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TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 10:39:32
May 29 2007 10:35 GMT
#81
What would you choose?
-give up your sense of humor
-someone of your family dies
sKy.Fennix
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada220 Posts
May 29 2007 10:44 GMT
#82
I'd give up my sense of humor. Even if I don't get jokes, I'd rather save a life.
http://www.bryanstamour.com
FatRine
Profile Joined May 2007
406 Posts
May 29 2007 11:16 GMT
#83
[image loading]

Poll: ultimatums
(Vote): Record a vid of you performing a goatse "how to" movie, and give it to everyone you know
(Vote): Have 10cm/4 inch of hair all over your body for the rest of your life(like a monkey)

goatse = stretching your anus in the cameras direction
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 11:30:35
May 29 2007 11:21 GMT
#84
On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.


Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least.

-People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 11:34:34
May 29 2007 11:26 GMT
#85
On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son.

Panties, cause im wearing them anyways.

Xmas dinner with Dan the man.

The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss.

Take the bullet for Bush.

Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone.

Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder.

==============================================

Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:

A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.

B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history.


B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me.


would you rather..

A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft

B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.


THREAD WINNER, wow this is the ultimate dilema....
I'd go with awesome computer and just buy another one, but since thats cheating I guess I'd have to say the best computer available.

CUZ sc2 IS COMIN OUT SOON AND YOU DIDN"T SAY NOTHING ABOUT THAT haha i'm clever, no?

-To -.- and the mad man cabin: Wow thats wrong but I think i'd just go attack him knowing he will crush the key and i'll kill him. Then id' try to see if I coudl get the key to work, but I'd rather die than do that... Plus, your whole family is there so they be watching? How do you know they wouldn't stop you or something.
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 11:39:55
May 29 2007 11:39 GMT
#86
[image loading]

Poll: A or B
(Vote): A: Weave through traffic on a vespa during rush hour in LA
(Vote): B: Jump off a bridge onto a boat passing underneath
(Vote): C: Break a flaming watermelon over your head instead of both.
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
May 29 2007 11:40 GMT
#87
On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.

But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.

So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.



I would rather kill that silly bastard in a painful way and then dying with my pride up and knowing i killed a psycho than EVER DARING TO MISTREAT MY MOTHER AND FAMILY
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 29 2007 11:43 GMT
#88
joyo, i'd rather weave through traffic

Would you rather engage in (These are really gross so don't read if faint-hearted):

A: Space docking No it's not a picture: + Show Spoiler +
Essentially you shit straight into a vagina

B: Cincinnati shrimp buffet: + Show Spoiler +
Something to do with eating a fetus during a miscarriage
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 29 2007 11:46 GMT
#89
shit in a vag
jesus a fetus
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
May 29 2007 12:23 GMT
#90
On May 29 2007 20:40 PaeZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.

But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.

So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.



I would rather kill that silly bastard in a painful way and then dying with my pride up and knowing i killed a psycho than EVER DARING TO MISTREAT MY MOTHER AND FAMILY


Personally, it would be a pleasure to rape my mom to death. She is HAAAAWWWWTTT
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
May 29 2007 13:21 GMT
#91
On May 29 2007 18:33 YanGpaN wrote:
Would you rather dont eat for a week

OR

Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists

[image loading]

Poll: Eat or Skills?
(Vote): Dont eat for a week
(Vote): Lose all starcraft skills/forget it exists
(Vote): DEATH




_what_ Starcraft skill? :p
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Halo[rA]
Profile Joined May 2007
United States31 Posts
May 29 2007 13:31 GMT
#92
On May 29 2007 20:39 [jOyO] wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: A or B
(Vote): A: Weave through traffic on a vespa during rush hour in LA
(Vote): B: Jump off a bridge onto a boat passing underneath
(Vote): C: Break a flaming watermelon over your head instead of both.


Well there's an obvious answer to this question. Everyone loves watermelons!
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 29 2007 13:32 GMT
#93
I don't get the first one, I run around in nothing but long stockings through the mall every day.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 19:16:39
May 29 2007 19:12 GMT
#94
would you rather be mentally retarded and everyone know about it

or

have an IQ of 180, is very smart but everyone is in doubt

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): retard and everyone knows it
(Vote): smart but everyone doubts it


another one

would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you?

or

have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you

(both are hot for the sake of discussion)

[image loading]

Poll: who joo gonna sex?
(Vote): you like but she hates you
(Vote): you dislike but she loves you

Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
May 29 2007 19:15 GMT
#95
? who would choose retarded why should I care if people doubt me.
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 19:29:15
May 29 2007 19:25 GMT
#96
damn those sucks pyro. both of them have clear answers, it's not an ultimatum

who would rather be retarded than smart

and i would love to sex a girl that dislikes me, makes it even more exciting it's like a rape but that i would be allowed to do.

We can already fuck chicks that loves us anyways so it doesn't work.
boghat
Profile Joined January 2007
United States2109 Posts
May 29 2007 19:33 GMT
#97
If you have an IQ of 180 there is usually something you can do to convince people you are a genius. 180 is unbelievably high.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 29 2007 19:37 GMT
#98
[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): bite down as hard as you can on a metal file as it's pulled from your mouth
(Vote): kick a wall with toothpicks under your toe nails

ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
May 29 2007 19:42 GMT
#99
Would you rather SC2 be cancelled or BW be terminated?
aka myheronoob
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
May 29 2007 20:03 GMT
#100
pain wise the kicking the toothpicks might hurt worse but damage wise your teeth would be grinded down and might suffer some permanant damage to your mouth, while your toenail/skin will heal.

i would do the toothpicks.
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