you could die peacefully knowing that your balls will live on.
no
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 21 2010 03:34 GMT
#554
On October 21 2010 07:02 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 06:49 Shpiel wrote:
You're having sex. Kicked in balls.
You're enjoying a margarita. Kicked in the balls.
You're talking to your girlfriend's boobs. Kicked in the balls.
How awkward would all that be? Suddenly falling down and reeling in pain or grabbing your crotch for what seems like no apparent reason (to others).

But hell, I'd do it.

Would be awkward but they would still love you cause you got the cash

Exactly -- I feel like with that kind of money almost any behavior you exhibit will be deemed okay by your peers :p
Stoids
Profile Joined August 2010
United States636 Posts
October 21 2010 03:42 GMT
#555
Old thread, but scenario is still as thought provoking as ever. I will run a few tests and get back to you on this gents.
*Insert Inspirational Day[9] Daily #100 Quote* | Fantasy | qxc, Brat_OK
luckySe7en
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
148 Posts
October 21 2010 03:48 GMT
#556
even if you can't wear a cup, you can sever the pain nerves that are coming from your balls to your head.

those nerves run separately from the sensation nerves, so you're fine
drekk
Profile Joined July 2010
91 Posts
October 21 2010 03:53 GMT
#557
Lmao this is a interesting poll, i will not vote though because 1. i dont know if i could withstain the pain and 2. if i can withstain the pain i still dont know if it is worht all of that money.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
October 21 2010 03:56 GMT
#558
On October 21 2010 12:42 Stoids wrote:
Old thread, but scenario is still as thought provoking as ever. I will run a few tests and get back to you on this gents.

What? O.o
iCanada
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada10660 Posts
October 21 2010 04:01 GMT
#559
That is actually super easy... Give me the money, I'd have kids then have my balls surgically removed.

Have fun kicking the wall, Mr Invisible.
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2600 Posts
October 21 2010 04:04 GMT
#560
I get my balls kicked all the time anyways (by life) can't get much worse than it alrdy is : /
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
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