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turdburgler
England6749 Posts
On April 14 2012 03:55 neurosx wrote: With this money I could be permanently drugged/drunk/whatever so yeah I'd take it easily i think the rules say you will always experience the pain so you lose! | ||
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:31 Dapper_Cad wrote: Assuming heterosexuality on your part, you'd have to deal with societies attitude to lesbianism... as well as investing in some sort of ball life support device so the invisible attacker could still kick them, if they were just thrown away I'm pretty sure it would count as a breech of contract. Maybe the question should be "Would you be a Lesbian for a half a billion", I might have answered differently. You can still have normal sex when castrated, provided you get the necessary testosteron medication. Also I really don't get how it would make me a lesbian, that is just ridiculous. | ||
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IMHope
Korea (South)1241 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:33 turdburgler wrote: i think the rules say you will always experience the pain so you lose! I think the rules just say you get kicked 3 times and your not allowed to wear something that would prevent your balls from getting hit. Don't see anything about not being allowed to be on pain killers or something like that. | ||
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RabidSeagull
United States220 Posts
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JeffS
Canada31 Posts
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Sc2ggRise
United States607 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:27 MaestroSC wrote: If shaolin monks can get kicked in the balls everyday and train to not feel it for free... i could learn that skill for 500 mill no prob. Even if it means installing a monastery in my backyard where monks can train me to feel no pain when it happens... worth it. yah but you see how focused they are before the kick? sorry, but this wouldn't work against the stated rules *random* kick to the nuts. it's going to hurt, every time, even if you're a shaolin monk. Also, they train for years to obtain that skill, I doubt any american who is greedy enough to do this would have the mental will power and wherewithal to endure years of training in order to enjoy $500MM. If they did make it that far, they probably wouldn't care about the money anymore much like the monks ^_^ the only way to actually avoid the pain is to get your balls removed, but then you won't be thinking about sex ever again... are you willing to give that up? I vote no! | ||
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:36 JeffS wrote: With the 500 mill i would just get an operation to remove my balls. GG NO RE I'd rather have no money than no balls... | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
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LambtrOn
United States671 Posts
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Exempt.
United States470 Posts
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:35 RabidSeagull wrote: This question is a farce! Obviously you'd have enough money to bribe the ball-kicker into working on a dont-kick-me-in-the-balls yearly salary! but hes invisible and noone else can tell hes there, youd only have the time while his foot is in contact with your balls to negotiate | ||
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Kamakiri
Sweden312 Posts
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:47 Kamakiri wrote: I can't believe that a person would accept this. A hard kick in the balls 3 times a day will undoubtedly lead you a very unhappy life. im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain | ||
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snow2.0
Germany2073 Posts
give the cash away to somebody i like and hope i die soon lol. | ||
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Xyst
Turkey66 Posts
"A man's balls are not in his groin, they are in his heart..." by eXistenZ You don't even need to be a man, Benazir Butto i.e. , she had balls of steel... | ||
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gruff
Sweden2276 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:48 Forikorder wrote: im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain You don't need $500,000,000.00 to get prostitues and drugs and it doesn't really sound like a very good life style choice. For each own I guess... | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:54 gruff wrote: You don't need $500,000,000.00 to get prostitues and drugs and it doesn't really sound like a very good life style choice. For each own I guess... jsut think about it, for jsut a little bit of pain 3 times a day you can do whatever you want whenever you want, you only have to be in pain for about 3 minutes a day the other 23 hours and 57 minutes you can do literally anything you want to whoever you want anytime you want | ||
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alQahira
United States511 Posts
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Chilling5pr33
Germany518 Posts
To prevent permanent damage he send you to the best doctors. He still would get a better deal, there are people who would get kicked for around 300$ a kick or even less. Well lets see: Poll: How much would it cost to kick you? <= 100$ (5) ~300$ (4) ~10.000$ (deal descriped here) (1) ~1.000$ (0) ~3.000$ (0) ~30.000$ (0) ~100.000$ (0) 10 total votes Your vote: How much would it cost to kick you? (Vote): <= 100$ I dont know if it matters that you will be kicked 3 times a day and for the rest of your life. (100$ would be ~ 5.000.000$) | ||
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TheDraken
United States640 Posts
On April 14 2012 04:45 LambtrOn wrote: 500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no. because we realize that you'd soon get over the initial "rush" of being wealthy and realize that your expensive lifestyle isn't worth 3 ball kicks every single day? imagine 5 years after the fact. even though 500mil isn't that much, say you've done and bought everything you could ever desire. you've run out of changes you can make to make your life better. ... but you're still getting hammered in the balls 3 times a day. | ||
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