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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
October 21 2010 00:11 GMT
#501
On October 21 2010 09:08 Airstrike wrote:
I'd invest in a titanium scrotum.

oh when your having fun in bed, your partner wont be.

I would not do this cause i like my balls very much
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
October 21 2010 00:11 GMT
#502
No pain no gain, the deal is sealed by the 'no permenant damage' rule.
Beyir
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark33 Posts
October 21 2010 00:15 GMT
#503
lol with that kind of cash im pretty sure i could buy surgery to remove the nerve endings from that region, seeing as it specifies that i will not be taking perminate damage.. that or get some kickass (pun intended) regional tranqs so i couldnt feel it (prob the ladder to enjoy sex )
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if i think he is going to start a fair fight, or if there is a woman involved.... or if I'm getting paid, mostly if I'm getting paid"
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
October 21 2010 00:18 GMT
#504
Im sure this guy wouldnt mind

Together but separate, like oatmeal
PerQ
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden48 Posts
October 21 2010 00:18 GMT
#505
My balls hurt just by reading this!
Never ever!
http://twitter.com/PerKIU
Wargizmo
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia1237 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 00:20:21
October 21 2010 00:19 GMT
#506
Studies show that 6 months after winning the lottery people are no more content in their lives than they were before they won.

However people who live in a state of constant pain have significantly lower quality of lives regardless of their financial situation and lifestyle.
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is best. - Frank Zappa
LaXerCannon
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada558 Posts
October 21 2010 00:20 GMT
#507
On October 21 2010 08:10 Rodiel wrote:
Naaaa its like this greek legend with the man who got a part of his body eated each day by a bird and regenerate at night, its horrible.
money not enough for this, immortality, savior maccro, or super power would be ok for me


Sounds like Prometheus except it was his liver that was eaten by an eagle
Just keep swimming
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 21 2010 00:24 GMT
#508
HOLY FUCK.

not a chance. this is the worst thing ever. the constant anticipation of the "random" kick would be the worst.
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
October 21 2010 00:29 GMT
#509
500 mil PLUS I wouldn't really be scared of being kicked in the balls in a dark alley anymore?

Hell yes. You'll probably be hardened to the pain after a while anyway.
Hell of a lot manlier way to get woken up by than with an alarm clock too. "How do you manage to get up on time each day?" "Oh, I take a kick to the groin and then go eat breakfast,"
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
Pandonetho
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada321 Posts
October 21 2010 00:34 GMT
#510
I couldn't do it. I couldn't live life like this.

What if you one day decide to go sky diving because you're like, HELL YEAH GOT 500 000 000 TIME TO DO EXCITING THINGS.

Then mid fall you get magically kicked in the nuts and forget to pull your parachute.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
October 21 2010 00:35 GMT
#511
i dont really know. i mean, how hard will the kicks be? will i be kicked so hard that i can barely stand tall or walk for several hours, or is it just one of those kicks that hurt for 5 minutes and then the pain goes away?

"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
October 21 2010 00:36 GMT
#512
I'd do it for less.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
TemplarCo.
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Mexico2870 Posts
October 21 2010 00:37 GMT
#513
CrAp! hell no, i like my balls the way they are.
With an average game length of 7m36s over his 6 games in GSL3, this is a no-brainer. BitByBit pulls more SCVs than yo momma at a club on Mar Sara. ♞
TheGiftedApe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1243 Posts
October 21 2010 00:44 GMT
#514
you simply hire someone to take the hit to the balls for you, it says nothing about that.
xO-Gaming.com || [xO]TheGiftedApe.364 || xO-Gaming Manager.
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
October 21 2010 00:47 GMT
#515
think of it this way, with all that money you'd never have to work again. just think of all the pain endured by working a whole day concentrated into two specific instants. sounds good to me
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Khrane
Profile Joined April 2010
United States127 Posts
October 21 2010 01:01 GMT
#516
Could I take a 3rd of the money for only one kick per day?

Because 166 million is more than enough to never worry about money anyway. =O
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
October 21 2010 01:11 GMT
#517
On October 21 2010 09:00 Stropheum wrote:
I'd devote my winnings to researching how to kill invisible people

Marry me!
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
October 21 2010 01:12 GMT
#518
After a while your balls won't hurt anymore by getting kicked so I'd gladly take the 500 mil :D
Writerptrk
Seanly
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada73 Posts
October 21 2010 01:23 GMT
#519
Maybe after a while defending from a kick in the balls would become instinctual and the challenge would actually turn you into a supreme warrior! A supremely RICH warrior!! I'll take it!!!
Uh oh, we're drunk again.
dtvu
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia687 Posts
October 21 2010 01:26 GMT
#520
for 500 mil this would be cake. I take the scenario as a job advert:
____
Do You want a job that gets you Half A BILLION DOLLAR?
Do you want to enjoy all the luxuries of LiFE and never have to worry about money?
Can you handle 3 kicks to the groin a day like a Shaolin Monk?
If you nod to all three of these criteria, then this job's for you.

Job Description: get kicked 3 times in the groin a day by yours truly, the Devil.
Benefits: You'll be living the high life and never have to worry about money.
Terms and Condition: you forfeit your rights to your balls permanently.
_____

If this is as bad as it gets, easy 500MIL here I come. I would think of this as a way to "MAN UP". Train your balls or just use the money to "REMOVE THE NERVES" so you feel nothing. Your balls do nothing anyway and if you don't feel it, but can still have kids, you are on easy street.
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