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EneMecH
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom218 Posts
April 13 2012 18:14 GMT
#801
LOL

Days are only 24 hours long...you can't get enough "fun stuff" done in 24 hours (including sleep) to justify that EVER SINGLE DAY.
Tears soaks each hand the dealer's dealt. But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even when they're perfectly disguised as hell.
stickyhands
Profile Joined May 2011
187 Posts
April 13 2012 18:17 GMT
#802
you guys are too selfish^^
even if i cant have fun myself, i would give the money to my family
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
April 13 2012 18:19 GMT
#803
--- Nuked ---
Akash
Profile Joined October 2010
Romania113 Posts
April 13 2012 18:19 GMT
#804
How to put this....I would take the hits even for 1 million $ per year of my remaining life.

If the testicles are unharmed and allow me to have kids,then it's np.I'm not saying this as a bluff.

I would even have both of my hands cut 3 times a day,if they would just stick back after they'r cut,for 1 mill $ a year.

And no...i'm not selling myself cheap.

If the average lifespan in Europe is about 70+,then means i'm doing it for about 70 mill $,which is about 1/8 of the sum.

Wait,that means i'm selling myself cheap.

Oh well.I would just accept it as a regular's day nuissance and learn to cope with it.
The glory of the Elder Days and the hosts of Beleriand, so many great princes and captains were assembled. And yet not so many, nor so fair, as when Thangorodrim was broken, and the Elves deemed that evil was ended for ever, and it was not so!
Moosy
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada396 Posts
April 13 2012 18:20 GMT
#805
now for all of the people with balls of steel, what if it were a soccer player doing the deed?
Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
April 13 2012 18:21 GMT
#806
All you guys saying you wouldn't do this have no courage in my opinion. At the very least I'd train myself mentally to associate that pain with an awesome sense of joy at all the money I have. *NUT SHOT* "Fuck I'm so RICH, I'm going to go buy a mountain of drugs just to shoo it away as being below my standards"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 13 2012 18:23 GMT
#807
That video (top of page 40) convinced me to say no to this imaginary deal. I got that massive "HGHROARIGNGH" shout (as the guy kicks the other guy in the balls) stuck in my mind, that shit will give me nightmares if I take the deal and I'll go psycho from paranoia and all sorts of mental problems within like a month. Oh man.

HGNRAWRGHGN
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Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
April 13 2012 18:25 GMT
#808
On April 14 2012 02:19 Maxie wrote:
Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die.

Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch).

Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point.

No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh.


Same thought for me.
If we add the condition: "No ball kicks when you (or someone else like wife/kids) are injured because of those kicks", yes I'd take it.
Zhek
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada342 Posts
April 13 2012 18:27 GMT
#809
Of course I'd do it. With that money, I'll be able to live my life on anti-pain drugs so I won't even feel the kick.
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
April 13 2012 18:28 GMT
#810
I've read the first 20 pages, there were just so many people that didn't read/understand/never really got a proper kick in the balls it's astounding.
There's no work around( the "or anything" in the OP, should, you know, cover anything you can come up with), you have to keep your balls unoperated, they never suffer any form of damage and you can't protect them from the kick because it's given by a ghost from hell that kicks through everything, even 200 lined up bodyguards, the main point is that the same initial pain will always be there for every kick, with that out of the way.. NO WEI!! This would definetely drive me insane, I'd never be able to enjoy the money.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
April 13 2012 18:29 GMT
#811
On April 14 2012 03:27 Zhek wrote:
Of course I'd do it. With that money, I'll be able to live my life on anti-pain drugs so I won't even feel the kick.


thats a good point :D
DiaBoLuS ** Sc2 - Protoss: 16x GM | Dota2 - Offlane Immortal | Wc3 - Undead decent level | Diablo nerd | Chess / Magnus fanboy | BVB | Agnostic***
Mackin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland181 Posts
April 13 2012 18:30 GMT
#812
Easiest decision I would ever make. I know for a fact I could do it. The pain would be outweighed heavily by the hero I would become with my money. :D

Besides, if no perma damage is done, the pain only lasts ~~20 mins I've ever experienced.
Serenity
Firereaver
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
India1701 Posts
April 13 2012 18:33 GMT
#813
OMGGG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
The people in this thread takin it seriously..... LMAOOO....

The prob with that combat ki jazz is that you gotta know when that kick is comin else ur dead from a vasovagal.

Also, Wolffs law only applies to bone mineralization... Got nothin to do with balls not gettin crushed... He mustve sucked them up into his abdomen imo..

Would not take it however....

On April 14 2012 01:49 Stacks wrote:
I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo.


Then i read this post... gotta say hes right there... GG my balls. TT.

P.S: Sad that the TL women cannot participate in the epiccness of this thread!
"They drone drone drone , me win" - JangMinChul(Iron/oGsMC)
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 18:37:05
April 13 2012 18:34 GMT
#814
Pain pills, surgery, etc, etc.
Seems like an easy way to earn money.

Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude.
☺
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
April 13 2012 18:37 GMT
#815
The answer is yes. And anyone telling you different is either rich already (iffy even then) or completely lying. Pour 500 million out in front of anyone and they will say yes to anything
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
iMFroZeN
Profile Joined November 2011
United States4 Posts
April 13 2012 18:37 GMT
#816
Lol.. It would really be terrible if you only got kicked twice in the day before bed.... Finally fall asleep with a rude awakening
Y(^0^)Y
Firereaver
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
India1701 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 18:39:33
April 13 2012 18:38 GMT
#817
On April 14 2012 03:34 Release wrote:
Pain pills, surgery, etc, etc.
Seems like an easy way to earn money.

Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude.

ROFLLLLLL


Btw can I use spinal anaesthesia??
And sleep with general anaesthesia?
"They drone drone drone , me win" - JangMinChul(Iron/oGsMC)
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
April 13 2012 18:41 GMT
#818
Btw, this thread should be of great value to scientific researchs on how well (badly) people comprehend what they are reading , obviously taking into account the standard percentage of people that never read anything past the title to begin with.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
April 13 2012 18:41 GMT
#819
Don't think so. I would probably end up with some insane anxiety because of it. Can't imagine feeling relaxed knowing that any time (unless you already got all three that day) you could get kicked hard. If it was possible to get kicked while sleeping as well there would be no way I would agree with it, waking up next to every night by getting kicked in the balls would be horrible.
iwearcapes
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
France157 Posts
April 13 2012 18:43 GMT
#820
ill buy new balls!
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