EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 39
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Arghmyliver
United States1077 Posts
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Bourneq
Sweden800 Posts
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Stacks
Norway68 Posts
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Sphen5117
United States413 Posts
On April 14 2012 01:49 Stacks wrote: I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo. Exactly, along with all my other points about how to handle the kickings like a badass, you could be a fucking HERO. I TAKE SHOTS IN THE JUNK FOR CHARITY. | ||
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KookyMonster
United States311 Posts
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Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
Taking a kick in the balls everyday would turn your balls into BALLS OF STEEL. Oh and 500 million dollars, too. EDIT: the video was the kick to the groin video on the previous page | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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storm8ring3r
Germany227 Posts
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mcc
Czech Republic4646 Posts
Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you. | ||
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WeakTuna
Canada71 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote: Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money. Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you. I think that it was specified that there is no risk of death or permanent damage due to the kicks. (in this hypothetical scenario) Not that it's impossible, but only to assure that your agony is prolonged. :D | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote: Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money. Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you. wed all got to die someday, id prefer to die whith a solid gold computer | ||
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Phyrful
United States248 Posts
first learn this, proceed to enjoy free money | ||
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Hyst3ria
United States167 Posts
On April 14 2012 01:44 Bourneq wrote: Eventually your balls build up a defence, they harden. So it wont hurt anymore. I cant remember where I saw it but some dude thats like world champion in being kicked in the balls got kicked by a famous football player so hard he lifted from the ground. Didnt show any signs of pain and talked camly right after saying it doesnt hurt. So eventually it wouldnt be a problem anymore, and kids are overrated. Id say yes! Sports Science did it with some time of martial arts guy vs. one of the best kick boxers ever. The kick boxer slammed him in the nuts and it didn't even hurt the other guy, it was amazing. I would do it because I want to provide for my family, even if it means terrible pain for 3 parts of the day. | ||
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Rockztar
Denmark210 Posts
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote: now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca Haha true, wouldn't be much better getting kicked in the balls while having sex though. xD Also, living la vida loca AFTER getting kicked 3 times? If having a daily routine of getting kicked in the balls three times isn't already loca then I don't know what is. xD I wouldn't make the deal though, it reminds me of a mix of the horribly slow spoon murderer ginosaji with the episode of "How I met your mother", where Barney knows he might get slapped anytime. | ||
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Maxie
Sweden2653 Posts
Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch). Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point. No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh. | ||
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Yoshi-
Germany10227 Posts
On April 14 2012 02:19 Maxie wrote: Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die. Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch). Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point. No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh. Why exactly do you even want to drive when you can hire people that drive for you? | ||
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Jongl0
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juked
United States691 Posts
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mcc
Czech Republic4646 Posts
On April 14 2012 01:58 Forikorder wrote: wed all got to die someday, id prefer to die whith a solid gold computer Ok, so if I told you that I will give you 500mln if you play Russian roulette every day, you would accept ? | ||
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