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YoUr_KiLLeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States3420 Posts
February 03 2009 04:28 GMT
#141
SHUT UP YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKED UP
what the fuck do you have to say for yourself now you protoss jackass can you retaliate in any way
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
February 03 2009 04:32 GMT
#142
[image loading]

Poll: What would you do?
(Vote): You Can only eat cereal for the rest of your life. Not limited to one cereal.
(Vote): Your job for the rest of your life is a janitor.
(Vote): death
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 05:17:24
February 03 2009 05:16 GMT
#143
Would you rather...

A)Have a football thrown at your face 3 times randomly throughout the day by an NFL quality quarterback(for the rest of your life).

Or.....

B)Start a fight at the Gym with the two toughest looking guys there(also everyday for the rest of your life).

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Football in the face
(Vote): Pick a fight with 2 huge strangers

Hmmm.....??
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 03 2009 05:19 GMT
#144
On February 03 2009 12:11 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:
lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.

[image loading]

Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million

No death option.


For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.

rofl qft


Dude, for $6 million I'd do naked jumping jacks all day and suck a whole row of cocks. - FunChucks
Hates Fun🤔
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
February 03 2009 05:22 GMT
#145
On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:
lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.

[image loading]

Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million

No death option.


For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.

Who gets the freebie?
Administrator
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
February 03 2009 06:04 GMT
#146
I'd rather do the fight rather than football because after a few years I would get good at fighting (or running away, whatever)
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 03 2009 06:14 GMT
#147
On May 29 2007 15:29 CharlieMurphy wrote:
What would you rather wear:
Socks (on your feet)
OR
Girl's Panties

[image loading]

Poll: Run naked with
(Vote): Socks
(Vote): Panties
(Vote): Death



Socks, easy. Freeballing!

On May 29 2007 17:00 CharlieMurphy wrote:

Would you rather eat mayonaise out of this guy's ass?
OR
Take a bullet for George Bush?

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): Eat Mayo Out his Ass
(Vote): Take a Bullet for Bush
(Vote): Death


Take a bullet

On May 29 2007 17:17 YoiChiBow wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather skin the kitten (below) with a spoon or drink a gallon of piss?
(Vote): KITTEN
(Vote): PISS!! FUCK YEAH!
(Vote):



a GALLON of piss? If the kitty's already dead, I pick skin the kitty. If have to skin it while its still alive, then I guess drink the piss.

On May 29 2007 17:31 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Would You Rather..

Swallow Cum
OR
Eat Pus
(No puking afterwords)

[image loading]

Poll: Would you Rather?
(Vote): Cum
(Vote): Pus
(Vote): Death



Depends on whose cum. A guy's? If my own, then yah. If others, then I rather eat pus.

XK ßubonic
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 06:24:23
February 03 2009 06:21 GMT
#148
why are all these options bad ones? how about some good ones?

power of flight or invisibility?

[image loading]

Poll: Which Power?
(Vote): Flight
(Vote): Invisibility


edit: ah, i see... what's WORSE?.... "would you rather" is more interesting, since there's more options (i.e. good stuff like this one). also... people are already answering the polls as if it were a "would you rather" question. people are choosing the lesser of two evils, right? they're not picking the one they think is worse, right?

4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
February 03 2009 06:21 GMT
#149
Would you rather...

Give Chill a handjob till he came
or
Fondle with man titties for 2 hours


[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Give Chill a handjob
(Vote): Play with titties




Who else is sick with the "death" option? seriously what the fuck is up with that? just makes me want to ban those noobs ccuz they don't know how to play

"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 03 2009 06:22 GMT
#150

Would You Rather..
Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot.
OR
Pee like a woman for the rest of your life.


Smash my shit.

would you rather..

A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft

B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.


B.

attempt suicide by jumping off a building with 60% chance to survive and live the rest of your life like a vegetable.
OR
attempt suicide by burning yourself with 100% chance to die.


I think I'll jump off. I've always crinked at burning to death.

Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding.
OR
Spill hot coffee all over yourself.


I think I'll take the spill.

Would you rather dont eat for a week
OR
Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists


Lose all my sc skills. Wait, WHAT sc skills?

XK ßubonic
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
February 03 2009 06:31 GMT
#151
On May 29 2007 18:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Choose.

Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding.

OR

Spill hot coffee all over yourself.



Fuck hot coffee. Rather lick a bloody vag then burn my balls.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
February 03 2009 08:07 GMT
#152
Depends how hot, if you get 3rd degree burns and have to have some other guy's skin grafted on ur dick it'd kind of be weird in a way, for the rest of ur life
Retired SchiSm[LighT]
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
February 03 2009 08:15 GMT
#153
On February 03 2009 13:32 inertinept wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: What would you do?
(Vote): You Can only eat cereal for the rest of your life. Not limited to one cereal.
(Vote): Your job for the rest of your life is a janitor.
(Vote): death

Being a janitor is a respectable job. You can also do interesting hobbies/odd jobs at the same time.
Eating only cereal on the other hand deprives you of so much pleasure!
-->Janitor for sure.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 08:20:59
February 03 2009 08:20 GMT
#154
On February 03 2009 14:16 BooBoogers wrote:
Would you rather...

A)Have a football thrown at your face 3 times randomly throughout the day by an NFL quality quarterback(for the rest of your life).

Or.....

B)Start a fight at the Gym with the two toughest looking guys there(also everyday for the rest of your life).

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Football in the face
(Vote): Pick a fight with 2 huge strangers


If I pick a fight at the gym everyday with two huge strangers, that means that I am going to the gym everyday, and be really strong... And if I know that I will be getting into fights, then I'll surely do martial arts on the side. In other words, I stand a chance of surviving each time. With the footballs, I have no hope and live in fear.
edit: crap double post!
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
February 03 2009 14:53 GMT
#155
On February 03 2009 15:21 OmgIRok wrote:
Would you rather...

Give Chill a handjob till he came
or
Fondle with man titties for 2 hours


[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Give Chill a handjob
(Vote): Play with titties




Who else is sick with the "death" option? seriously what the fuck is up with that? just makes me want to ban those noobs ccuz they don't know how to play




After all Chill has done to the starcraft scene i think he derserves this one
Flying Tushin!!
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
February 03 2009 18:08 GMT
#156
If you were told that you had an incurable disease and that you would die in a month would you rather...

Bomb a major hospital and get immediately arrested and punished

OR

Snipe people from a rooftop and never get caught

[image loading]

Poll: You Psycho
(Vote): Bomb
(Vote): Snipe
AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
February 03 2009 18:18 GMT
#157
You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff.
[image loading]

Poll: You...
(Vote): Save the car?
(Vote): Let the bitch die?
Translator
AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
February 03 2009 19:09 GMT
#158
:o wow even vote?
Translator
.MistiK
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Netherlands347 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 20:30:37
February 03 2009 20:30 GMT
#159
your choices are:

- you get to live one day with the girl who is perfect to you in every possible way, and you get a billion dollars. The girl will be everything you've ever looked for in a person and more. It will be the happiest and most memorable day of your life, guaranteed.

- one person of your choice comes back from the dead for one day. It can be someone you've loved, but also other people like Elvis Presley or Jesus.

[image loading]

Poll: who would spend a day with you?:
(Vote): The girl who's perfect in all ways + a billion dollars
(Vote): a dead person



Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10756 Posts
February 03 2009 20:57 GMT
#160
For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.


For a billion dollars i would probably enjoy it ^^
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