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fadestep
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States605 Posts
October 25 2010 23:13 GMT
#661
No. You would go crazy. The human brain doesn't hold up well to the absolute knowledge of certain and repeated pain for the rest of your life. You will count the seconds till every kick, fearing it, and when you get the third kick you will count the seconds until the next day starts.

Hell nah.
not a hero
Stane
Profile Joined April 2010
United States64 Posts
October 25 2010 23:19 GMT
#662
You could probably save a million people's lives with that kind of money. I'd do it in a second. People in the world are suffering a lot worse than pain 3 times a day. A lot of people in here are selfish. Yes, I have nuts and they have been kicked "hard" on more than one occasion.
Aexact
Profile Joined December 2009
2 Posts
October 25 2010 23:24 GMT
#663
On October 26 2010 08:19 Stane wrote:
You could probably save a million people's lives with that kind of money. I'd do it in a second. People in the world are suffering a lot worse than pain 3 times a day. A lot of people in here are selfish. Yes, I have nuts and they have been kicked "hard" on more than one occasion.


Unless you give away all that money straight away, wouldn't it be rather risky? While you're getting kicked in the balls every day, you'd probably become really bitter and angry combined with a large sum of money. Depending on how you view human nature.

I mean, you can't exactly talk about this with anyone and even if you did, how could they possibly relate?
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
October 25 2010 23:25 GMT
#664
lol this is a really old thread, but still funny. I voted yes, but then again getting kicked in the scrotum area isn't exactly fun no matter how much you're getting paid.
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
October 25 2010 23:36 GMT
#665
On the anxiety note... there would also be an element of anticipation after the first kick of the day, excluding the wake-up kick, because as soon as the next kick is resolved and recovered from, you're totally free to bed wenches and cruise countries.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
October 25 2010 23:39 GMT
#666
Who will be kicking me in the balls?
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
ZerglingSoup
Profile Joined June 2009
United States346 Posts
October 25 2010 23:52 GMT
#667
On October 26 2010 08:19 Stane wrote:
You could probably save a million people's lives with that kind of money. I'd do it in a second. People in the world are suffering a lot worse than pain 3 times a day. A lot of people in here are selfish. Yes, I have nuts and they have been kicked "hard" on more than one occasion.


Yeah and giving it all straight away could end up doing more harm than good. You'd need a good plan. I would focus mostly on disease research because that can generate sustainable results. Giving directly to needy people or to foreign government agencies is highly risky unless you are very familiar with who you are giving to and are confident in the kind of work they do.

Even then you'd need to spread it out among many recipients, because its amazing how fast people will waste money when the supply is seemingly unlimited.

But yes you could buy a lot of Xbox's for the families of disease researchers and in the meantime hopefully cure malaria or AIDS while you spend the rest of your life in misery. You'd be my hero, man.
Stream plz
ZerglingSoup
Profile Joined June 2009
United States346 Posts
October 25 2010 23:53 GMT
#668
On October 26 2010 08:39 Ordained wrote:
Who will be kicking me in the balls?


Perhaps the more important question, who is "giving" me the $500 mil. Even more importantly, where do I have to pay taxes on it?
Stream plz
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 26 2010 00:02 GMT
#669
On October 26 2010 07:05 StimCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
"...Your balls will never be permanently damaged.

discuss..."




so ez. no damage. yes. yes. yes.

if you have that much pride to not take this deal, you deserve a kick in the balls



pride? what does not wanting excruciating pain at random points in the day that would strike you with no warning have to do with pride?
The Terminator
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia46 Posts
October 26 2010 00:07 GMT
#670
Kicking me in the balls is just plain stupid. Your foot would get sore.
Drogith
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1350 Posts
October 26 2010 00:07 GMT
#671
I would definitely have my boys removed. I'm married anyway, so it's not like I'll be using them anyway. Kick away, your just gonna hurt your foot on the glass jar they are in.
Founder of the New England SC2 League
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
October 26 2010 00:29 GMT
#672
hm i think i saw this on facebook today.
but hell yeah i'd do it.
Beavo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada293 Posts
October 26 2010 00:33 GMT
#673
with all that money can't you just boy a steel cup or something
No one remembers second place
NeverNight
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada33 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-26 00:43:23
October 26 2010 00:42 GMT
#674


Nuff said. I'd do it. You'd get used to it after a while.
-_- Low FPS again...
Siffer
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States467 Posts
October 27 2010 22:41 GMT
#675
On October 26 2010 05:53 Kinky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 04:49 Siffer wrote:
Yes.

I would buy a plethora of cups with the 500m. It wouldn't exactly be the most comfortable thing in the world, but well worth the 500m.

Too bad he says in the OP no cups allowed.


O damn missed that.

I would probably still say yes. 500m is a shitload of money.
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2920 Posts
October 27 2010 22:49 GMT
#676
only way I would do that, is if I was going to die pretty soon and I would just take the money, do something amazing with it like donate it to a rly good charity or w/e

I wouldn't live like that though.
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
October 27 2010 22:50 GMT
#677
Maybe I'm a bit too materialistic, but I'd take this deal in a blink of an eye. If you take a nut shot it hurts for what? 10-15 minutes? So, we're talking 1 hour a day MAX that your balls hurt, but you never have to work again, ever. Also, I imagine that your body could learn to cope so that it doesn't hurt as bad after a few hundred kicks.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
Stane
Profile Joined April 2010
United States64 Posts
October 27 2010 22:51 GMT
#678
On October 26 2010 09:07 Drogith wrote:
I would definitely have my boys removed. I'm married anyway, so it's not like I'll be using them anyway. Kick away, your just gonna hurt your foot on the glass jar they are in.


Unless the glass jar breaks. Oh god.
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 23:06:50
October 27 2010 23:05 GMT
#679
+ Show Spoiler +
On October 26 2010 09:42 NeverNight wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI

Nuff said. I'd do it. You'd get used to it after a while.


its decided then, after years of this youd have little to no substance p to tell you you're feeling pain. And even if the "no permanent damage" portion was removed after these years, youd still be fine.
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
dreamend
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
64 Posts
October 27 2010 23:20 GMT
#680
no

and everyone who says yes is an idiot who clearly hasn't thought this through
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