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b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 03 2009 21:22 GMT
#161
some of this shit is beyond twisted.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 21:38:28
February 03 2009 21:28 GMT
#162
Edit: like 29 fps, I somehow confused this with "would you rather?" than "what's worse?" but since I had already written this whole thing out, I figured I'd just post it.

You have the option between two super powers.

1st Power: You have the power to manipulate absolutely anything around you. Want to blow up a city? Want to rebuild the city and blow it up again? Want a harem of sexy woman to follow you and obey your every command? Want to create enough food to solve world hunger with the snap of your fingers? Easy, done.

The only catch is that you are 100% mortal and can't do anything to change it, you can be killed by conventional means and you can also die of plain old age.

2nd Power: You have no control over the outside world, but you have (almost) infinite powers regarding yourself. Want amazingly good looks? Immortality? Knowledge of the whole universe? To be the most charismatic person ever? To learn every martial art ever conceived in an instant? Done.

However, as already stated, you can only affect yourself. You can't give yourself the powers of telekinesis, the ability to shoot lightning out of your hands, or anything that manipulates the world outside of yourself.

[image loading]

Poll: Which power?
(Vote): First one (mortal god)
(Vote): Second one (immortal demi-god)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 03 2009 21:46 GMT
#163
On February 04 2009 03:18 AltaiR_ wrote:
You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff.
[image loading]

Poll: You...
(Vote): Save the car?
(Vote): Let the bitch die?

lol do both have full coverage?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 21:50:17
February 03 2009 21:48 GMT
#164
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
February 03 2009 22:58 GMT
#165
On February 04 2009 03:18 AltaiR_ wrote:
You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff.
Poll: You...
Save the car?
Let the bitch die?


lol, can you do both? Save the car and let the bitch die?

Though personally I'd save her, if she didn't like me she'd like me now. And compensation for my car!! $$
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
February 03 2009 23:19 GMT
#166
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


hahaha, i totally follow this logic.
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Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
February 03 2009 23:30 GMT
#167
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.

And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.
"If I think, everything is lost"
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
February 03 2009 23:34 GMT
#168
damn, those are some fine woman panties on a fine woman on the first page.
Of course, fucking of course.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
February 04 2009 00:20 GMT
#169
On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.

And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.


haha that's why these things never work
lOOpholes!
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
February 04 2009 00:25 GMT
#170
On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.

And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.


haha that's why these things never work
lOOpholes!

Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option).

I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
February 04 2009 02:04 GMT
#171
On February 04 2009 09:25 Falcynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:
On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.

And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.


haha that's why these things never work
lOOpholes!

Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option).

I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/


For the other option, with infinite knowledge you will have the ability to create anything you need to manipulate the world. It's just as exploitable.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
February 04 2009 16:05 GMT
#172
On February 04 2009 09:25 Falcynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:
On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:
On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?

Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.


Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.

And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.


haha that's why these things never work
lOOpholes!

Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option).

I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/


Hm, in that case I would say your best shot is in supporting some sort of theoretical physics research and hope for the slim possibility that something that can alter time is invented. Or maybe I'm just being annoying because I can't answer the question and the philosophical implications of both options scares me. No one knows!
"If I think, everything is lost"
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