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JeffS
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada31 Posts
April 13 2012 21:58 GMT
#901
On April 14 2012 04:38 The KY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 04:36 JeffS wrote:
With the 500 mill i would just get an operation to remove my balls. GG NO RE


I'd rather have no money than no balls...


No need for contraceptives though
sausageslayer
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden45 Posts
April 13 2012 22:10 GMT
#902
i would totally do this!
my girlfriend has full control over my balls anyway so it would be more like she got kicked and i had alot of money :D
Cirqueenflex
Profile Joined October 2010
499 Posts
April 13 2012 22:11 GMT
#903
from a real hard kick to your balls you will most probably pass out because you are in too much pain (true story!). So you are guaranteed to pass out 3 times a day for a couple hours each, and being in undescribable pain for the other hours

i think people do not understand how much a hard kick to the balls really hurts and that it would leave you with about 1-3 hours of medium pain each day to live your bitter live, not a full day. And the rest of the day you spend unconcious or in too much pain/shock to do anything. I'd rather jump a bridge
Give a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
April 13 2012 22:14 GMT
#904
Well for 500 million dollars you're essentially training yourself for this:

Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
shammythefox
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom286 Posts
April 13 2012 22:19 GMT
#905
Take the deal, get a sex op

u mad?
Sablar
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Sweden880 Posts
April 13 2012 22:32 GMT
#906
Being kicked in the balls may seem like a big thing. But once I get kicked 3 times per day without any damage.. I'll get the hang of it. It will be like a mosquito bite once you get used to it.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
April 13 2012 22:40 GMT
#907
On April 14 2012 07:32 Sablar wrote:
Being kicked in the balls may seem like a big thing. But once I get kicked 3 times per day without any damage.. I'll get the hang of it. It will be like a mosquito bite once you get used to it.

Don't be silly. Gaining endurance is not about not feeling pain, but being able to appear unaffected while swearing like a motherfucker on the inside.

I'd keep my balls, thank you. Money's overrated anyways.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
ReachTheSky
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3294 Posts
April 13 2012 22:41 GMT
#908
On April 14 2012 07:14 ymir233 wrote:
Well for 500 million dollars you're essentially training yourself for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=relmfu


Wow, that is.......nuts! I'd like to know why he spent 5 years getting kicked in the balls in the first place.
TL+ Member
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 22:48:17
April 13 2012 22:43 GMT
#909
haha.. saw this at werk today.. I am lol'ing @ the 50/50.. I dunno, I could really use the money.. but, that many kicks to the balls would piss me off.

/edit LOL.. damn.. didn't watch that vid until now.. holy.

lol.
~ The Ultimate Weapon
airen
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden82 Posts
April 13 2012 22:51 GMT
#910
My girlfriend once said:
"You know, I don't think it's fair. Once a month we girls get this really shitty period where it just hurts like crazy, and there's nothing we can do about it. And there is no compensation or anything, we just have to live with it. You guys don't have anything like that. What if, once a month, for a few days, someone repeatedly kicked you in the balls. And there would be nothing you could do about it. How do you think that would feel?"

And I said:
"You know, there is this really old thread on team liquid..."
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
April 13 2012 23:01 GMT
#911
See, I know the rules are set buttt with money comes the ability to break rules, simply if "no one can see" this person set up cameras around you and have 4 armed ex-navy seals at all times surrounding you, then you are not infact breaking any rules, you just are never in a situation where someone wouldn't "see" this person.

See : ) I win.
FoTG fighting!
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
April 13 2012 23:07 GMT
#912
This again -_-. Who bumped this?!
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
April 13 2012 23:09 GMT
#913
On April 14 2012 08:01 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
See, I know the rules are set buttt with money comes the ability to break rules, simply if "no one can see" this person set up cameras around you and have 4 armed ex-navy seals at all times surrounding you, then you are not infact breaking any rules, you just are never in a situation where someone wouldn't "see" this person.

See : ) I win.

You just get kicked in the balls and you CAN'T stop it. This person has super natural powers, some call him balls-man but I'd rather call him kick-man.

There is nothing you can do... You will get KICKED in the BALLS 3 times a day and the pain will always be as excruciating as the first time
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
Wafflelisk
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada1061 Posts
April 13 2012 23:11 GMT
#914
I'd seriously do this for 100k
Waffles > Pancakes
MethodSC
Profile Joined December 2010
United States928 Posts
April 13 2012 23:12 GMT
#915
On April 14 2012 07:51 airen wrote:
My girlfriend once said:
"You know, I don't think it's fair. Once a month we girls get this really shitty period where it just hurts like crazy, and there's nothing we can do about it. And there is no compensation or anything, we just have to live with it. You guys don't have anything like that. What if, once a month, for a few days, someone repeatedly kicked you in the balls. And there would be nothing you could do about it. How do you think that would feel?"

And I said:
"You know, there is this really old thread on team liquid..."


apples and oranges
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
April 13 2012 23:16 GMT
#916
On April 14 2012 08:11 Wafflelisk wrote:
I'd seriously do this for 100k

._.

You have never been kicked in the balls have you?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
risk.nuke
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden2825 Posts
April 13 2012 23:17 GMT
#917
If I were getting kicked in the balls I would pay $500,000,000.00 to make him stop.
Neo.G Soulkey, Best, firebathero. // http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
ZerONine09
Profile Joined January 2012
United Kingdom42 Posts
April 13 2012 23:22 GMT
#918
I would definitely do it. I actually think that the randomness of the kicks is a benefit in this case. It would be much worse if there was a build up and anticipation until the exact point the kick happens.
Imperium11
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States279 Posts
April 13 2012 23:25 GMT
#919
Think of the slap bet from How I Met Your Mother.....much of the pain is just in the constant knowledge and anticipation that AT ANY MOMENT you could get kicked in the balls. For me, at least, that would be at least as bad as the pain itself.
RusHXceL
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1004 Posts
April 13 2012 23:27 GMT
#920
u know what they say I got the balls of steel
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