Days are only 24 hours long...you can't get enough "fun stuff" done in 24 hours (including sleep) to justify that EVER SINGLE DAY.
$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 41
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EneMecH
United Kingdom218 Posts
Days are only 24 hours long...you can't get enough "fun stuff" done in 24 hours (including sleep) to justify that EVER SINGLE DAY. | ||
stickyhands
187 Posts
even if i cant have fun myself, i would give the money to my family | ||
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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Akash
Romania113 Posts
If the testicles are unharmed and allow me to have kids,then it's np.I'm not saying this as a bluff. I would even have both of my hands cut 3 times a day,if they would just stick back after they'r cut,for 1 mill $ a year. And no...i'm not selling myself cheap. If the average lifespan in Europe is about 70+,then means i'm doing it for about 70 mill $,which is about 1/8 of the sum. Wait,that means i'm selling myself cheap. Oh well.I would just accept it as a regular's day nuissance and learn to cope with it. | ||
Moosy
Canada396 Posts
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Sphen5117
United States413 Posts
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
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Zocat
Germany2229 Posts
On April 14 2012 02:19 Maxie wrote: Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die. Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch). Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point. No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh. Same thought for me. If we add the condition: "No ball kicks when you (or someone else like wife/kids) are injured because of those kicks", yes I'd take it. | ||
Zhek
Canada342 Posts
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
There's no work around( the "or anything" in the OP, should, you know, cover anything you can come up with), you have to keep your balls unoperated, they never suffer any form of damage and you can't protect them from the kick because it's given by a ghost from hell that kicks through everything, even 200 lined up bodyguards, the main point is that the same initial pain will always be there for every kick, with that out of the way.. NO WEI!! This would definetely drive me insane, I'd never be able to enjoy the money. | ||
KalWarkov
Germany4126 Posts
On April 14 2012 03:27 Zhek wrote: Of course I'd do it. With that money, I'll be able to live my life on anti-pain drugs so I won't even feel the kick. thats a good point :D | ||
Mackin
Ireland181 Posts
Besides, if no perma damage is done, the pain only lasts ~~20 mins I've ever experienced. | ||
Firereaver
India1701 Posts
The people in this thread takin it seriously..... LMAOOO.... The prob with that combat ki jazz is that you gotta know when that kick is comin else ur dead from a vasovagal. Also, Wolffs law only applies to bone mineralization... Got nothin to do with balls not gettin crushed... He mustve sucked them up into his abdomen imo.. Would not take it however.... On April 14 2012 01:49 Stacks wrote: I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo. Then i read this post... gotta say hes right there... GG my balls. TT. P.S: Sad that the TL women cannot participate in the epiccness of this thread! | ||
Release
United States4397 Posts
Seems like an easy way to earn money. Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude. | ||
Mattchew
United States5684 Posts
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iMFroZeN
United States4 Posts
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Firereaver
India1701 Posts
On April 14 2012 03:34 Release wrote: Pain pills, surgery, etc, etc. Seems like an easy way to earn money. Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude. ROFLLLLLL Btw can I use spinal anaesthesia?? And sleep with general anaesthesia? | ||
IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
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NotSupporting
Sweden1998 Posts
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iwearcapes
France157 Posts
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