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Arghmyliver
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1081 Posts
April 13 2012 16:41 GMT
#761
For 500 million you could easily hire the GhostHunters or whatever to exorcise your ballkicking demon.
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
Bourneq
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden800 Posts
April 13 2012 16:44 GMT
#762
Eventually your balls build up a defence, they harden. So it wont hurt anymore. I cant remember where I saw it but some dude thats like world champion in being kicked in the balls got kicked by a famous football player so hard he lifted from the ground. Didnt show any signs of pain and talked camly right after saying it doesnt hurt. So eventually it wouldnt be a problem anymore, and kids are overrated. Id say yes!
Stacks
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway68 Posts
April 13 2012 16:49 GMT
#763
I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo.
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Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 16:50 GMT
#764
On April 14 2012 01:49 Stacks wrote:
I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo.


Exactly, along with all my other points about how to handle the kickings like a badass, you could be a fucking HERO. I TAKE SHOTS IN THE JUNK FOR CHARITY.
KookyMonster
Profile Joined January 2012
United States311 Posts
April 13 2012 16:51 GMT
#765
There is no way. There is always an opportunity to earn money. Murphy's Law would come into fruition, and it would happen at the worst possible time.
Paper is Imba. Scissors is fine. -Rock
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:55:32
April 13 2012 16:54 GMT
#766
I would do it. Look at this guy:
Taking a kick in the balls everyday would turn your balls into BALLS OF STEEL.
Oh and 500 million dollars, too.
EDIT: the video was the kick to the groin video on the previous page
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
April 13 2012 16:55 GMT
#767
where is the option for me to volunteer to do the kicking in the nuts? i dont even need to get paid. it would likely be a good stress reliever.
storm8ring3r
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany227 Posts
April 13 2012 16:56 GMT
#768
replay please
follow chobopeon on twitter
mcc
Profile Joined October 2010
Czech Republic4646 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:57:42
April 13 2012 16:56 GMT
#769
Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money.

Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you.
WeakTuna
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada71 Posts
April 13 2012 16:57 GMT
#770
I accept the deal, wait to receive money then shoot the guy, then buy the jurry with half that money to make sure I'm out of the deal and not going in prison. BOOM
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 16:59:09
April 13 2012 16:58 GMT
#771
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote:
Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money.

Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you.


I think that it was specified that there is no risk of death or permanent damage due to the kicks. (in this hypothetical scenario)
Not that it's impossible, but only to assure that your agony is prolonged. :D
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 16:58 GMT
#772
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote:
Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money.

Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you.

wed all got to die someday, id prefer to die whith a solid gold computer
Phyrful
Profile Joined July 2011
United States248 Posts
April 13 2012 16:59 GMT
#773


first learn this, proceed to enjoy free money
"It's a choose, not a perfumation"-Lina
Hyst3ria
Profile Joined December 2007
United States167 Posts
April 13 2012 17:01 GMT
#774
On April 14 2012 01:44 Bourneq wrote:
Eventually your balls build up a defence, they harden. So it wont hurt anymore. I cant remember where I saw it but some dude thats like world champion in being kicked in the balls got kicked by a famous football player so hard he lifted from the ground. Didnt show any signs of pain and talked camly right after saying it doesnt hurt. So eventually it wouldnt be a problem anymore, and kids are overrated. Id say yes!

Sports Science did it with some time of martial arts guy vs. one of the best kick boxers ever. The kick boxer slammed him in the nuts and it didn't even hurt the other guy, it was amazing.

I would do it because I want to provide for my family, even if it means terrible pain for 3 parts of the day.
Rockztar
Profile Joined June 2011
Denmark210 Posts
April 13 2012 17:10 GMT
#775
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls


now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day




also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca

Haha true, wouldn't be much better getting kicked in the balls while having sex though. xD
Also, living la vida loca AFTER getting kicked 3 times? If having a daily routine of getting kicked in the balls three times isn't already loca then I don't know what is. xD

I wouldn't make the deal though, it reminds me of a mix of the horribly slow spoon murderer ginosaji with the episode of "How I met your mother", where Barney knows he might get slapped anytime.
Maxie
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden2653 Posts
April 13 2012 17:19 GMT
#776
Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die.

Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch).

Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point.

No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh.
Yoshi-
Profile Joined October 2008
Germany10227 Posts
April 13 2012 17:22 GMT
#777
On April 14 2012 02:19 Maxie wrote:
Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die.

Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch).

Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point.

No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh.

Why exactly do you even want to drive when you can hire people that drive for you?
Jongl0
Profile Joined June 2011
631 Posts
April 13 2012 17:26 GMT
#778
No, I don't think it's worth it even if you can train yourself to feeling no pain.
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
April 13 2012 17:29 GMT
#779
I would do it but the random kicks scare me to much
mcc
Profile Joined October 2010
Czech Republic4646 Posts
April 13 2012 17:29 GMT
#780
On April 14 2012 01:58 Forikorder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 01:56 mcc wrote:
Considering kick in the balls is extremely dangerous and easily can be deadly, no way I am risking my life for money.

Disclaimer : easily compared to what would one expect, not that nearly every kick in the balls kills you.

wed all got to die someday, id prefer to die whith a solid gold computer

Ok, so if I told you that I will give you 500mln if you play Russian roulette every day, you would accept ?
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