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turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
April 13 2012 19:33 GMT
#841
On April 14 2012 03:55 neurosx wrote:
With this money I could be permanently drugged/drunk/whatever so yeah I'd take it easily


i think the rules say you will always experience the pain so you lose!
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 19:34:50
April 13 2012 19:34 GMT
#842
On April 14 2012 04:31 Dapper_Cad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:24 Crushinator wrote:
If you are allowed to get castrated this would be an easy choice. Hormone replacement therapy, some frozen sperm, maybe some implants. Would lead a completely normal life.


Assuming heterosexuality on your part, you'd have to deal with societies attitude to lesbianism... as well as investing in some sort of ball life support device so the invisible attacker could still kick them, if they were just thrown away I'm pretty sure it would count as a breech of contract.

Maybe the question should be "Would you be a Lesbian for a half a billion", I might have answered differently.


You can still have normal sex when castrated, provided you get the necessary testosteron medication. Also I really don't get how it would make me a lesbian, that is just ridiculous.
IMHope
Profile Joined February 2011
Korea (South)1241 Posts
April 13 2012 19:34 GMT
#843
On April 14 2012 04:33 turdburgler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 03:55 neurosx wrote:
With this money I could be permanently drugged/drunk/whatever so yeah I'd take it easily


i think the rules say you will always experience the pain so you lose!

I think the rules just say you get kicked 3 times and your not allowed to wear something that would prevent your balls from getting hit. Don't see anything about not being allowed to be on pain killers or something like that.
Jessica Jung, Kim Taeyeon, Kwon Yuri <333
RabidSeagull
Profile Joined December 2010
United States220 Posts
April 13 2012 19:35 GMT
#844
This question is a farce! Obviously you'd have enough money to bribe the ball-kicker into working on a dont-kick-me-in-the-balls yearly salary!
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper. Child educator, plus head amputator
JeffS
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada31 Posts
April 13 2012 19:36 GMT
#845
With the 500 mill i would just get an operation to remove my balls. GG NO RE
Sc2ggRise
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States607 Posts
April 13 2012 19:38 GMT
#846
On April 14 2012 04:27 MaestroSC wrote:
If shaolin monks can get kicked in the balls everyday and train to not feel it for free... i could learn that skill for 500 mill no prob. Even if it means installing a monastery in my backyard where monks can train me to feel no pain when it happens... worth it.


yah but you see how focused they are before the kick? sorry, but this wouldn't work against the stated rules *random* kick to the nuts. it's going to hurt, every time, even if you're a shaolin monk. Also, they train for years to obtain that skill, I doubt any american who is greedy enough to do this would have the mental will power and wherewithal to endure years of training in order to enjoy $500MM. If they did make it that far, they probably wouldn't care about the money anymore much like the monks ^_^

the only way to actually avoid the pain is to get your balls removed, but then you won't be thinking about sex ever again... are you willing to give that up?

I vote no!
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
April 13 2012 19:38 GMT
#847
On April 14 2012 04:36 JeffS wrote:
With the 500 mill i would just get an operation to remove my balls. GG NO RE


I'd rather have no money than no balls...
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
April 13 2012 19:42 GMT
#848
You can take the martyr approach and donate all the money to charity. Become the new Jesus of ball kicking.
LambtrOn
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States671 Posts
April 13 2012 19:45 GMT
#849
500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no.
Exempt.
Profile Joined May 2011
United States470 Posts
April 13 2012 19:46 GMT
#850
hahaha golden. TBH I would get kicked in the balls each day for a subway sandwich........
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 19:47 GMT
#851
On April 14 2012 04:35 RabidSeagull wrote:
This question is a farce! Obviously you'd have enough money to bribe the ball-kicker into working on a dont-kick-me-in-the-balls yearly salary!

but hes invisible and noone else can tell hes there, youd only have the time while his foot is in contact with your balls to negotiate
Kamakiri
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden312 Posts
April 13 2012 19:47 GMT
#852
I can't believe that a person would accept this. A hard kick in the balls 3 times a day will undoubtedly lead you a very unhappy life.
cancer lancer, faceless cancer
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 19:48 GMT
#853
On April 14 2012 04:47 Kamakiri wrote:
I can't believe that a person would accept this. A hard kick in the balls 3 times a day will undoubtedly lead you a very unhappy life.

im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain
snow2.0
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany2073 Posts
April 13 2012 19:51 GMT
#854
i'll take it when i'm 90.

give the cash away to somebody i like and hope i die soon lol.
Xyst
Profile Joined April 2012
Turkey66 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 19:55:41
April 13 2012 19:54 GMT
#855
On April 14 2012 04:38 The KY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:36 JeffS wrote:
With the 500 mill i would just get an operation to remove my balls. GG NO RE


I'd rather have no money than no balls...

"A man's balls are not in his groin, they are in his heart..."

by eXistenZ

You don't even need to be a man, Benazir Butto i.e. , she had balls of steel...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330806&currentpage=57#1139
gruff
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden2276 Posts
April 13 2012 19:54 GMT
#856
On April 14 2012 04:48 Forikorder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:47 Kamakiri wrote:
I can't believe that a person would accept this. A hard kick in the balls 3 times a day will undoubtedly lead you a very unhappy life.

im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain

You don't need $500,000,000.00 to get prostitues and drugs and it doesn't really sound like a very good life style choice. For each own I guess...
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
April 13 2012 19:55 GMT
#857
On April 14 2012 04:54 gruff wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:48 Forikorder wrote:
On April 14 2012 04:47 Kamakiri wrote:
I can't believe that a person would accept this. A hard kick in the balls 3 times a day will undoubtedly lead you a very unhappy life.

im sure drowning in prostitutes and drugs would be enough to take my mind off the pain

You don't need $500,000,000.00 to get prostitues and drugs and it doesn't really sound like a very good life style choice. For each own I guess...

jsut think about it, for jsut a little bit of pain 3 times a day you can do whatever you want whenever you want, you only have to be in pain for about 3 minutes a day the other 23 hours and 57 minutes you can do literally anything you want to whoever you want anytime you want
alQahira
Profile Joined June 2011
United States511 Posts
April 13 2012 19:56 GMT
#858
This is such an easy yes. How selfish are you people? Just think, you could start an awesome charity that saves thousands of people's lives with a $400 million endowment, and still have $100 million to spend on yourself and live a life of complete luxury, all for some pain 3 times a day.
Chilling5pr33
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany518 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 20:10:32
April 13 2012 19:59 GMT
#859
I believe this would be possible if there is a super rich person with a "ball-kicking" fetisch.
To prevent permanent damage he send you to the best doctors.
He still would get a better deal, there are people who would get kicked for around 300$ a kick or even less.
Well lets see:
Poll: How much would it cost to kick you?

<= 100$ (5)
 
50%

~300$ (4)
 
40%

~10.000$ (deal descriped here) (1)
 
10%

~1.000$ (0)
 
0%

~3.000$ (0)
 
0%

~30.000$ (0)
 
0%

~100.000$ (0)
 
0%

10 total votes

Your vote: How much would it cost to kick you?

(Vote): <= 100$
(Vote): ~300$
(Vote): ~1.000$
(Vote): ~3.000$
(Vote): ~10.000$ (deal descriped here)
(Vote): ~30.000$
(Vote): ~100.000$


I dont know if it matters that you will be kicked 3 times a day and for the rest of your life.

(100$ would be ~ 5.000.000$)
F-
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
April 13 2012 20:00 GMT
#860
On April 14 2012 04:45 LambtrOn wrote:
500 mil for some pain everyday? People actually say no? This isn't chump change. You're set for life. I really can't believe how many people said no.


because we realize that you'd soon get over the initial "rush" of being wealthy and realize that your expensive lifestyle isn't worth 3 ball kicks every single day?

imagine 5 years after the fact. even though 500mil isn't that much, say you've done and bought everything you could ever desire. you've run out of changes you can make to make your life better.

... but you're still getting hammered in the balls 3 times a day.
fast food. y u no make me fast? <( ಠ益ಠ <)
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