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nemomike
Profile Joined March 2005
61 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 20:17:14
May 29 2007 20:10 GMT
#101
Would you rather:

Have your seat stolen by Hitler:
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===
OR
===

Be attacked by the Mothman while walking through a bridge:
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Poll: choose the better option..
(Vote): Hitler
(Vote): Mothman

Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 20:15:26
May 29 2007 20:14 GMT
#102
brood your choices are by far the worst (i mean its a really hard decision for me and i had the most painful feelings while reading)
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
May 29 2007 20:15 GMT
#103
obviously hitler, i dont really care if biatch stole my seat. biatch gonna die soon anyway, might want him to enjoy whatever life he has left. the mothman, wtf is that shit.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 20:18:07
May 29 2007 20:17 GMT
#104


would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you?

or

have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you

(both are hot for the sake of discussion)

this one i like.
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We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
May 29 2007 20:27 GMT
#105
Would you rather be burried alive? or walk dead among the living?
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
May 29 2007 23:37 GMT
#106
On May 29 2007 20:21 Jonoman92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.


Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least.

-People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it.


Very off-topic, but I've always wondered about this. Every site and report on the issue demarcates them, but to me it always sounded like AIDS was really bad HIV. Like light is still light even when it's very bright, it's not blight. I have no idea though.
tinman
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States287 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-29 23:52:53
May 29 2007 23:50 GMT
#107
two options:

be insomniac. photorealistic nightmares during every interval of sleep, unable for the most part to distinguish them from waking experience until after waking up. the nightmares entail your most intimate fears. new species of fear. incurable, inoperable, etc. except through a regimen of experimental drugs (see option B). insomnia & anxiety might affect your ability to understand/interpret the experiences of your own life or might not. hard to gauge the extent which exhaustion or neuroses bias how you follow the trajectory of a life in motion.

or

take a series of mild sedatives every day. get calm. dream through every sleep of whiteness & wake up calm. anaesthesia everpresent though & filters everything (you guess at least). it might estrange you from waking experience. or might not. no life outside the influence of sedatives to compare anything to & maybe it is does not matter. sedatives every day for the rest of your life, which might not be all that unsucessful post-insomnia just calm and smooth and white at night.

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Poll: pick A or B or C
(Vote): insomnia & nightmares. half asleep all day. frightened of bedtime.
(Vote): pills & occasional injections. persistent sedative calm & sleep of good rest etc.
(Vote): quiet death today
"Politics is an extravagance, an extravagance about grievances. And poetry is an extravagance about grief. And grievances are something that can be remedied, and griefs are irremediable."
PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
May 30 2007 01:05 GMT
#108
On May 30 2007 04:12 pyrogenetix wrote:
would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you?

or

have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you

(both are hot for the sake of discussion)

[image loading]

Poll: who joo gonna sex?
(Vote): you like but she hates you
(Vote): you dislike but she loves you


well, depends on how the sex is... i voted "you like but she hates you" just because generally is the other way around.
Still, i wonder how this poll would go if there was a mayority of women voting... i find it kinda interesting
Sadir
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Vatican City State1176 Posts
May 30 2007 01:10 GMT
#109
most things you suggested, I don't even want to think about what to choose...
they are all to crule )=
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 30 2007 01:30 GMT
#110
On May 30 2007 05:15 oneofthem wrote:
obviously hitler, i dont really care if biatch stole my seat. biatch gonna die soon anyway, might want him to enjoy whatever life he has left. the mothman, wtf is that shit.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 03:04:25
May 31 2007 02:47 GMT
#111
As for the girl one, trust me its easy for bitches to love you and get them fucking you all the time, especially when they are not that hot. (Think about it if they aren't hot and you are at least above average, you are probably gonna be the best guy they ever hook up with.)
I would definitely choose girl that doesn't like me but is hot (as I am in this situation right now IRL).

On May 30 2007 04:37 BroOd wrote:
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Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): bite down as hard as you can on a metal file as it's pulled from your mouth
(Vote): kick a wall with toothpicks under your toe nails



Wow that one is hard, fuck I choose file bite.

----------
Kill or be killed..

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Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Kill your best/good friend for 500k
(Vote): Kill your friend's family for 500k a head
(Vote): Death

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Murdahh
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada107 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 03:21:56
May 31 2007 03:21 GMT
#112
[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Drink horse cum
(Vote): Lick a cow's pussy
(Vote): Death

Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
May 31 2007 03:32 GMT
#113
There's some sick twisted shit in this thread.

Especially -_-'s choice. What the fuck man
Graphics
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 04:01:22
May 31 2007 04:00 GMT
#114
On May 30 2007 08:37 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2007 20:21 Jonoman92 wrote:
On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.


Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least.

-People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it.


Very off-topic, but I've always wondered about this. Every site and report on the issue demarcates them, but to me it always sounded like AIDS was really bad HIV. Like light is still light even when it's very bright, it's not blight. I have no idea though.

Off topic again:
I can try to clear this up.
HIV is an infection with a virus. The virus itself doesn't cause symptoms of disease, but it destroys a certain type of cell involved in your immunesystem. When all of these are killed by the virus, your immune system can't fight even the smallest infections that are normally not lethal. So if you get a pneumonea for example, it can very well kill you, because your immune system isn't working. When the HIV infection reaches this stage, it's called AIDS.
So you generally call it HIV when your immune system is still working to a certain extent, and call it AIDS when you get another disease, unrelated to the HIV infection, that kills you.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
May 31 2007 04:18 GMT
#115
here's one for us gamers!

[image loading]

Poll: would you rather be
(Vote): incurably fat with no hope of slimming down?
(Vote): super scrawny with no chance of bulking up?

ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 31 2007 04:26 GMT
#116
On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.

But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.

So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.

Kill the man and pick the lock with the wood splinters of the key.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 31 2007 05:27 GMT
#117
#yubee
im thinking "fat or not"
not =)
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 06:20:02
May 31 2007 06:19 GMT
#118
+ Show Spoiler +
Kill or be killed..

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Kill your best/good friend for 500k
(Vote): Kill your friend's family for 500k a head
(Vote): Death



Both, collect the 1 Million to feel better.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 06:30:26
May 31 2007 06:27 GMT
#119
[image loading]

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Poll: Would you rather ..
(Vote): Stab Baby in the face
(Vote): Put a baby in the blender
(Vote): Both

[image loading]

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+ Show Spoiler +
^^ LOL ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
[image loading]


http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htm
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/alexpetty/babyjoke.htm

what's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad?
cot death

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head

What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.

What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.

How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.

What's easier to unload: A truckload of bowling balls orn a truckload of dead babies?
A truckload of dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.

When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

Why did the family take the dead baby along on the barbecue?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.

What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A Baby nailed to the floor.

What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby shaving its head with a potato peeler.

What's black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power point.

What's green and spins around at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.

What's red and spins around at 100mph?
A baby that's crawled in after it.

What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.

Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?
He had a javelin through his neck.

What's black and bobs up and down?
A baby in a toaster.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What squeals and goes around at 100mph?
A baby in an electric fan.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's worse than 6 babies in one jar?
One baby in 6 jars...

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle
baby oil?

How do you save a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
May 31 2007 08:03 GMT
#120
Here's a classic:

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather be attacked by a giant spider or 1000 tiny spiders?
(Vote): Giant Spider
(Vote): 1000 Tiny Spiders
(Vote): Death


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