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Disarray
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1164 Posts
October 21 2010 04:09 GMT
#561
damn FIVE HUNDRED MILLION ? thats a lota coin.

but 2 random kicks throughout the day, totally randomly for the rest of my life ? uhgg...
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EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
October 21 2010 04:18 GMT
#562
On October 21 2010 11:45 sob3k wrote:
Working 9-5 is like getting kicked in the balls for 8 hours a day.

Exactly. In fifty years of work at a 9-5 job, you'll be forced to work over one hundred thousand hours, assuming you work 260 work days a year as you would as an American. Just think about that for a while. One hundred thousand. Hours. This isn't even including time spent commuting or taking care of any number of chores (lawn, house, bills, taxes, law, health, investments, family) that you could technically pay others to handle. You could condemn yourself to a life of dull drudgery, or you could accept intermittent attacks of severe pain and then spend those tens of thousands of hours doing whatever the hell you feel like. For the rest of your life. This isn't even considering whatever fancy material possessions you could gain, because those are irrelevant compared to the ultimate treasure of freedom.

Apparently many people value the comfort of their balls more than time and free will.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
Pandonetho
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada321 Posts
October 21 2010 04:18 GMT
#563
Lol imagine, you're 98 years old.

"ehh, bring it on sonny, this old scrotum ain't what it used to be. Don't feel nothing down there anymore!"
Count_Waltz
Profile Joined April 2010
United States48 Posts
October 21 2010 04:27 GMT
#564
no. well maybe . since i could just go to shaolin where they teach you how to make a kick to the balls without it hurting lol
sono me ni kizame ko na
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
October 21 2010 04:33 GMT
#565
On October 21 2010 13:18 EchOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 11:45 sob3k wrote:
Working 9-5 is like getting kicked in the balls for 8 hours a day.

Exactly. In fifty years of work at a 9-5 job, you'll be forced to work over one hundred thousand hours, assuming you work 260 work days a year as you would as an American. Just think about that for a while. One hundred thousand. Hours. This isn't even including time spent commuting or taking care of any number of chores (lawn, house, bills, taxes, law, health, investments, family) that you could technically pay others to handle. You could condemn yourself to a life of dull drudgery, or you could accept intermittent attacks of severe pain and then spend those tens of thousands of hours doing whatever the hell you feel like. For the rest of your life. This isn't even considering whatever fancy material possessions you could gain, because those are irrelevant compared to the ultimate treasure of freedom.

Apparently many people value the comfort of their balls more than time and free will.


I get kicked in the balls 3 times a day anyways

1. Having to wake up to go to work
2. Going to work
3. Having to do work.

Massive kick in the balls that together with commuting consumes about 12 hours of my day.

Seriously, a massive groin kick takes like.... 5.... max 20 mins (worst possible case scenario) to recover fully from. I mean.... that's like 60 mins max of excruciating pain each day to make up for the 12 hours I have to spend in mild pain. SO WORTH IT!!!!!

Bring the $500M. I'll sign the deal!
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
October 21 2010 05:07 GMT
#566
On October 21 2010 13:33 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 13:18 EchOne wrote:
On October 21 2010 11:45 sob3k wrote:
Working 9-5 is like getting kicked in the balls for 8 hours a day.

Exactly. In fifty years of work at a 9-5 job, you'll be forced to work over one hundred thousand hours, assuming you work 260 work days a year as you would as an American. Just think about that for a while. One hundred thousand. Hours. This isn't even including time spent commuting or taking care of any number of chores (lawn, house, bills, taxes, law, health, investments, family) that you could technically pay others to handle. You could condemn yourself to a life of dull drudgery, or you could accept intermittent attacks of severe pain and then spend those tens of thousands of hours doing whatever the hell you feel like. For the rest of your life. This isn't even considering whatever fancy material possessions you could gain, because those are irrelevant compared to the ultimate treasure of freedom.

Apparently many people value the comfort of their balls more than time and free will.


I get kicked in the balls 3 times a day anyways

1. Having to wake up to go to work
2. Going to work
3. Having to do work.

Massive kick in the balls that together with commuting consumes about 12 hours of my day.

Seriously, a massive groin kick takes like.... 5.... max 20 mins (worst possible case scenario) to recover fully from. I mean.... that's like 60 mins max of excruciating pain each day to make up for the 12 hours I have to spend in mild pain. SO WORTH IT!!!!!

Bring the $500M. I'll sign the deal!


and don't forget that (no offense meant) you aren't going to make $500,000,000 working 9-5 unless you're a super high roller anyway. i'm pretty sure that you would learn to take the pain after like a year max and since there is no permanent damage this is such a good deal.
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
October 21 2010 05:14 GMT
#567
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.


Your balls will never be permanently damaged.


discuss.


[image loading]

Poll: Get kicked?
(Vote): Yes!!!
(Vote): NO WEI!!!!!



I Lol'd at the proposal!

Your balls will never be permanently damaged.
This = Yes = Win!



In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
.kv
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2332 Posts
October 21 2010 05:18 GMT
#568
no way

Pride > Money
aepal
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands123 Posts
October 21 2010 05:28 GMT
#569
Seriously .. balls permanently damages means a life with no children meaning "let me bring my money to my grave"

life wasted if you ask me.
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
October 21 2010 05:41 GMT
#570
hell yes
just wear the nutty buddy

Graphicscolosi suck
SmeK
Profile Joined August 2010
United States10 Posts
October 21 2010 05:44 GMT
#571
Give the person who is going to kick you for the rest of your life 400 million to stop kicking you and live with 100 million. so yes.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
October 21 2010 06:02 GMT
#572
I'd do it for my wife and daughter, hands down worth it. Bring the kicks.
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
October 21 2010 06:05 GMT
#573
the very thought of a foot to my balls make me cringe.

there's no point being rich if you can no longer fornicate :D
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Debonair
Profile Joined October 2010
United States146 Posts
October 21 2010 06:07 GMT
#574
I would never do this. You'd go insane.
dizzy101
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2066 Posts
October 21 2010 06:10 GMT
#575
Sure I'd do it.

You'll get used to it. Just flinch, recover, and continue with your day. Not that bad really.
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
October 21 2010 06:18 GMT
#576
If you watch this, you'll see that you will eventually grow accustomed to the pain.

Lucid90
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada340 Posts
October 21 2010 18:26 GMT
#577
500 million, assuming your 20 and die at 80 will give you about 7.5 k a kick
this is non negitiable, meaning once you say yes, the kicks are permanemt and forever, so making the correct decision is important

There's several more factors we have to consider here:
- Will we develop some sort of resistance to it over time, or is it more like someone uploading some information to your brain that tells it to feel pain in the balls
- Is the pain really a problem? Will it affect your life significantly in any way shape or form? Will it prevent intimate relationships form working?
- Is money or lack of money important? If you have unlimited funds, will your life become significantly better? I mean sure you can get a yaght and a lanbourghini and a nice house, but do you really need those things to be happy or accomplish your meaning in life? Does money alone solve a lot of your problems?

I think either choice you make won't have that big of a difference in your life assuming you have regular goals such as accomplish shit and start a family.

It will make financial problems easier, but I don't think that's a big deal. Yes I won't have to work ever again, but I'm eventually going to do some sort of mental work because I can't just party and drink 24/7. And if Im going to do work, then why do I need money? I can just find a job that's just as rewarding and it gets me enough money to survive.

Also if your a scientist or something similar I think a yes is a no-brainer, because u can do some fun stuff with the money, such as make another LHC or go to space or something. 500 million is a lot of money. Or maybe ill have some fun with the money like pay people to make crazy shit like a time travel machine or anti gravity devices or something else.

For me, I think I'd have to think about it some more, but eventually I'll probably say no because I have no need for excessive amounts of money in my life in the first place.
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heishe
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany2284 Posts
October 21 2010 18:32 GMT
#578
get 500 million.

make lots of children, marry wife.

have balls taken away by a surgent.

win.
If you value your soul, never look into the eye of a horse. Your soul will forever be lost in the void of the horse.
DamageInq
Profile Joined April 2010
United States283 Posts
October 21 2010 18:52 GMT
#579
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.



Completely agreed.

Plus there's a trick to get rid of the stomach pain that occurs afterward. Lay on your back and have somebody push your knees into your chest. Sounds weird but the pain goes away instantly.

I'd probably just hire somebody to do this for me
"Scissors are OP. Rock is fine." -Paper
Stuv
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Netherlands942 Posts
October 21 2010 18:57 GMT
#580
I'm a masochist, I'd do it for 100 million.
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