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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 37

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Forte11
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany26 Posts
April 13 2012 15:56 GMT
#721
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money



money = girls, cant decide^^


close
according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time

[image loading]
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 15:58:18
April 13 2012 15:57 GMT
#722
On April 14 2012 00:45 Zealos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money


This really needs it's own thread ;D

Money can blind you by greed, but girls can blind you by emotions, and that is way harder to have self-control over, so girls are much worse lol

and @ Forte, that one is really, really old... equally funny everytime though
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
April 13 2012 15:58 GMT
#723
Meh with that much money, I would just sever the pain receptors leading to my balls. Simple. I would think that the it should be different pathways to that which leads to your penis. Anyway better go to a sperm bank just to be safe.
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
April 13 2012 15:59 GMT
#724
On April 14 2012 00:56 Forte11 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money



money = girls, cant decide^^


close
according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time

[image loading]


"known mathematic" take the hypothesis that women=time+money, why not
women = pride + comfort + love + attention + fidelity

yeah with money you can have the comfort and maybe the pride if the girl is materialist.
Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 16:00 GMT
#725
With that much money, you could afford to get soooo hammered/high everyday that the kick doesn't even matter. Or you just become a badass that ignores pain, like the dude comes around for his daily kicks and you just BM him like "are you going to kick me this time or just tickle like last time?" or "my doctor checking for hernias hurts more than you" or just fake like you enjoy it to troll him. Fuck yeah I'd take this.
MerdaPura
Profile Joined February 2012
Brazil148 Posts
April 13 2012 16:01 GMT
#726
Easy solution:

Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!


I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars.
TheQuarryman
Profile Joined August 2010
11 Posts
April 13 2012 16:01 GMT
#727
Best thread ever?

No, I couldn't do it.
AimlessAmoeba
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada704 Posts
April 13 2012 16:01 GMT
#728
A lot of the shit I have to deal with on a day-to-day basis involves things that are comparable to being kicked in the balls. At least this way I'd know exactly what kind of shit I'd have to deal with, but I'd be rich as hell.

Sign me up!
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
April 13 2012 16:03 GMT
#729
On April 14 2012 01:01 MerdaPura wrote:
Easy solution:

Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!


I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars.


Genius ! Only a brazilian could have thought of that !
BlindSC2
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom435 Posts
April 13 2012 16:04 GMT
#730
HEEEEEELL no. If there is no way to get out of it afterwards, then definitely not, the pain would be unbearable.

If I could just bribe the kicker though.... and then bribe him again to kick the next guy they hire to kick me.... then bribe them both again to kick everyone else...... yea.........
Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools; because they have to say something - Plato
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 16:07 GMT
#731
im pretty sure id be willing to cut them off for that much money
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
April 13 2012 16:07 GMT
#732
On April 14 2012 01:01 MerdaPura wrote:
Easy solution:

Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!


I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry >.>
`dunedain
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
655 Posts
April 13 2012 16:08 GMT
#733
Steel toe boots yo.
That shit would hella suck ass.
Like legitimately suck ass.
"In order to be created, a work of art must first make use of the dark forces of the soul." ~Albert Camus
Beaver!
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany3 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:12:15
April 13 2012 16:10 GMT
#734
freeze your sperm!
numb your balls!(with that kind of money there should be a medical way to lose the feeling but not the function of your balls)
enjoy the money!
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
April 13 2012 16:11 GMT
#735
what happens if you drive your Lamborghini and suddenly get kicked in the balls and crash and die?

Anyway, easiest decision ever!1 YES!!! gimme money!
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 16:11 GMT
#736
Sometimes you just gotta own this shit. Like everytime he kicks you, light a Benjamin on fire in front of his face, just to rub it in that "I. Don't. Care."
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
April 13 2012 16:12 GMT
#737
On April 14 2012 00:59 Diks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 00:56 Forte11 wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:
Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thing

Girls (34)
 
94%

Money (2)
 
6%

36 total votes

Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing

(Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money



money = girls, cant decide^^


close
according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time

[image loading]


"known mathematic" take the hypothesis that women=time+money, why not
women = pride + comfort + love + attention + fidelity

yeah with money you can have the comfort and maybe the pride if the girl is materialist.

Your hypothesis are unreal. Every women cost money and time, it's a fact. While not all women are fidel nor give you comfort attention or pride.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
Merfyn
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom945 Posts
April 13 2012 16:13 GMT
#738
yes, 500million is ALOT of money, and easily worth a few kicks, considering what you could do with it
"One cannot play StarCraft with clenched fish.."
OrangeApples
Profile Joined January 2011
137 Posts
April 13 2012 16:14 GMT
#739
Not worth 9k bucks per kick in the balls by a mysterious batman character. Living in paranoia... then when you're on the streets, WHAM! On the floor, everyone wondering what is going on and why you're clutching your balls...
Doublemint
Profile Joined July 2011
Austria8704 Posts
April 13 2012 16:16 GMT
#740
No way - my balls are worth more than 500mio. If someone kicks my balls, let alone 3 times a day, it gets personal.
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before the fall.
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